>handsome >have different colored eyes >tall >buff

>>36109509
>handsome

Post picture. Most of the ''handsome''fags here are 5/10. Have some self awareness.

>>36109509
>have different colored eyes

prove it

>>36109509
Post pics OP.
9/10 faggots who make these threads are jsut ugly and in delusional.

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>>36109560
>>36109567
>>36109573
just going to post my eyes

omg every fgt that posts here going "tfw no gf when i'm above average looking" always is actually ugly af themselves

>>36109619
you're greasy as fuck and your eyes are actually uncomfortable to look at

>>36109649
that's the flash that makes it look greasy, baka

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>>36109619
You got a dab of shit in your eyeball m8.

>>36109619
Your eyes are beautiful OP. Show us the rest pls.

>>36109674
no I don't want to
I will get doxed

>morbidly obese
>short
>small dick
>virgin
>no gf
>but fleshlight ordered and on the way

Ah yes.
Everything is gonna be fine.
Soon I'll have something nice to fuck.

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>>36109733
>posting on /r9k/
>caring about getting doxed
NORMIE OFF MY BOARD
REEEEE

>>36109797
Feels remarkably similar to a pussy anon.
If you haven't tried it before, you're going to love it.
Get some warming lube and it feels almost indistinguishable.

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>>36109814
I don't want my already shit life to get more fucked

>>36109619
Inbred?
(Original)

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>>36109833
>checked
>tfw there wouldn't even be mild consequences for getting doxed

>>36109619
That's an inbred gene I'm afraid, girls subconsciously pick up on this and won't see you as a good potential mate because of these subconscious queues.

>>36109839
>>36109883
no it's not an inbred gene you dumbasses
unless you mean that I'm white

>>36109828

I'm quite excited, yes, even if it's not the same as a real pussy. But I won't know the difference so who cares. Women have it easy, it's so easy to replicate a dick but a vagina is way more complicated. You have to warm it, put lube, clean it afterwards and let it dry after it but I'm prepared to do these things.

I feel so horny lately, I feel I need to FUCK something badly, not just stroke my dick. You know, move the hips, all that shit.
I'm already thinking of ways to fuck it, mainly involving a bunch of pillows.

>short
>ugly
>have had dozens of gfs

Enjoy being a beta faggot

>>36109883

What exactly are you referring to? I dont see anything that stands out in particular

>>36109509
being handsome helps but it's mostly down to confidence.

Guy I knew was a fat 3/10 balding ginger, but he still had attractive girlfriends due to his personality

>>36109509
Everyone on this board thinks he is handsome, mate.