>know fluent german since my childhood >always wanted to

It all went wrong in the early 40s

>>36101950
why would you want to live in a shitty socialist country like germoney?

i'm an amrifat and here is my list of where i would move to in order:
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Britain
>Ireland
>Italy
>Austria
>Germany or France
>Belgium or Hollwand
POWER GAP
>Russia

>>36101950
Don't fall for the memes. Refugees are placed out of sight, in the suburbs. Any EU country is still a great place to live. Life is great in Old World cities.

>>36101950
Why would you think that? I assume you know a lot about the country seeing as you wanted to live there.

Why not go there? Remember... legal brothels.

>>36101950
You've drunk too much of the alt-right coolaid, it's nowhere near as bad as 4chan claims it is
Go, live your germaboo life.

>>36102743
>Canada
live there, national economy and cultural security is being ravaged by the current government, led a communist, cuck faggot who hasn't truly worked a day in his life, yet was given the position of extreme responsibility in which he immediately proceeded to pseudo-embezzle hundreds of thousands to himself and, without exaggeration, billions of taxpayer dollars to his supported foreign nations. all while we approach the 100th anniversary of the offense at Vimy Ridge and the 150th anniversary of our sovereign nation. we'll look exactly like Sweden within 50 years at this rate.

>Australia
when the average bogan arrives home, yomping across miles of Aussie plains in sweltering heat to his dirt-stained bungaloo, he sits on his toilet, only to be bitten in the ass by a funnel web spider. I do not know how these odd individuals even obtain functional computers, let alone internet to shitpost wildly as they do on int and pol, narrowly avoiding stingray barbs and rubbing vegemite on their erect cocks with one hand as they type with the other. if you live anywhere north of Oklahoma, the heat, even on the moist coast will leave you barely able to continue physical work after 5 minutes of exposure. good bants tho

>New Zealand
the irrelevancy of this "nation" is only comparable to the likes of Luxembourg or Liechtenstein, the latter known for not inflicting or suffering a single casualty in the great war. New Zealand is more temperate than Australia, though, thank Christ.

>Britain
centuries of amazing imperial rule over a quarter of the entire world brought to a sad, disappointing close by being colonized by the very rats they would press under their boot 100 years ago. women fear to be outside in evenings, children are surrounded and beaten to death for daring to be born anglo in their own fucking country, and the entire nation, at this rate unimpeded, will be driven to a state not unlike post-apartheid South Africa within the next century.

>>36104933
>Ireland
through their nationwide state of severe inebriation it is a wonder that they managed to stay just sober enough to construct potent carbombs that they use to murder protestant children with. the Irish history extends far even to the era of antiquity, yet this history consists mainly of mass Irish death, usually by their own hands, sometimes just because God hates them all. if these individuals have earned anything in their years, it is the title "Niggers of Europe", for that is just what they are.

>Italy
they were grand once. once. now, through a pitiful military history since 1939 and a gradual decline in masculinity and culture, the constant mocking they are subjected to by other nations if very much deserved. the average Italian male knows hundreds of ways to make his hair looks presentable for the upcoming party, but not a single way to construct a campfire or shelter.

>Austria
their entire national identity is summed up like this: Not Germany.

>France
it wouldn't be far from the truth to say that France is in a fucked state right now, as much of western Europe is, but when your country is inhabited by the French you're fucked from the start. an unearned arrogance and contrasting laziness is what makes up most of the frog personality. you may see him at a cafe on a tuesday at 9:30, only to return and 18:00 and see him still there and the very same table. very nationalistic, yet a petty nationalism, a kind of nationalism that they'd tell the apparent greatness of their country to listeners yet wouldn't dare wield a rifle to protect it, for that is the French way.

>Belgium
the eternally neutral Swiss mountainkikes are an unrespectable breed that no self-respecting nation would dare attempt to replicate, yet the Belgians whole-heartily try. eternally divided into frogs, the Flemish, and krauts, yet they still attempt at taking the reigns of the damned European Union and awkwardly steering it themselves.

You are a retard. Compared to Germany murica is a warzone and even East Europe is safer than burgerstan. Germany is safe now and mudslims are the majority maybe in 100 years untill that germany is safe

Supposedly Switzerland is still ok

>>36105249
>Holland
the rather queer case, and not in the sense of the average Amsterdam brothel, either. one would think that surviving a Werhmacht occupation for years and the subsequent Allied bulldozer would strengthen a country afterwards, yet the unceasing decadence and degeneracy pouring from it's urban communities could appall even the most desensitized individuals. it can only be hoped that, like the Sodom and Gomorrah it tries to repeat, it will suffer the same, well deserved fate.

>Russia
throughout history, many people have through comparison of Russia to the always-more-advanced-entire-rest-of-the-world, have come to the conclusion that the slavic people were simply inferior. and they were god damned right. all throughout even the Tsarist era, the Russian people were content with spending their miserable Siberian day shoveling shit into a wagon, the though of a possibly larger, more efficient shovel never once crossing their boorish, dim minds. it was merely an inevitability that another slightly less stupid, much more insane man eventually came and herded them like the simple cattle they were, promising new advancement and ideals. unsurprisingly, they got none of this at the cost of hundreds of millions of lives, but the Russian is easy to fool.