>he doesn't use reflective surfaces to assess the social

every day, a new tactic acquisition necessary to maintain my robot license
i'm not sure it's really worth the trouble anymore

its not, you just learn to live the cyborg life

the only true path, to be accepted by absolutely no one

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>>36080356

good technique, I'll have to use this now

>he uses tactics to assess the social climate instead of just staring like an autist and creeping everyone out

Get the fuck out.

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>looking around a room through a shiny picture frame
>accidentally locked eyes with someone

>>36080356
Holy shit I thought I was the only one to do this

>>36080609

I see your argument, but I'm too self-aware of my own aspie tendencies, so I try to act as normally as I can to avoid attracting attention to myself

>walking in opposite directions towards a normalfag
>head straight towards them making them move to the side
get out of my way normalshit

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>when you make eye contact with a stranger and they actually say "hi"

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>>36080624

That's a relatable feel

give me more, I use the feels as life sustenance

>>36080704
Just say "Hey" quickly.

>>36080733
>know that looking down is bad for your posture and appearance
>try and look straight
>being eye level with other people is just too much

>trying to be normal by looking into someone's eyes when they speak
>suddenly feel like they /know/
>look away and look back
>ruin the mood by being weird

>staring off into space and nobody cares
>realize you're staring into space
>lock eyes with someone who now thinks you've been staring at them

>lock eyes with someone
>try and be alpha about it
>don't know what to do after that
>make it even worse by initiating social contact and then denying it