ITT: that kid thread: special edition >At high school the

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>>36111320
>that kid who threw a boulder at a toddler for no reason and almost killed him
>sister and I watch as the toddler's mom screams at his mom and threatens to sue
>bully's mom is really nice, gives everyone delicious oriental chocolates and apologizes before dragging her son inside
>sat outside and listened to him get yelled at in Japanese as I ate my candy

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>that kid who was histrionic and scared away his friends by being an attention whore and way too sexual

>the kid who was taking shrooms by 16 years old because he was friends with the stoners who were a couple of years older

>that kid whom you had to shush once he started talking to you about runescape

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>the school bully who wiped shit into a kids open wound and sent gave the kid septicemia

>That kid who used to call you a different name even though he knew your actual name and even though it didn't annoy you

>>36111320
>windmilling
I've heard two cases of one of the stacy-ass-kissing normies doing this

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>>36111320
>that chad who had the same quirks as you but was more popular than you so you had to refrain from being yourself to avoid being accused of trying too hard to be like him
>that stacy who kept accidentally making eye contact with you somehow making you assume that she and others think you're crushing on her so you have to awkwardly avoid her and be nervous around her for the rest of high school, thus making things worse
>that kid who came to school when you wished upon a monkey paw that someone would come in and be into vidya like you are but they turned out to be a stereotypical NERD XD who somehow outsperged you

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>That kid who always brought his DS to class no matter what
>That same kid who, whenever we had a debate in class, had to blurt out his own incoherent opinion which barely had anything to do with the subject being debated
>That same kid again who walked really fast where ever he went

also

>That one teacher who FUCKING DIED

>>36112963
>That kid you could have been friends with since you knew you were into the same things but you were too pussy to say anything to him.

>>36113055
>>That same kid who, whenever we had a debate in class, had to blurt out his own incoherent opinion which barely had anything to do with the subject being debated
Fucking Kevin

>>36113055
For me the opinion kid was also the "Does anyone have any questions" kid and the kid who used to just ramble on so you switch off

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>that girl who was even more autistic and into anime than you but was still popular because she was a girl

>that kid who showered once a week
>he never used any hair products so his hair was always greasy af except one day after he showered
>some other kid correctly predicted that he showered only on Sundays

oh hey that was me :(

bonus story:
>he sat next to a row of grills in math class
>one day his stomach hurt
>he needed to go to the bathroom but he was too much of a pussy to go during class
>so he farted once every 30 seconds to relieve pressure
>grills didn't say anything

I was fuarking disgusting kek

>>36111510
>12 yrs old playing Gameboy with my cousins outside
>little Roach on 3 wheel bike shows up and hits my brother to the back of the head with a fking rock
>Grab his bike and hold it, don't remember what I did besides that but the roach starts crying
>His Turk roach mom comes out and starts yelling at me
>I start balling trying explain I didn't do shit
>My cousins don't give a shit and just keep playing Gameboy cause they don't like me that much

Reminds me of another similar story around the same age
>Older Turk roach like 14-15 while I'm 12
>Roach bullies my little bother
>Decide to fight the roach despite being way smaller than him
>Both are my cousins that are the roaches age are there
>Watch me get my ass beat then leave with him

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>that kid who naruto ran everywhere
>that kid who couldn't talk about anything but anime
>that kid who dropped out a month before graduation
>that kid who shit himself
>that chad who shit himself
>that trench coat kid
>that kid that fapped in class
>that kid who fucked up multiple chads in a fight
>that kid who became an hero
>that kid who fucked a cat
>that qt who wanted to smash but I was retarded and didn't notice
>the gorgeous stacy that liked talking with me all class even though I was weird (tfw she moved)
>that kid that got arrested for plotting/preparing a Columbine
>that kid who would slap the fuck out of whoever he wanted but was a tard so got away with it
>that kid who kept making clay dicks in ceramics
>those kids that got arrested multiple times a year
>that kid who broke everyone's ceramics with a metal yardstick like a ninja
>those tards that would try to have kung fu fights outside during lunch
>that kid that only wore military surplus

It was a weird place, man.

>that HUEzilian girl who met up at school drunk underage and got suspended
>that kid who won the national competition for dancing in norway
>that kid who was a retarded roach
>that kid who was obsessed with older men and kept irritating the old man teacher so much he got suspended from his classes (me)

>that kid who tried to get me to join the marines for a fucking subway sandwich
>gets mad at me when I dont
>same kid reads bible in math class
>is atheist
>unofficially voted most likely to be school shooter
>michael you autismal fuck lol

>that high functioning autistic in normal classes and not tard cages
>obsessed with nick jonas
>masturbated to him once during standardized test
>not even seasoned wranglers knew what to do
>she also punched a kid in the face for saying nick jonas smoked crack

>that kid who would cry while taking a shit

>that kid who stabbed a pregnant teacher in the stomach

>>36113055
The principle died at my school. I believe it was a heart attack. He was only in his mid 40s, pretty healthy guy as well.

>>36115662
>stabbed a pregnant teacher in the stomach
post the whole story anon, i dont care if its fake

I have a that principal story
>be in high school several years ago
>my sophomore year
>principal, named Mr Piper, suddenly goes missing, assistant principal steps up
>rumors swirling
>eventually, he is featured in the local newspaper
>turns out he stole a bunch of flower pots from some farmer and got caught during one of his flower pot thefts
>half-chad gets some shirts printed up with the fox from Dora the explorer saying "Piper no swiping" while holding a flower pot that he undoubtedly made in MSpaint
>everyone laughs
>Mr. Piper never a principal again

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>>36115899

>"Piper no swiping"

breddy gud

>>36111548
That's just not true... Not anymore.

>>36116239
Nah nigga, thats true

Orig

>>36115396
>roach
thats easily the least offensive slur Ive ever read.
right up there with spic, cracker, wop, and mick
using those terms makes you look weaker than an anime watching my little pony fan

>that kid who fucking tore the class pet rabbit's head off because it bit him
>that kid who tried to kill himself by jumping out of the second story window and actually succeeded
>that kid who got thrown across the room by an autistic older kid for no reason and ended up going into a coma and getting brain damage

>>36116499
>thrown across the room by an autistic older kid for no reason
Why don't they keep dangerous retards in special Ed classes?

>that kid who literally showered once a year, came into his underwear and let it dry, and wore the same pair of underwear until they literally fell off him by wearing out and snapping.

i'll give you no points for guessing how i know with absolute certainty that's that's the case.

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>that fat kid who named himself "capitalism4life" on kahoot
>hung around girls who hated him all day
>called my girlfriend a whore and tried to play it off as a joke
>no one laughed

>>36112963
>that chad who had the same quirks as you but was more popular than you so you had to refrain from being yourself to avoid being accused of trying too hard to be like him
Kill

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>That kid who gave one of the Stacies a bunch of roses when he tried to ask her out
>That kid who did Karate and tried to teach it to the other betas at the school
>That kid who jumped into a swimming pool with a plastic bag on his head
>That kid who bragged about watching porn

My that principal story is
>That principal who ended up causing the school to fail and almost close so he had to leave

>>36113055
I had that kid in college. Liberal arts are dumb.

>>36115614
Fucking brazilians I swear they are fucking monkeys