Childhood and teenage years thread Let's have a good old

he looks like a young elon musk

>>36109935
11 with girlfriend

>GIGA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36109935

>is 11, kills himself over a 13 year old girlfriend

Normies are fucking retarded man.
Good riddance

>>36109935
Boy, 11, didn't read Romeo and Juliet and becomes an old meme

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>>36111474
>11, kills himself over a 13 year old girlfriend
when you think robots are morons but u discover how deep the rabbit hole of stupidity is

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>be young me
>pulling pranks around the town with my brother
>see a group of maybe 10 random kids playing something, running around, having fun
>go near some girl and ask if I can join
>I have no intentions of joining, but I have yet to decide how to annoy them
>the girl just laughs
>impulsively punch her in the face and start running
>my brother runs into a different direction than me
>the chase is on
>they call for some reinforcements in the form of big brothers and sisters
>run over an unfamiliar soccer field
>now in some small housing area, perfect, it was time for the stealth phase
>climb onto a roof and lay down
>wondering if my brother made it, he isn't as good of a runner, but he got a good headstart, he technically had no involvement so it might be cool
>hear the kids coming closer
>walking and cursing underneath me for a few minutes
>cold_sweat.jpg
Then they whipped out the big guns

>"I'm calling my dad"
>wonder why they wont just give up
>they walk onwards, notice that some of the kids are missing, maybe they went after my brother
>decide to stay still for a while incase they were below me
>after a moment of silence, climb down and start running in the general direction of my brother
>spot the damn idiot in a tree
>tell him to come down and then we sneakily escaped the town, went back to our grandmas place
The operation was a success.

>>36111647
Roastie has been toasted.

>15 years old in geometry class
>cunt sitting in front of me asking for answers to homework
>tell her no
>she gets mad at me
>she gets sent home
>years later, find out she was missing
>turns out someone raped and killed her while she was on a date

>>36109935
And she will be painted the helpless victim for all her life now, wanna bet?

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>no friends
>elementary school
>would watch bugs for entire recess period, examining their behavior
>looked forward to rainy days so I could stay inside and read
>picked up handfuls of sand from the sandbox and poured it on my head, would have fun picking it out of my hair

Autism starts early

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>>36111786
roastie so dopey

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I've posted this before, but whatever. Here it goes:

>Me
>Elementary School.
>December, Xmas Time.
>Everyone is marry and happy.
>"Okay kids! For today You'll have to draw a Xmas themed Picture!"
>I'm gonna draw the shit out of that santa.ini
>Everything is going all right.
>Baby Roastie comes to me:
>"Your drawing sucks anon! eheheh!"
>That's mean. How dare she insulting my proud insigna.
>Whatever, Eventually she goes away and I Drop the thing.
>I'm still pretty mad tho.
>Drawing class ends on the note: "Okay kids, later we'll give you one kinder egg!"
>The entire 30 minutes of break time are spent in the anticipation.
>Kinder Egg: Xmas edition. Truly a god's craft.
>On the outside of the sealed box we were able to see all the surprises We would be able to get on the inside.
>The hype is palpable.
>One surprise stands out between the others.
>It's a snowman.
>A snowman with a top hat.
>A snowman with a top hat you can hang on your xmas tree.
>Everykid wans it.
>I want it.

>The break pass.
>It's time.
>The Teacher gives us One single egg.
>Hell yeah
>I Open my egg.
>Not the snowman, but whatever.
>I see Baby Stacy from before.
>That bitch got it.
>She got the big prize.
>The Rage of a thousands frogposters builds in my guts.
>I remember how she insulted my picture.
>I Never forget.
>As she's distracted, with a quick move, I take the snowman.
>Nobody saw it.
>No witnesses.
>The perfect crime.

>After a while I see her looking on the ground.
>She's looking for her surpirse.
>I stay silent.
>She starts to get worried.
>She calls the teacher.
>"My surprise, I can't find my surprise!" She cries.
>They start looking for it.
>I stay silent.
>She starts to cry.
>An hour or so, it's spent. She's in tears.
>They give her another egg.
>She gladly opens it, but... It's not the snowman.
>School ends.
>I return home.
>I place the snowman and the surprise I got legally on my xmas tree.
>Alot of time has passed.
>Mfw Every year, I still place that snowman on MY xmas tree.

>>36111387
>>36111474
>>36111541

it's Romeo and Juliet

>>36112207
You sly bastard! top zozzle

>>36112207
you're a true hero, anon.