It's going to be WWIII and I still haven't gotten

>>36082584
well at least you get to go to war now

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>>36082584
Look on the bright side. War will make getting away with rape a hell of a lot easier.

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>go to war
>pick up shitty job on base
>still get /fit/
>3-??? years later
>come home
>qt 3.14s everywhere will want your dick

It's very simple anon, unless you get disabled you'll have no problem getting girls. Women like strong brave men and after getting buff as hell and surviving the military you wan't be able to keep women away.

Hahah,
There's not really gonna be a draft right??

>>36082584
If Chads go figth and die on the battlefield there's less Chads and more staceys to go around aren't they?

They're doing a service to the country and you. Thank your nearest Chad today!

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>>36083333
Your digits say no.

>>36083333
not anymore, you glorious man

>>36083333
There were no casualties, the purpose of the missiles were to destroy the chemical weapons allegedly used by Assad. The Pentagon has explicitly stated this was a proportional response, not an invasion. So no, Mr Quads, there will be no draft and no war (for now).

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>>36083331
holy shit youre fucking right. If a draft occurs the population of men will go down, and you will have gotten buff/more masculine from military training. Thats like a dream come fucking true if i've ever seen it. Just don't die lol