how do I not fuck this up guys? I forced myself to start talking

>>36078473

I hate you for being physically attractive and hope you die of cancer or in a car wreck. Either one is fine.

>>36078473
Find out an excuse for why I'm sending her this thread on her Facebook.

>>36078565
You don't know her full name

>>36078517
Dude I used to be a basement dwelling autist virgin, now I'm just an autist virgin. Don't hate me, just better yourself

>>36078666
I'm just joshing you Satan.

>want to talk to attractive qt redhead trainer at my gym
>not gonna do it because ill fuck it up and will have to see her every time i go to gym
she's riding trainer-chad's cock anyway so whatever

>>36078691

> "Bro I used to be a robot! I'm just like you bro!"
> "Just stop being unattractive!"
> "Don't hate the player hate the game!"

Yeah, you sound like a giant fucking tool, dude.

If you had any respect or sympathy for the loser failure trash that inhabits this board, that you claim to understand, then you would fuck off and post this SHIT on /soc/. You know, the board that exists solely for this purpose.

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>>36078965
You're just mad cause u ugly
U G L Y
You ain't got no alibi u ugly

>>36078691

I'm not tall and handsome like you faggot. I can't "better myself".

The fact that you're a basement dwelling autist and yet can pick up girls at a gym is why I hate you.

Girls at gyms stay 2-3 machine distances away from me at all times.

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>>36079003

I've long since just accepted my place in life, anon. My rage now only applies to video games.