>don't want a one night stand >just want a gf to

>Wants an emotional bond over cheap carnal pleasures

You were born in the wrong time, sorry dude.

I want a wife but I'm not good enough for one yet

I just want a one night stand. My wife isn't cool with it though.

>>36111425
fucking this. I could get sex easily if I really wanted, but finding a girl who isn't just some cheap slut is fucking impossible.

>>36111425
>>36111502
Yep, I have turned down so many one night stands in my pursuit for a meaningful relationship that I am now thinking of saying fuck this bullshit and just starting one night stands.

Wrong time wrong place is true, nowadays relationships have been ruined by some severe feminist liberal slut culture brainwashing.

Just sucks because I grew up believing in this fake ass love shit.

What if I want a gf to cuddle together with on some nights and fug other nights?

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>>36111557
this.

who else here /selfimprovmentcuck/?
I want to get a gf, and eventually a wife, but I keep thinking I'm not a well rounded enough person as I am now, and will eventually end up ruining the relationship.

>>36111620
I should be ready in about 2-3 years. wanna get a little bit smarter and a bit less selfish and weird first

>>36111620
>>36111557
Well enjoy once you get one and you do nothing wrong at all and get dumped because of it.

Trust me shit goes south quick once she finds out you are just a chill guy who wants a stable relationship.

Test it, act chad for the first meetups she will be all over you. Then open up with your real self say you like cuddling and movies and spending time with her.

Enjoy the break up

>>36111580
Yep, fucking impossible.

>>36111674
It's easy enough to avoid your mistakes

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>>36111425
yes

>>36111557
I want a wife but I'll never be good enough for one

>>36111724
Yeah avoid being caring and yourself.

>>36111757
Avoid the types of women you're going after, more like

I spend significantly more time daydreaming about cuddling etc. than sex. Alas, I can't ever be in a relationship (and I don't want casual sex, so it's the wizard's life for me).

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>>36111620
>>36111666
>staying a virgin for years out of respect for roasties
what have roasties ever done to improve themselves for you? the answer is nothing, because they feel entitled to have a good man who'll pay for their shit. just pump and dump one while you improve so youdon't waste your youth as a KHV

>>36111834
pumping and dumping would do me more harm than good not to mention it's disgusting

>>36111875
spoken like a true original KHV

>>36111802
>>36111875
You two need to live in the real world. Seriously fucking get out more and stop spreading this shit to the weak minded betas. You are fucking up their lives with your "oh wait for someone special, you will find a girl who loves you for you shit".

Seriously stop spreading this bullshit.

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>>36111425
>>36111580

This hits close to home.
>Be me
>Studying X engineering, huge lack of females I can hold a close bond
>School break starts
>Decides I should ask a girl for a date
>Before I knew it we had sex
>And we keep having sex
>Time passes
>No more dates, no more other actives, just sex and small amounts of cuddle afterwards
>I actually hated it, so I ended it

>>36111943
Sex is meaningless if you're having it with some whore. If there's no love you may as well not even bother since it's a waste of energy and about as pleasing as a sneeze

>>36111940
Yeah, of course. I'll lose all those things to my wife when the time comes instead of wasting my virginity on some rando

>>36111984
You are operating on the dumbest fucking level of self denial. Stop telling these people that women dont do that shit.

>>36112006
Oh yeah I am sure she waited just for you too.

pretty much, I want a life partner.
someone to go through the ups and downs of life with, someone to be alone with.
not just some fucking whore who you call your "gf" for a few months, and them dumps you the first chance she gets.

>>36112029
If you want to do something different from me be my guest anon. But I'll be waiting for marriage, since having one night stands is illogical and is not beneficial at all

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>>36111425
>Anyone else know this feel?
yes to bad i'm a fat autistic neet so i guess i'll just have to work up the guts to kill myself

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>>36112029
>Oh yeah I am sure she waited just for you too.
this, even if I stay a strait arrow virgin till I'm 30 while I improve myself, all the girls I'll be able to date by then will have had sex like 100 times with 100 different chads.

>>36112092
>dating women your own age

>>36112092
Truth and thats why all this wait for her shit is dumb. GO check the stats women fucking run from virgins like the plague.

Never, ever tell someone you are a virgin unless it is a bro tier dude.

You tell a women she is either repulsed and runs for the hills or if she is not interested she will say "oh you will find someone special it doesnt matter she will love you".

rofl new word instead of friendzoned youll be virginzoned pals. Go on ok cupid find a slut and fuck.

>>36112057
Tell that to your future wife who had them, guess she is illogical and shit she did was not beneficial. lol

>>36112146
You clearly haven't met my future wife

>>36112103
rofl you planning to find a women thats 19 and a virgin? What planet are you from where this shit exist? get a fucking clue.

>>36112146
It is not. If she had one night stands then she is guaranteed to cheat on you.

Just marry a nice hardcore catholic girl

>>36112178
I never will either, neither will you. Your perfect virgin waifu shit is dumb, you need to tip your fedora less and face reality there.

>>36112179
Why do you say 19? What werid country do you live in

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>>36112146
>can't lose virginity because no girl will have sex with me
>no girl will have sex with me because i'm a virgin
this world is too cruel for me

>>36112184
rofl Hardcore catholic girls are the biggest sluts on the planet. haha

Enjoy your talk about how she lost the hymen horse back riding!

>>36112196
I am facing reality just fine, thanks for the faux concern though I know your heart's in the right place but your words mean nothing to me

>>36112203
Oh you can get sex dude, okcupid use a condom and make sure you use it properly so no pregnancy scares.

>>36112224
Maybe if you live in the shitty bible belt, anon.

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>>36112184
>having to get up fr church every sunday
I'll take my chances with virginity, thanks.

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>buttmad normalfag in the thread telling everyone to give up on their personal values and embrace degeneracy

If anyone in Sydney is looking for this pls reply with an email or your skype or something.


I'm female

>>36112231
>>36112254
You both have the mentality of fucking lovey dovey beta orbiters.

Seriously stop down this path dudes. Just fucking stop and wake the fuck up.

>>36112203
If you find a way to become financially stable, a girl will follow.

>>36112318
>I'm female
pic of your tits plus time stamp or it didn't happen.

>>36112327
Wake up and... what? Waste my time and energy on pointless one night stands? It's an illogical pursuit the only thing that's beneficial to me is finding the right girl and marrying her

>>36112344
>implying I want golddigging whores

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>>36111425
>Realise I no longer just want sex
>Also want companionship and someone to be close to
>Finding a gf becomes ten times harder

>>36112327
I'm physically incapable of fucking someone I'm not emotionally attracted to. True story. I have knee jerk reactions when sluts try to kiss me or do sexual things with me and cringe really fucking hard
Not everyone has to be a degenerate manwhore, anon.

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>>36112352
Oh no welp better post muh titties, I mean you did say I have to.

>>36112394
nice try, but the mark2 roast detector I have installed isn't picking up anything. you're not fooling anyone neckbeardy.

>24 KHV
>NEET
>Can't meet guys, even if I could shit personality

I care less and less about sex desu, I just want someone to connect to and cuddle.

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>>36112376
Shit man, I feel ya.
I couldn't find a gf when I only cared about sex, I definitely can't find one now that I actually care about her personality.

>>36111425
>Anyone else know this feel?
No, because I am not a faggot. I like sex

>>36112436
>tfw gay guys hit on me all the time but I'm straight
>women flat out call me ugly and creepy to my face

>>36112431
oh no I'm actually a woman.
I'm not kidding. I'm lonely. Please.

unless your really fat, sorry.

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Don't even know what I'd do with a gf. I just want some nembutal at this point. I just dont have something that makes someone human and be with other humans. My life insurance covers suicide, so it makes it all the more tempting.

>>36111425
Ever since I met my oneitis all I want is an meaningful intimate relationship with her. I fantasize about cuddling her and just holding her more than anything else. Of course she has a boyfriend so I'm I've basically just become another orbiting cuck

>>36112633

I'll be you're GF if you share the nembutal

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>tfw you want to have a emotional bond and kinky sex a the same time

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>>36112687
I'll probably just buy it off from some vet clinic with a disproportional mount of money or failing that, just settle with plain old rope. Guns are hard to come by in my country.

I'll miss my waifu though.

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>>36112771
*disproportionate

My brain isn't working properly anymore. Anyway, maybe I could just raid my mom's medicine for something to overdose on.

>>36112825

Want to talk? In the same place ngl

>>36111620
28, have loved, lived and regretted loving. I dont want kids and i dont believe much in marrige, my female friends have married a bunch of chumps who they cheat on and the women I've slept with have been married, the next generation is fucked, moral values and mature women who can raise kids are but a myth, it's all kids trying to raise kids is what I've seen.

I don't know if im worth someones time but it sure as hell isn't the women I've met/slept with.

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>>36112981
Not really. I'd probably do it this year or the next or whenever I feel extremely shitty enough, so no need to worry.

Besides, death is probably much more pleasant than living. If given a choice, I'd opt out of it, like I did with many things in life.

>>36112560
not that anon but, can you give me any proof? it doesn't have to be tits, it can be anything.
i'd be happy to give you my skype/email or whatever.

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>>36112694
it hurts so bad. why does god hate us?

Sex is for with a wife and when horny

Cuddles, hugs, hand holding, kisses, spending time together, talking

These are for any cute female any time

I wish I knew cute females

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>>36111557
>ywn be a capable of raising a family

Same. I'm female. A one night stand would be easy but my sheer autism prevents anything meaningful

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>>36114672
>tfw no autismo fembot gf

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>>36114546
Shit man, I used to hate kids but now I want a family of my own more than anything.

>>36114672

I think you're underestimating some peoples capacity to get through autism.

>>36115893
I think it can be overlooked if you other
wise have a winning personality or are pretty. But I'm pretty fucked overall