>buy little caesar's pizza >look up nutrition info

>>36097813
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAT FUCK BTFO
jk it's not your fault CICO is a meme

It took you the entire length of time it takes to eat a full pizza to realise a pizza has more than 3.5 slices?

That's nigger tier math skills

>>36097901
I honestly don't know what I was thinking. I was like "10 x 100 = 1000, 8 is a little below 10 and 280 is a little above 100 so it pretty much cancels out". But now that I'm actually seeing those numbers I realized I fucked up.

>have good metabolism
>eat a whole pizza daily
>stay skinny and fairly muscular

lol fatfags on suicide watch

>>36098047
Are you retarded or just hopelesely fat

>>36098047
All the blubber in your head is fucking with your neurons.

>>36097813
Back when I was a snowboard instructor, I'd eat a whole pizza by me self, but those calories were being burned off tho. If you sit around most of the day you gotta limit your intake.

>>36098253
>>eat a whole pizza daily

That sounds fucking disgusting

>>36098047

>I was like "10 x 100 = 1000, 8 is a little below 10 and 280 is a little above 100 so it pretty much cancels out".

I literally cannot wrap my head around the way you were thinking.

>>36098599
>pizza is disgusting

keep coping. youre jealous

>>36098655
>keep coping. youre jealous

Nope just a healthyfag i guess

>>36098047
holy shit kek you fucking moron

You got a problem man. One pizza is supposed to cover a week of dinner.

>>36098253
>>eat a whole pizza daily

americans everyone

>>36098253
Just one Pizza daily without anything else is nothing special.

>>36098253
>stay skinny and fairly muscular
>fairly muscular
Kek sure you are.

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>>36097813
>Tfw I could probably go 2 days on one pizza without getting hungry

How could you not have at least a rough idea how much calories it would be. Is it not obvious to you that an entire fucking pizza is more than 1000 calories? The common denominator with you fat fucks is you're all just plain stupid and lack self control. Pathetic

What even are calories? I weigh 130 and am 5'9. How many should I eat per day?

>>36098796
That's ridiculous in the other extreme, do you live off of 1200 calories daily?

>>36097813
They have nutrition info on home delivery Pizza? How many slices are we even speaking about? The classical 8?

>>36098803
Somewhere between 700 and 900.

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>went to five guys today

end my life senpai

>>36098253

>fairly muscular

lel no you aren't. Plus you stay skinny because I bet all you eat is that pizza and a couple of other pieces of shit.

>>36098803

>What even are calories?

It's a way of measuring how much heat energy your body has to generate to use up the energy in the food so that it will be used to sustain your life.

So if you go for a run, or a swim, you burn up a lot of calories.

>>36098734
canadian :^)
>>36098750
whatever helps you sleep at night fatfag

>>36097813
I dont get it

How many slices was it

>>36097813
>Eight slices of pizza at 280 calories a slice is around about 1000 calories, not bad!
>I ONLY EAT 1000 CALORIES A DAY, SOMETIMES LESS, AND *LITERALLY NEVER* LOSE WEIGHT, CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT IS A FUCKING MEME GOD DAMN CHADS WITH THIN GENETICS

Can you still get fat if you eat food that has a lot of calories but there's no actual fat in it? There's no fat in the food to add to the fat in your body, so it's okay to eat as much as you want, right?

>>36098916
Post shitty skinny-fat body

>>36098884
>fatfag doesnt believe me
whatever helps u sleep at night

>>36098901
Why should you even give a damn about any of that? I have a very high metabolism rate so can't really get fat. The only dietary thing I keep an eye on is sugar consumption.

>>36098958
Post your shitty mediocre physique

I've made that mistake before, too, OP. Don't feel bad. Just exercise more this week to burn off those extra calories.

>>36098947
That is not correct, your body coverts excess energy (calories) into stored fat, not physical fat content from food.

>>36098983
Exercising is a lot of work for small results. He's better of going water only for a day or two.

>>36098978

>Why should you even give a damn about any of that?

Because if you consume more calories than you need to sustain your health, you'll get fat.

>I have a very high metabolism rate so can't really get fat.

You would get fat if you consumed more calories than your body needed to sustain itself. Even if your metabolism is "fast" (or in other words, inefficient), there is still an amount of food you could consume that would make you fat.

If you ate six entire full-sized loaves of bread a day, or five pounds of fried chicken, or ten steaks, or five bags of chips, you would get very very fat, very quickly.

>>36099054

If you don't have chronic pain or other stuff like that, exercising can be incredibly fun.

>>36099134
Starvation can be fun too. It's like a endurance test or challenge

>>36099094
I eat lots of food though. More than any of my family. I'm literally related to no one who is fat. None. If I eat a lot of calories whos to say I won't just poop more? I already have big ass logs as is.

>>36098948
>>36098979
>they cant imagine someone isnt fat like them so they need proof
fatfags when will they learn

p.s just finished off a pizza and brownies

>>36099201
t. skinnyfat beta

>>36099201
>p.s just finished off a pizza and brownies

You're a sack of shit

>>36099201
Was it dominoes? Their brownies are god tier. Forever skinny master race.

>>36098047
Wait, were there 8 slices in your pizza? In the place I order it they slice it up to 6 pieces.
I have superpowers of eating only 1 time a day and still managing to survive, so it's hard for me to understand the struggles of being overweight.

>>36099247
>Forever skinny master race.

cringed

>>36097813
>brain is so fat it cons you into eating a whole pizza

>>36099254
>le cringe xD
Hello Rebbit.

>>36099216
>>36099222
kek i can just imagine your pudgy little fingers furiously typing that on the keyboard
>>36099247
i normally order from dominoes but it was from pizza pizza. dominoes 50off deal is amazing

I love eating. It's the second best thing in the world to me.

That's how I came to weigh 60kg

>>36099312
You're a virgin Imao

>>36098847
All I know is that I only eat two meals a day, and that a couple slices of pizza would be enough for one of those meals.

>>36099307
>god tier
>master race

Go back to redit and go fuck yourself loser

>>36099334
>now the fatfags are resorting to complete lies
kek their delusion is worst than manlets

>>36099386
So you're not a virgin? lmao ok pal

>Be fat as fuck
>Start counting Calories
>I'm just barely over the daily allowance.
>Realize If I just eat a little less and started working out I could get in shape.
>Never do it.

Why am I like this?

>>36098047
Damn dude. I bet your IQ is 50. I'd recommend hanging yourself but your immense weight will probably cause the ceiling to collapse.

>>36097813
>Eat an entire pizza.

I'm more worried about your cardiovascular system.

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Metabolisms

>>36097813
Yo man round up to the nearest hundredth next time
You need to remember that

>>36099410
i actually have a thick asian/latina mixed FWB. are you, Mr fatty?

>>36099426
Change is hard. I have been trying to pick up flossing for years to no avail

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>>36099457
>i actually have a thick asian/latina mixed FWB.

>>36099466
I've been trying to drink more water ever since a friend of mine got a kidney stone and the doctor said that was the reason. I even put in app on my phone.

>>36099386
Lmao it's funny to see them struggle to come up with something :^)

>>36099466
Have you tried using flossing sticks? They make it so much easier, and you can do it while watching something.

>>36098047

>280 is a little above 100
It is literally more than 2 times 100, almost 3 times.

>>36099436

Pizza isn't really that fatty. It's just a lot of dough, cheese, tomato sauce, and whatever meat you put on there.

>>36099543
You again reddit tard? Kek still mad I raped you earlier in the thread, fucking faggot

>>36099563
>pizza isn't really that fatty
>cheese and meat
I'm not a fitfag or anything, but to say that pizza doesn't contain a large amount of fat is retarded

>>36099568
Lol stay mad fatcuck. Enjoy your estrogen-producing fat

>>36099543
haha theyll never learn

>>36097813
How could you even eat it? It tastes like it's made with sawdust and spaghetti sauce.

>>36099432
I'm actually much smarter than the average person, it was a mental lapse.

Don't like how fatasses are ridiculed on here but most people on here have just as shallow problems that are just as easy to fix. But your own problems of course are always so hard to solve. Fucking millennials.

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>>36097813

I feel for you OP, I made this same mistake yesterday.

>Buy Pizza Hut brownies
>"Oh these look pretty small, probably about 100 calories each or so"
>Eat all 9 that came in the box
>Look them up later
>260 each

>>36100391
In spite of everything that led you up to this point... Sure, whatever you say.

>your mom cooks
>you have no way of knowing how much calories it the meal has
>that hopeless feel of lacking control nad guaranteed undercutting or overeating

>>36101004
I know this feel. Best part is when she's unwilling to fix different food.

NO MORE TENDIES MUMMIE IM GROWING UP

>>36098047

top fucking kek. this thread is gold

>>36098047

shouldn't your gut warn you by the last few slices that you've had enough

>>36099426
Read 'the hungry brain' book

>>36101377
You can't feel your gut when you're a fat fuck.

>>36101377
When you're fat, your 'natural setpoint' gets set higher. It's easy to stay fat. Once you're fat, overeating comes naturally - if you don't, you become hungry very easily, easier than a thin person.

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>>36101160
This.
I'm trying to eat healthier mum! I'm a man now. I need you to get me the skinless chicken breast not the tendies!
reeeeeeeeeereeereeeeee

>>36101483
>I'm a man now. I need you to get me
does not compute

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>>36101505
you have to go back you just have to go back

>>36101523
I'll leave when I lose my virginity thx

>>36099426
>Why am I like this?

Most fat people likely consumed junk or processed food are are a bit addicted to it. The addiction makes them gulf down more and more and it's never quite enough

I for example am 6'1 and use to weigh around 225lbs. I engulfed 2 medium domino pizzas every week and shoved 2 large bags doritos in one night and salted everything I ate. As in I poured salt all over my food even after the food was gone.

Course at one point my gallbladder blew and they took it out. I continued my shitty diet and one day I got a terrible burning lower right after doing my usual 2 dominos. Couldn't sleep, and cried like a bitch because of the pain. Went to the doc and they only found a few ulcers. A year later and I'm eating basic bland food because anything else gives me pain. Now I'm thinking I have some form of cancer because it literally won't go away but it is managable now. I also weigh 170lbs not by choice.

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>>36101534
reeeeeee I don't mind being old, I just hate the young
afnslfkgnsfdgmsfdvsfdvsdfgv
why are you tryhard self-determinist cunts all over 4chan now?
shouldn't you be doing stuff? fucking smart phones.

>>36099426
>>36099466
I have never had a single problem changing my lifestyle. One day I decided I was too skinny and I just started lifting weights. One time I decided I was eating too much fast food so I decided to not eat fast food anymore. These were easy, overnight changes for me. I do not understand why anyone has difficulty quitting self destructive behaviors.

>>36101700

A lot of factors tie into it. Lack of discipline is on top though. People who live shitty lives usually get into bad habits and are too lazy to do anything but continue them.

>>36098047
What lmao

>>36098047
include me in the screencap famalam