How do people drink coffee in places like restaurant or someone's house without wanting to take a shit in 5-10 minutes or so?
>>36086992
Your genetic trash digestive system cant handle it.
Chad drinks 3 double espressos and doesn't need to shit for a week.
>>36086992
The need of shitting disappears after ~1 week of drinking, if you drink regulary every day
>>36086992
>How do people do [normal thing]?
Great thread, bub.
>>36087031
>Your genetic trash digestive system cant handle it.
its the other way around
>>36087075
it handle cant system digestive trash genetic your?
>>36086992
Firstly, coffee and caffeine are very very mild in laxative effect.
Secondly, 5 to 10 minutes isnt enough time for an effective dose of caffeine to be absorbed to cause CNS/PNS stimulation.
I'm guessing that you are just a bitch who either has Crohns, IBS or a psychosomatic disorder revolving around shitting.
>>36086992
tfw have IBS and have to fear consuming anything in public
>can't leave house without tabs of pepto bismol in pocket
>>36087143
>psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy!
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