>H-hey anon, Drumpf wants to deport me and my family. Can

>>36078378
uh like duh

*unsheathes claymore*
I don't think so, roasty.

>>36078406
*unsheathes katana*
HEY PUNK!... leave her alone

>>36078406
>>36078444

he he..... all acording to plan

little little roaches

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>>36078378
That depends. Do you want 7.62, or 5.56?

i shave her head, her eyebrows and cut off her eyelashes, remove any makeup, pop her eyeballs out and store them in the "futility jar" grandmomma kept for the wars ahead, remove any extracurricular makeup for the purpose of attracting self-loathing mates and one day we'll find clarity in this jangled system but there's always eyeballs to keep us company and provide comfort with their differing yet similar shapes and sizes, it's like a good racing horse you FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING bet on it just right and the tides will swim you to the dimension just RIGHT FOR THE FUCKING SECOND THIS SECOND IS ALREADY GONE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING SENTENCE YOU FUCKING TIME TRAVELING CUNT

but if i find a single speck of dust or glass in that FUCKING eye i will blast it into bits and feed it to her through grandmommas series of TUBES TUBES TUBES and never look back, fucking CLEAN YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING CUNT, there's only one answer either way you cross the street you fucking GOOK FROG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>36078378
Hey op stop using pictures of my wife.

>>36078539
Autists should stop posting when they're drunk.

>>36078472
How pathetically. You think you are the puppet master, but it is I, a far superior being, who is really pulling the strings.

You too, like the others, will fall for Juanita's charms.
And when you do, I will give her the codeword, and she will strike you down where you stand.

Even knowing this, you will still fall for her, because you are just that weak, maggot.

>>36078378
Sure why the fuck not. Still a honeymoon involved after all.

>marries you
>ignores you unless she's asking for money
>leaves you at soonest opportunity

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>>36078378
get the fuck out, tacoroastie. Your disgusting cunt is not welcome here.

>>36078378
Crispy isn't going to do anything for this country other than be a dyke and torture men's hearts

>>36078378
>marry her
>fuck her in the pooper every day
>if she misbehaves, nullify marriage and claim that it was never consummated
but I'm sure it won't come to that
mainly because of the lack of marriage proposals in the first place

>>36078576
you are somewhere in the time space system far ahead I LIKE IT i am fullblown autistic perhaps and i am RATHER DRUNK and my existence unnecessary fodder but BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT i don't want to stop because even though i'm inferior and ANNOYING i like intermingling and this is the only source of social interaction SO I TAKE IT WHERE I CAN GET IT otherwise i drive myself crazy SO IT'S A PARASITICAL TRADE OFF perhaps i'm similar to the spiders but i'm a nice spider?

>>36078580
*teIeports behind you*
Back the fuck off!?!???

>>36078757
Shut up shes not a lesbian. She is giong to be my wife someday.

>>36078378
are you a pure girl??

>>36078782
Read her twitter, she constantly drops hints she's a dyke saying she stares at girls all the time and like girls more than guys. The only """""guys"""""" she likes is Spider-man and anime dudes

>>36078378
Tell her i'll think about it then report her after she leaves.

>>36078837
whats her twitter anon?

>>36078837
and by "anime dudes" I mean 2d ones

>>36078778
"How quaint. Playing right into my hands again." I simply stand there. "Well, go ahead. Make your move. I'm suuuure I haven't planned for whatever you are about to do."
*start glowing a mysterious powerful purple glow and my eyes go black and lighting comes to me*

"You messed with the wrong knight!"

>>36078877
taeko_ludenburg

>>36078837
stop anon pls it hurts

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>>36078877
She's going to watch Civil War and she hates herself, anon

https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/728756185550061568

>>36078970
I said...
*stabs you in the balls*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

>>36078378
Where did this cuter version go?

>>36079019
Fuck didn't know she had a qt voice. If she's a dyke then I hate herself too. It's like a guy can't even have dreams anymore.

>>36079084
>you smile at me, victorious
>my anguished screams and tear-filled eyes fill you with glee
>suddenly I flicker
>I keep repeating the scream over and over, as if I'm a skipping CD
>it was a hologram
>laughing echos from all angles around you
>a dark fog rolls up the hills and quickly obscures everything in your vision
>you can't even see your hand in front of your face
>suddenly a dark horned figure appears behind you, it's me
>my clawed fingers wrap around your mouth
>i flick my reptilian tongue into your ear and whisper "ssssssssorry kid... nothin persssonel"
>my other hand's claws burrow into your body and grip around your heart
>I rip it out and take a quick *CRUNCH* bite
>"Game Over."

>>36079208
>you relish in killing me
>just at that moment you feel woozy
>you then realize that wasnt me, t'was but an artificial intelligence in a skin suit
>the heart you ate was actually a tomato injected with enough poison to make it lethal
>as you fall down and your life fades I walk towards you
>"The games not over, until it's over."

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>>36079197
She's a dumb Chicana who's been corrupted by western degeneracy, she'd probably read Simone de Beauvoir to justify carpet munching while thousands of men bleed inside. I hope her spell breaks around you and like me, getting attracted to her was one of the giant waste of time in my life. Fuck her, she made things worse too by coming here and posting and toying with /r9k/ a year ago

>>36078378
No, you have to go back, beaner-stacey

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>>36078576
Why would that ever be a good thing?

>>36079339
Damn it. How the fuck is anyone expected to go on like this? How much is too much? I just want one cute girl to exist without also being trash, I don't even ever need to meet her. Just knowing there was one would give at least some hope. Damn it. I hope she goes off the deep and posts nudes somewhere, though somehow I doubt it since she's had a pretty steady stream of attention since day one. Damn it all.

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>>36079460
Well for one don't look for a good girl in a 1st world western country because none exist whatsoever, they've ALL been corrupted except for the handful of angels that are protected by almighty God himself. I hope you get over Crispo, I think you will, you can only take her shit for so long. You'll be in my prayers anon

>>36079460
Also listening to postie music helps; peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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>>36079328
Posts like these are what r9k should be

>>36079764
*positive

original

>>36079764
oh hell yeah I feel better already
>>36079675
pfff crispy who?

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Yeah but only if you deport your eyebrows

>>36078378
>nice try shill
>lick 10' by 10' drawing of Trumps cock

>>36078378
REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER

victims of home abuse are eligible for a U visa which is the quickest path to citizenship.

if you are retarded enough to even consider "helping" an ungrateful spic, you are surrendering your entire future. they won't hesitate of crying rape for a quick way out for themselves, even if it means ruining your life forever.

JUST FUCKING DON'T

>>36079328
>>36079208
REEEE NEITHER OF YOU (You)s WERE ME STOP HIJACKNG MY EEEEEEEEEROTIC ROLEPLAY!!!

I WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH MIRE COEVER THAN USING A HOLOGRAM AND IF I DID I WOUOD JUST HAVE THE PLACE NUKED WHILE I WAS IN TAIWAN OR SOEMTHJNG
REEEEEE IM GETTING REAL TOASTY YOU WANNABE

YOU WISH YOU WERE ME

>>36080144
can't deny double 4's the guy knows the blade let it be known

>>36078378
get the fuck outta here you soulless, black-eyed beast

>>36079769
Don't know if you're serious or not, but I agree. It brings out the actual autism.

>>36078982
>>36079019
>taeko_luden(((berg)))

hmmmm

>>36078378
Only if your hymen is in tact.

>>36081156
What does (((_))) mean?
Onigiri

I've got room for you, or your eyebrows. Which is it gonna be.

Fuck off go back to your home country. You should be here legally and not leeching the US's tit like the lazy cunts you are.

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>>36081420
/pol/ meme to label jews without calling them jews.

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>>36081420

>(((Steven Spielberg)))
>(((Nate Silver)))
>(((Bernie Madoff)))
>(((Jared Fogle)))

Need I say more?