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>tfw fembot
>just came to a new school
>meet new normie friend on first day
>not a Stacy but probably might as well be
>kinda looks like Ciara but with redish-black hair and crooked teeth
>weirdly hit it off well
>hang out all week
>studying with her today in the computer lab
>she starts joking about how "Quinten Tarantino and Michael Jackson are daddy as fuck" (she's obviously joking)
>blurt out "You know who else is daddy as fuck. Sam Hyde!" without thinking (I actually in a non-joking context think he's hot)
>she asks who he is
>realize what I said and go "Oh, uh, nobody" (It might be worth noting I said the same thing after I bragged about how WT Snacks replied to me on that one thread from Sunday, at least I think it was sunday, two days ago, when she asked who he was too)
>"No really, femanon! Who is he?"
>"Uh. He's this comedian. He has this show on Adult Swim and this youtube channel and stuff..."
>she starts googling him
>turn off her screen because 1. I don't want her to know about 4chan 2. I don't want her normie friends to know about 4chan.
>She keeps on turning it back on
>Keep on turning it back off
>She eventually finds him on google images and screams "Oh my god! Daddy!"
>turn it off
>bell rings
>she starts giggling and asking everyone if she knows "Sam Hyde, legendary comedian" including the teachers
>Play it cool and joke with her even though I'm freaking out on the inside
>school ends for the day
>mfw she looked him up and probably knows everything
>mfw she's probably on this site RIGHT NOW
What the fuck have I done? What the fuck will I do? My normie friend probably knows about muh secret internet club. I'm so fucked!
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Oh and when I said she asked everyone if SHE knows "Sam Hyde, legendary comedian" I meant to write if THEY know. Also HELP ME I'M SO FUCKED
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>>36092860
lick her va jay jay : )
also his show is canceled isn't it
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all this daddy shit really fucks with me man
also this site is pretty mainstream nowadays
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go back to tumblr, clearly underaged
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>>36092860
>>36092897
underag b& please leave
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>>36092910
Yes. But I tried to make myself forget about that and I guess I succeeded.
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>>36092860
>my secret internet club
>my club
>fembot
No. This is not your club never has been never will be. Roasties are explicitly forbidden here you fucking attention whore now OUTOUTOUTREEEEEEEEEE
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>>36092860
Hello fembot, could you please give your opinion on my penis?
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>>36092918
Not really. We were more mainstream in 2010.
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>>36092934
Not underage.
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>>36092939
also refer to
>>36092934
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>>36092860
Tell me what does "daddy af" mean? I'm going to start using it to sound like I'm young and 'wit it'
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>tfw no gorilla dick nigga bf
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>idiot slutbots have become self-propagating
Oh boy, here we go again.
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>>36092860
kind of scraping the barrel after losing your show there, Sam
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>>36093009
Would I be able to say "X is not daddy af"?
Would that still ve correct if used when X is not being cool or maybe not acting masculine?
Help daddy understand plx
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>>36092860
I'm genuinely bothered by this thread. Well done.
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>>36092860
only highschool kiddies go to 'new schools'. fuck off
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>>36093278
Your not very daddy anon
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>>36092860
thanks taking one for the team anon
normies not knowing about 4chan must be our greatest priority
I expect you'll cut contact next?
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