>Mother asks "you say you have no friends, so if you

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>Oh cool, you browse 4chan
>What boards do you browse?

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>>36109765
>oh you are interested in X?
>I have the most contrarian opinions on the subject, I think we will make excellent friends
I blame /v/ and /pol/ crossboarders for all the friends who left me

>>36109713
>family sees terminals
>get wide-eyed and ask if i'm haxoring lol!!
>i'm actually just on IRC and trying to fix broken dependencies because nvidia drivers are a fucking nightmare

>>36109713
>Mother

Why are you being so formal?

>>36111184

Stay away from those boards... They're nothing but negativity

>>36112045
>he says unironically as he posts on /r9killmyself/

>>36112035
I don't like using "mom" after she talks down to me or makes me cry

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>>36111184
Yeah, yeah, sorry for fucking your life up, pussy.
Maybe don't have faggot sensitive friends in the next life, huh?
I say the next life, because you're browsing /r9k/ with us, so I doubt you'll be making any new friends in this one.
>t. /pol/

>dad browses 4chan and reddit

>all he does on the internet are forum boards, Facebook, and piracy

>Anon is so smart about computers, he's like a tech wizard!
>We ask him to fix everything. I don't know why he doesn't have a job as a computer technician
>I just have slightly above average knowledge
>All my parents problems are just really obvious fixes

>>36112926
I know this feel
>build a gaming pc
>wow anon you're so good with computers XD
>ask me to fix anything and everything even remotely related to technology after that

>>36113035
To be honest I just have to say something like "The modem isn't even plugged in." and they act astonished like I said some techno babble.