>tfw you go on 4chan and type shit deviating from the norm

>tfw you go to the kitchen to get some food and see an empty carton of pizza on the table
>i think everyone is asleep so I start to search in the garbage can for pizza
>find a half eaten pizza and accidentally smears sauce on my pants and hands
>grandpa ask me what I'm doing so late

I told him I was masturbating and he opened his eyes like he never had and turn around, i dont know how to feel or what to do robots. I hope im not called the pizza jerker now

Describe the norm.

>>36107093
this is actually pretty funny
lane 2600

You're on 4chan where the majority of people are underaged, so it's not hard to shoot out that card randomly and actually be right

>>36107102
>>36107158
Okay so I'm on /int/ right, and for some reason they have the gall to call me an underage.

I mean yes, technically I do type autistically like this and have a completely different grammar structure as opposed to them.. So that would give the impression that I am in fact, an underage.

But it kind of pisses me off that they call me that, yet in reality I am actually above the teenager years.

Idk it just ticks me off a little bit.

>>36107209
it would have nothing about the grammar structure, it would be the content

>>36107228
What kind of content would that be?

>>36107268
childish feels/opinions? i dont know what you post, im not your mom

>>36107209
>Idk it just ticks me off a little bit.

I'm honestly starting to think you're underaged if you're getting pissed off at fucking strangers on the internet whose highest level of discussion is posting smug anime girls

>write something that doesn't agree 100% with bitter virgins
>get called a roastie

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this thread is bad and you should all get to bed you have little league in the morning.
pic unrelated

>>36107290
>>36107283
No, see, the thing is, I've never been called out on this before and it has me really surprised about the whole thing.

>>36107341
If not underaged you're definitely new.

>get into an infinite loop of greentexting
>get to the point where we don't care about the disagreement but who can endure greentexting longer
Hate when that happens.

>>36107341
If getting called underage bothers you at all and you can't just immediately brush it off and not make a thread about it you're probably underaged.

>>36107378
>spend minutes of my life typing out a legitimate response to open up discussion
>get called a shilled and ignored
...
>same thread
>lol DRUMPF
>48 replies

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>>36107372
>>36107382
No I'm not new and I'm not underage

And I can prove it as well

>haven't posted in /a/ (supposedly my home board) for months because I refuse to go in until I'm up to date with my weekly watching
>new season already started
>haven't finished last season's shows

>>36107428
Whoa whoa whoa hold up, when the fuck did /a/ start discussing anime? That's about as believable as /v/ taking a break from shitposting to actually discuss games

>>36107442
I miss /vint/
Even if I got AFUCKINGLEAF'd all day there were still better threads than most of the past year.

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>>36107378
>is trying to make some sort of point about how greentexting isn't an argument
>makes the argument using greentext
try harder

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>>36107412
>2011
>proof that I'm not new
>ironically proving how new
haHA

>>36107480
/vint/ wasn't even up that long because gookmoot fucked up somehow with the merger and didn't merge the last 6 boards until 2300 so they were only up for an hour.

/mlpol/ was amazing - the horse porn scared off redditors from r/thedonald and the shillbots broke. We were actually able to discuss politics for once

>>36107412
I don't care if you are or not, the fact that you're so bothered about being called underage that you make a thread about it proves that while you might not be physically underage, you have the mind of an underage person.

>>36107412

So...

You're telling me, and everybody in the thread, that you have been here since 2011, and you get so butthurt over someone calling you underaged (which, according to you, is not true) that you make a thread on another board voicing how uncomfortable your ass is.

I highly doubt that. I was called worse than "underaged" my first day here.

>>36107512
Yes, I understand that. Which is why I also don't have a car yet, still living with my parents at an advanced age when I should've been going out later in life, and I'm posting on /r9k/ about this.

So yes, you are correct in the assumption that I am an immature retard but I wanted to make this thread, to prove to myself and everyone here currently viewing this thread, that I wasn't.

And I failed what I had originally intended to do.

So there you go.

>>36107502
if 2011 is newfag then 2017 must be unborn

>>36107528
You can highly doubt anything you want, but the fact of the matter is, I'm bored and I wanted to talk about how much of a bitch I was. Okay? I just wanted to open up a little bit.