>when the TV chef fries the onion with "dash" of

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>when aunt tells me raw onion is gross

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>when grandpa tells me chefboyardee out of the can cold is gross

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>when grandad tells me we're out of chocolate milk

>>36106744
What else are you supposed to fry onion with

>tfw Saturday cooking programmes are comfy

Did anybody else pretend the TV chef was actually their real father and imagine having fun learning how to cook with him, in an effort to distract yourself from your unpleasant real life family situation?

Because I did this.

>>36106844
Did you at least learn to cook anything?

>>36106744
Why do I watch cooking shows when I know damn well I'm not going to cook shit

>>36106862
Yes, I'm quite a good cook, though I rarely have the motivation to put the effort in.