Okay, my fellow virgins, I'm reaching a new low. I'm

>>36091769
bad dragon is all you need

>>36091769
I was there anon

You think it will give you an extreme satisfaction but it is shit desu

I used it twice after that I went back to my hands, they are more comfy, and they provide me a much better feeling

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>>36092148

I'm going to see for myself, I have money to burn.
I need something to fuck. Badly. My hand isn't doing it anymore. I heard this is the closest thing.

Now then, I repeat, which one is supposedly the closest to the real thing and what else do I need to buy/know?

HELP ME.

>>36092284
I bought "Fleshlight Vibro Pink Lady Touch" it is in amazon too.

Yes you need lube too. Try to use a condom or try to not cum into it because it will be very hard to wash it.

Run warm water through it. Lube it up and see how long you can last. I love mine. Cum in it balls deep all the time. Just clean it out right after. I fuck my fleshlight, cum in it then get in the shower and clean it.

>>36092408

I think I'm going to buy the standard simple one.
Seems logical.

What do I need to know about the lube? What kind? Water based? Being uncut non-american and, obviously, never had sex I have never used one in my life.

>>36092574
It has to be water based. Any other with fuck it up.

>>36092148
but using hands gives you a limp dick when it comes to fucking real grills due to stone grip and other shit

does a normal fleshlight help with that? in that case it would be definitively worth it

ITT: Idiot virgins

Using a fleshlight or a hand it doesn't matter. It is not gonna be "real".

Having sex is not good because you can stick your dick into a hole. Havin sex is good because of the passion between you and your parnter.

>>36092697
Stone grip limp dick leading to going soft and stamina is why I got a fleshlight
I would either go soft or cum in like 4 min before "training myself with a fleshlight

>>36092800
so it's working?

I have stamina just fine but 50% of the time even though it's good in the beginning my dick just stops working after 10 minutes and goes soft, it really sucks

>>36092915
a similiar problem, but with shit stamina like I said.
For me yes. I stopped watching porn, cut back on fapping and only used the fleshlight when I did. Saw improvement after about 2 weeks.
I was desperate, I really like the girl I was with and my shit sex game was making me more insecure and ruining our relationship.

>>36091769
Tenga Flip Hole, Fleshlight Stoya Destroya and Bad Dragon Janine.

Those are all great toys.

>>36092737
Okay Norman, then stop penetrating your partner during sex.
Just dry hump her.
If the hole is immaterial, then you should have no qualms avoiding it altogether.

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It is done.
I ordered the normal pink one, seemed like the most logical/standard option and some lube. All the others looked "weird", especially the signature ones.

Well, I got this weird feeling when ordering it and explaining it to my mother. A bit like I'm a real loser, like real human garbage tier but fuck it, at this point, who cares. I don't.

How long do these things usually last if you take care of them? Quite expensive.

>>36094263
Had mine for 2 years. Threw it out only because new gf and I didn't want her finding it.

>>36094382

Well, if it lasts me a year, I'll be satisfied.
It's disabilitybux anyway that I spend on video games and stupid shit.

In a few days, I'll be fucking a rubber pussy and the goverment's paying for it. Feels good man.

Now I'm trying to think of some way to be able to actually "fuck" it instead of just sliding it up and down my cock. You know, simulate the whole moving your hips, fucking movement. Maybe in between some pillows or something. I'll find a way.

>>36091769
Visit the onahole thread on /jp/, don't buy a shitty american fleshlight

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wow, r u me?
Im waiting for my campus mail room to email me and tell me that they've got my package. I only ordered it because this website offering a bunch of student discounts for leafs had a website selling fleshlights. Got the Asa Akira one with some lube and cleaning powder lmao
really hoping it does something else for me, cause Im at the point where fapping just doesnt do it for me anymore

>>36091769
>>36092284
>I have money to burn.
>>36094661
>It's disabilitybux anyway that I spend on video games and stupid shit.

I know this is a stupid question on /r9k/ of all places, but did you ever considier using your money to move out of your parents basement?