Assume you just made a million dollars and get to spend 10% of

I am my own worst enemy so i guess i will do what i typically do and fuck everything up somehow.

>Pay his gf, mother, sister etc to suck your dick then send him the video/pictures

>buy out his apartment and raise the rent or tell him to move out

>be happy and remind him of it constantly

the ways that violate laws though are so much more fun. e.g. buy some two part, expanding foam cement, pay some guys to break into his home and mix it up in a bucket in his living room.

>>36107735
File false tax forms in their names, and fuck it all up.
It will make them get audited.

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>>36107957
>buy out his apartment and raise the rent or tell him to move out
Kek, that would be a perfect way to fuck with someone.

>buy every single cheap apartment complex in the area
>he either has to pay up or move out of the city

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>>36107735
slash their achilles tendon
make sure you wear a mask, and it's as good as legal

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>>36107735
steal their dog, kill it, and burn it, then leave it on their porch, knock on their door, and run away

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>>36107735
Take their mother out for a nice evening, and legit try to fuck her.
Flash your cash, everything.
Turn her on.
Then fuck her, fuck her good OP.
Set up a spycam to record the fucking so you can send it to your enemy.

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>>36107735
Just throw a cup of piss on them, it's free.

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Figure out a way to get them to race-mix.

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>>36108306
bro freakin gnarly dude

add me on newgrounds

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>>36108399
>another edgelord spotted
adding you now

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>>36108406
friggin awesome bro

>>36108338
>>36107957
Nice options right here.
Also gather info.
Next to noone is without some skeleton in the closet that can tumble out these days, even if it is stupid shit like pirated media, cheating on a partner etc.

I decide to invest 100% of it into ruining my enemies life. I use the whole million to buy property, and get rich over next 10-15 years. All my enemies now squirm with hate and jealousy over how rich and successful I am.

I'm not a small minded person, blinded by anger.

>>36107735
Slowly take rat poison until I'm unable to live normally.
That will show him!

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hire a bunch of people to just do random shit to fuck with them, get em fucked up on meth and start spinning some crazy bullshit tale about government mind control, and microchips, and they're in a simulation or some shit. gaslight them. get your dudes to plant little "clues" around them. make them question reality until they snap and lose it. they'll either kill themselves, kill other people, or go be a crazy hermit somewhere to suffer their delusions for the rest of their life.

>you just made a million dollars and get to spend 10% of it to
So why not just say "You get $100,000 to ruin the life of..."?

>>36107957
Great advice

>buy out his apartment and raise the rent or tell him to move out
That's pretty good.
Then lower the rent again, give the apartment to someone he hates, like his ex-GF that cheated on him.
Have sex with his ex-GF in his former apartment

>>36109061
I was about to say the same thing.
What the fuck are you doing, OP?

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>Murder someone
>Plant strands of enemy's hair on body

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>>36110075
>OP sneak-bragging about his million dollars

The best revenge is living well. Use it to improve your life.

Wait until there's a series of break-ins in his neighborhood
Plant burglary tools in his car
Call the police anonymously and say you recognized the burglar's car

If your mark is married or in a relationship
1. Go to a random hotel
2. Acquire one their stationary / letterhead
3. Send a package from the hotel to his home, including women's shoes, stating that his "spouse" forget them in the room

I wouldn't waste a cent on the bitch.