I think it's time to clean my kitchen. bored, might

FRIDGEBRO RETURNS?

>>36097547
How do you fucks let it get that bad?

Fucking gross
Keep us posted
Don't forget the drawers

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Wipe away the weakness will you let those scars define you.

>>36097547
Do you have pissjugs?

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>>36097547
are you this guy?
originalez

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>>36097565
I don't clean very often
>>36097638
no
>>36097650
no

>>36097696
Stick cheese grader in microwave.

>>36097547
Sometimes I wait a month before watching my dishes but your kitchen still disgusts me. Keep us updated.

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>>36097696
I messed that one up in paint oh well
>>36097732
no that's dumb but i did put matches in there the other day to see what happened. It's nothing but I think there are leftover metal shavings in the microwave or something.

>>36097809
literally how man.... is ur sink clogged? how do you u even do this

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Will my dreams yet come to be, will they come to me?

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>>36097836
I don't know what answers you want from me. It's not like it just happened one day, it's been like that for months, I don't know what makes it the way that it is.

whats the stench like in there man? plz describe

>>36097902
Once you've got all of this shit cleaned up, next time clean as you go so you won't be overwhelmed again.

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>>36097906
I don't notice any smell. I had the neighbourgirl over here, dropping off her exboyfriend's stuff, and she's about the only person in this city who has seen my interior. She said she didn't notice anything, but there must be a bit of a smell because I stuck my hand in the sink and they smell bad

>>36097547
Just burn it down.
There's nothing worth saving. Not even your life.

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okay sinks empty

>>36098073
holy fuck whats that smell like?

>>36098073
nice thermos

>>36098073
This makes me sick just looking at it. How could you stand to put your hand in there?

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>>36098113
I know. It was a gift but I never get to use it because it's too dirty.

>>36097547
whats the rest of your house like?

>>36097547
Can you show us some of your underwear with skid marks on it? Also requesting pics of bathroom

You are not a real robot if you don't have a dirty kitchen.

>>36097547
Anyone have that youtuber channel with the hoarder guy with a kitchen 10x worse than this?

>>36098073
Holy fuck man, where are you from? Do you ever pee in the sink?

>>36098073
OP eat some of that goo on the side please!! Become a legend!!!!

>>36097547
Don't stop with pics please I'm bed ridden do to a surgery and this is killing my time thanks

>>36098073
Lick the bottom of the sink.

>>36097547
the kettle right next to the sink thats full

wtf are you DOING do you even want your kettle

>>36098137
Ya I agree with you looking at this makes me want to rech not even joking

OP post the inside of your fridge

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>>36098147
No, I'm going to wash those.
>>36098195
I'm Canadian, and uh, no I never, the sink is always full to the brim it would overflow, but lately there's been a bad habit of me drinking too much and not leaving my computer chair. I took the old chair outside at midnight and left it on the corner because I couldn't flip the cushion over anymore. I need a new chair...

>>36098216
I don't have the stomach for that and I already refilled the sink to rinse it.

>>36098269
That's a brand new kettle from value village to replace the old one that came with the house.

>>36098252
This lick that shit OP or rub ya dick in it please

>>36097629
nice dali though

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From my pain I'll be free, from this world I will flee.

>>36098288
AND YOU CARELESSLY LEAVE IT TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SINK
YOU FUCKING MAD MAN

>>36098306
OMFG the house must stink

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>>36098300
I got that for five dollars from an air conditioner salesman.

>>36098288
When I'm drunk and walking around I always pee in my sink it stinks now, when I'm on the computer I pee in powerade bottle and I also shit in ziplock bags I have none to show atm though

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Slit the throat of reason and reality.

>>36098288
Are you a NEET? I'm guessing you live alone?

Show the bathroom, OP

>>36098306
that poor cat

>>36098390
>the strawberries are fresh
>the fridge looks nice
Thank fuck

>>36098288
East coast Canada? I think I might know you

>>36097547
Dude I understand the messy kitchen and the nasty slimey sink and shit. Mine gets like that too but the standing water is too much. I gotta be able to rinse my cup out once in a while, and wash spoons for coffee

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>>36097629
my nigga with the dali

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>>36098399
Well, no, I work. I want this place clean because I am thinking about going to the big city to visit the prostitute tower in a day or two, but yeah. I don't really like operating in the daytime and cleaning will mean a lot of trips outside. I usually sleep all day. My neighbours never see me, mostly they threaten to call the cops or landlords on my first encounter with them. Lately every conversation I have ends with a fight. I had a wife once, but she's long gone.

>>36098459
yeah it's pretty clean for some reason and I actually bought fruit yesterday because i was in the fruit neighbourhood.

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>>36098476
no one should know me

>>36098512
>mostly they threaten to call the cops or landlords
why is that?

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>>36098306
Post your bathtub dude.
Jesus and I thought my toilet got bad sometimes. Pic related is right now. Just about as bad as I let it get

How many girls have you brought over? Do you have a roach infestation?

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What happened to your wife op?

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>>36098581
I don't know, they're dumb and usually I just tell them to go ahead and call them and they never actually do. On the first encounter after they move in, they've never seen me before so that'll usually do it, when they see me skulking around at night in my robe, but after that it's always some stupid thing. They think they are tough but they don't know that I don't give a fuck about anything.

>>36098615
There was one girl I met at the liquor store, an old cougar native who came over here the one time. She wanted to bang and smoke crack and I told her that I was gay to get rid of her and also she isn't allowed to smoke crack in here. I think she went next door to try her luck with some other guy. uh. that's pretty much it aside from the neighbourgirl and the two female cops that arrested me once.

>>36098680
I dunno. Never asked.

>>36098586
I only have a shower.

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>>36098733
>and the two female cops that arrested me once.
What were you arrested for, anon?

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This is the kettle I had until yesterday

>>36098801
whats your bedroom look like?

orgami

Why did your wife leave you, OP?

>>36098798
Oh, I'm one of those guys who was lucky enough to be falsely accused of sexual assault. Charges were dropped pretty quickly that stuff didn't even go to trial. In the end, you know, it was a bit of a funny story, but I always suspected my accuser would wind up getting what she deserved. She kinda did. Could have been better though. Anyway, I had a hard on for the whole ride to the police station because usually you have to pay hot girls to cuff you lmao it was actually so awkward because there was no hiding that one with my hands behind my back.

>>36098831
Like I said, I never asked.

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>>36098826
The world is spinning but only in vain.

>>36098926
have you always lived in filth? Or did something break inside you one day?

>>36099013
What difference does it make if the house is clean or not?

>>36099093
dirty is not very comfy

>>36099093
there's clean, there's messy, and then there's just downright filthy to the point you could actually get sick

>>36099158
I don't typically waste my frivolities on things like cleaning.

It is progressing nicely though.

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>>36099371
Forgot picture of sink

>>36099376
congrats man that looks like a normal sink now

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Oh and this is the microwave but that's never getting clean

>>36097696

Is that an exposed circuit breaker?

>>36098073
i'm going to puke please do maintenance cleaning in the future

>>36099512
oh my
just put some warm wet paper towels in there, let it sit for a few minutes, and just wipe it out
its not hard and it doesn't take much time at all

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See the counter is clean now but that will likely be worse. Just because it's clean won't stop wild animals from treading all over it, but I might be fooled into thinking it's clean and actually use it for cooking which would be bad, which was never a danger when of was dirty.

My cat is already on it, but there are more that will come.

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Posting my sink for luls. I wiped the sludge out of it last week

>>36099818
>normie sink

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Anyway that's done. Take out the floor trash tonight and finally throw away that litter box. Do laundry later this weekend. Got some books to sort.

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You could have done it the easy way.

>>36098073
oh my god . eeeehwhewweewwewrfmajsnaahahahahahahahhahaha

>>36098141
dude clean the fuck out of it. Those aren't cheap and are useful if you ever decide to do stuff

>>36098270
I had to look away for awhile and sip some harsh lemonade

>>36098306
I seen some shit when I was stationed on a ship in the navy, but this is pretty dirty stuff man. Dont want you to get sick my friend

>>36098346
When you live in the stink like that you dont smell it at all I'm told

>>36099943
where's your cat?

>>36099512
throw it out and buy a new one

or just don't

microwaves are fucking roach city my man

>>36100857
it's not even that bad

>>36099512
>
Just boil a cup of lemon juice in it. Makes the fat come off easier.

>>36098926
you bed bugs anon?

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>>36101356
nope!

no bugs!

except spiders

>>36097963
did she see the mess?

>>36101384
not like she could talk anyway, her house is messier.

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>>36098184
implying my mom doesn't clean my kitchen for me

>>36101395
>>36101369

>>36101036
answer this, faggot origgi

>>36098184
I dont have a kitchen. Does that count?

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>>36101432
That faggot has been sitting on top of the box of litter all day. If it wants the box changed it can do it itself or it can wait a few hours I'll get to it. I'm just going to throw the litter box on the street or something so I have to wait for the dark.

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>>36097547
Since this is already basically a blog thread, this honestly looks like one of my only friends from ms/hs's kitchen, went over to his house one time to work on a project and shit was just piled up everywhere, he looked at me ashamed as fuck and asked me not to tell anyone. He's the one who got me into playing music, I wish I had been a better friend he was more attached to me than I was to him, his parents got divorced his house was dirty because his parents were never home because they were always out cheating on each other and he moved away in hs but left his bass in the schools music room with a note that said I could play it whenever

>>36098885
Holy shit you're fucked.

>>36101515
poor kitty orignaldo

>>36097547
You need a wife.

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>>36101984
not falling for that again no no

>>36098073
I can even smell it.

>>36102010
Why not pay a maid then?

I do not think a wife is that horrible. They will cook and clean for you its comfy desu

>>36099766
please give up the cat. That home is not a place for an animal.

>>36102439
>implying anyone else will tolerate that beast

It barely puts up with me after all these years, let alone anyone else. It's here or heaven.

>>36102287
Then go get married.

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>>36102548
h-haven't found someone yet.... please do not rub it in