>Be generally alright looking, 6.5-7/10 >WW3 starts >Draft

>>36086096

i'd put you on the front lines anon, if you really are suicidal and not just a complete attention whore you should be right up there at the front

>>36086096
>mfw
Except not, because you're still severely depressed. No one wins.

>>36086096
>Be generally good looking guy 8-9/10
>WW3 starts
>Draft set into place
>Exempt due to felony, only child, and age
>All the chads go off to die except me
>Watch as you try and fight off my glorious dominance as the King of the World and Women

Get ready, we'll never go away.

>>36086096
lel, if alls it took was to claim you're suicidal and depressed to dodge the draft, everyone would do it


see you in the beta squad, comrade

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>>36086116
This is me. Except >severe suicidal depression.

This will be a cake walk.

>>36086168
You can be King of Europe, I'll take America.

>>36086149
I've been medically diagnosed by a therapist and 2 doctors, I'm safe

>>36086096
>>Be generally alright looking, 6.5-7/10
>>WW3 starts
>>Draft set into place
>>Stay in bed due to severe apathy
>>Imprisoned
>>Commit suicide
mfw

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>>36086096
>Be generally alright looking, 6.5-7/10
>WW3 starts
>Draft set into place
>Exempt due to severe suicidal depression
>All the chads go off to die
>Girls would rather be alone than be with me
>mfw

>draft gets implemented
>they don't take basically any warm body to use as cannon fodder
If you can't get into the military during a war, there is no woman who will fuck you.

>>36086259
It's 2017, I'll find one of those bullshit liberals that hates war or whatever