>Get some poisonous substance >Put into a tablet >Pretend

>>36087206
Because people who have access to poison potent enough are extremely limited, therefore doing it means you'll get caught near instantly.

>>36087206
And you couldn't get arrested cause they were buying illegal drugs anyway

>>36087231
>you can't get arrested for murder
really now?
I mean I know you people on this board tend to be a little stupid, but this is another level.

Most people who go to a club like that are too high to realize what they put in their mouth.

Same could be said about any whore house, why not try there? It's not like women are necessary anymore

>>36087245
Why would you report it if you were buying illegal drugs retard?

>>36087250
Because you can do it anonymously or just report you for selling drugs, retard

>>36087276
Holy shit you're retarded, now I know why I never come here

>>36087250
Poisons generally come in three varieties:
>mildly unpleasant
>really lethal
>lethal 20 years down the line

There is no reason to give the first to anyone, if you're fucking wasted you might as well not notice. Access to the second kind is fairly limited, so you will be a suspect if you have access to it and someone dies, which if you use something like that is likely.
And carcinogens are fucking boring.

>>36087245
I agree. Even the phrase "Oh it was just a tweaker, he won't be missed", granted they won't, but it's not going to stop them from prosecuting you, and if the death penalty law like Texas is in effect, you're looking at almost instant execution because a place like that will always have witnessed outside of the place

>>36087206
shit like this happens all the time in my home town

People aren't dumb enough, you'll kill a few at max and that'll just be people like you trying to impress their friends. Actual people who take drugs aren't that stupid.

What about some cancerous substance?

>>36087610
The real drug users will live on.

We are stats we got pills we know what shit is what we know the stamps on the pills


cant fuck with this shit man.

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>>36087284
You came today

>>36087206

Good idea. No chance that the person who makes a living selling real drugs in that spot is going to kick your sperging robot ass down the block and back again.

You're also assuming that most people who would want to do this would actually have the social skills to pull it off. When the first girl approached and asked if they were holding; they'd probably blow spaghetti, wet themselves, and run away crying.

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>>36087669
I love you

original love

>>36087206
Why poison them if I can kill myself?

>>36087206
>a bunch of people die from a drug
>police investigate and find from friends that they all bought drugs from this one guy at the club
>police find you
>you go to jail for X counts of first degree murder

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>>36087206
Ideally you should use uranium ore, it's surprisingly easily accessible and in small amounts it won't harm you since it doesn't radiate through the skin in its unrefined form but if you put it in a tablet and they swallow it will give them radiation poisoning and condemn them to a slow and inevitable death over the next month. Even if they somehow survive they are guaranteed to get cancer later in life.

>>36087206
in the early 2000s there was someone in germany who left laced bottles of mustard by the producer 'tomy' lying around on bus pickup places

no idea what compelled him to choose only this means at only those places or whether other instances were never reported on

no idea if he ever was caught, for some reason this story has stayed with me since I saw it as a child since it is so weird

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>>36087284
Shut the fuck up and leave normal faggot

>>36089378
Stay mad you retarded fuck

>>36089378
Hmmm. It didn't seem to work because this anon (>>36089775) was still here afterwards. Have you tried using an angry frog and a lot of all-caps? I see that a lot around here.

I just reported you to the FBI btw.

just find a club and leave a dimebag of a strange white substance on a table somewhere
somebody will snort it

>>36090032
protip, make it baby laxatives and lye

>>36087206
You're an asshole. Fuck you.

>>36090055

Hippie fuck detected.

Go choke on some grass you herbalist.

>>36090024
The FBI doesn't care about druggies lol

you can make pure nicotene out of a bag of pipe tobacco by soaking it in water and boiling the water

pure nicotene can kill someone through skin contact


just putting it out there anons

>>36090055
Cuck lol

Also normies die from drugs all the time. Hardly makes a difference. If I wanted to kill them I would do it face to face and watch them beg.

>>36090090
Until you kill some richfag's son.
Gl with that lol.

>>36087206
This would help solve the degenerate problem. Honestly this is a good idea. Maybe it's time to go to some night clubs and sell some pois-er I mean drugs.

>>36090079
>Hippie

Fuck. You. Don't ever call me that again.

>>36090129

I fucking hate weed. But I like people and I don't like the idea of hurting them for no reason.

>>36090129
>If I wanted to kill them I would do it face to face and watch them beg.

If you had the balls to, which we all know you don't.

>>36090131
Taking a bit of MD makes you a degenerate? Lol fucking psychopath.

>>36090222
I'm working up the courage tho. One day anon. I'll make you guys proud.

>>36090130
You're a retard who doesn't know how real life works lol

>>36090129
>ur a cuck if u dont wanna kill ppl xD

Jesus Christ, are you literally retarded?
Just because you're too much of a faggot to leave your comfort zone doesn't give you the right to kill people.

>>36090249
>says the one who thinks he can get away with murder

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>>36090202

HIPPIE
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P
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Go have a bath you smelly fuck.

>>36090129
It's okay little buddy you'll get revenge on your step-dad one day, he fucking deserves it for taking away your internet after you set fire to the cat.

>>36088867
A guy in Chicago was doing the same thing with pain pills in the 80's, I think he actually killed a bunch of people and was never caught for it

>>36090267
I didn't make the thread you retarded knuckle dragger

>>36090273
Absolutely disgusting. I fly the confederate flag not some fag pride shit.

>>36090237

And you will be forever immortalized as 'that guy who was yet another butthurt virgin Supreme Twink wannabe'.

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>>36090299

Sure thing, bong water the 5th.

>>36090294
You said ''The FBI doesn't care about druggies''
Which implies you think you can get away with murdering druggies.
Also, MOST normies use drugs, you really think all people who pop pills are ''druggies''?
And you think being rich doesn't give you more power? You're the one who doesn't know jack shit about how the world works, kid.

>>36090292

Exactly. And since there haven't been any appreciable advancements in forensics, record-keeping, information-sharing, or surveillance in the last 30 years; I'm sure that it would be just as easy to get away with it today.

Well, at least when you get caught, you'll finally be able to lose your virginity.

>>36087206
implying that you would be able to go to a club and sell a tab of wtf ever without sperging out and having an anxiety attack.

>>36090368
They would look like a fucking cop to anyone with a brain.

>>36090397

I don't know if they'd look like a cop, but they sure as hell would set off alarm bells in anyone with an ounce of sense.

>>36090357
kek

Where I'm from I remember there being a case many years ago of somebody injecting some deadly substance into bottles of juice and bottled water through the caps in supermarkets, I don't remember if anybody died or if he was ever caught for it.

>>36090397

Count you out then. :)

>>36090354
You're just making this autistic now kek

>>36090354
>You said ''The FBI doesn't care about druggies''

They dont

>>36087760
>You're also assuming that most people who would want to do this would actually have the social skills to pull it off. When the first girl approached and asked if they were holding; they'd probably blow spaghetti, wet themselves, and run away crying.

*snerk*
This is ultimately why we don't see more rampaging permavirgins than we do. Robot types have the imaginations to dream up great plans; but few have the common sense to see the glaring flaws in them and only a small handful actually have the balls to do more than daydream about it or make frogposts about it.

>>36090354
>the fbi doesn't care about (x)
>that means you want to kill (x)

what?

>>36090454
I'm pretty sure they care about people breaking the law no matter who's involved.


>>36090510
>I have 0 reading comprehension
Go back to schewl kid.

>>36090538
na man you're just retarded and backpedaling lel

>>36090543
And now you're using buzzwords you don't understand.

Does your retardation know no limits?

>>36087250
Buying and using drugs isn't illegal, selling them is.

>>36090560
>Buying and using drugs isn't illegal,

A DURRRRRRRRRR

>>36090558
Does your autism?

Too high risk of getting caught. Fill some dime bags with poison pills and leave them around. Probably the safest method if you're going to do it.

>>36090573
It isn't. You are very sheltered and confused about the law and reality. Using isn't what gets you arrested. How the fuck do you think they have government meant shooting galleries?

>>36090604
>government meant shooting galleries

Want to take a deep breath and try that again without the autism?

>>36090604
>using doesn't get you arrested

Buying does you stupid fuck. HonestIy dude, just kill yourself. My dad works in the FBI. You should have your ass beaten for your ignorance

>government meant shooting galleries

Fucking lel at you calling anyone sheltered

>>36090604
You're like that guy who thinks he's really intelligent about law and says things like "you can't get arrested for possessing only buying XD"

>>36090579
>says the one who wants to kill all normies

>>36090775
I didn't make the thread tho

>>36087231
>You can't be arrested for murder and for distributing illegal drugs.

>>36090785
You still said retarded shit.
Even the guys from 3 guys 1 hammer got arrested and they killed a hobo.

You really think the police would simply disregard a case because the victim was a ''druggie''?

Fuck outta here.

>>36087206
the big problem is that you would get arrested by the police and live the rest of your life in jail or be given the death penalty in some places

you are all too scared to go outside, let alone murder someone

fucking faggot edgelords go check on your GBP

I remember a story about some guy putting corrosive acid into the lube dispensersfor real in a gay club

think he got caught because they had alarms on them though because someone had done something similar before

>>36090851
Memes aside your autism is off the charts

>>36088867
Who the fuck takes a bottle of mustard lying around at a bus stop?

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>>36090960
>I can't think of anything to say
>hey I know
>I'll call him autistic xD

Not being original is a sign of autism.

>>36091044
[AUTISM lNTESIFlES]

>>36091026
yeah that's what I thought too. maybe really poor people, maybe that's the answer

on the other hand, I also remember all these tomy commercials from my childhood about some guy living in a light-house, frying some sausage and eating it with mustard, it was real comfy

maybe this is just a common urban legend my brain made up on its own due to psychological crowd stuff? putting razerblades into apples on halloween is basically the same thing and confirmed for legend

I do know the tylenol thing >>36090292
is real though there is a wiki article on it

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and then you get thrashed because their friends remembered your face

>>36091105
oh wow I found it

http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1997/Germany-faces-a-rash-of-food-extortion-attempts/id-fe3ebfddde2ae12e493a8f65af9a79f0

it was about extortioning thomy out of money LOL

there's nothing about bus stops though but I remember this detail from tv news back then

but apparently there is a similar case where milk products where left at a child playground, albeit at mostly non-lethal but dangerous dosages