Original question for girls here: Why don't you have a bf

>inb4 200+ replies

>inb4 getting muted

>>36076976
>Why don't you have a bf
because no guy wants to fuck my boipussy :(

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>>36076976
>lisa
Nice
>>36078344
Pic related

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I'm into girls and don't want anyone to find out. I constantly get asked out but I would only want to date a girl.

>>36078414
>Pic related
not wrong tho. ive approached over a hundred man to have them fuck my boipussy and they all have rejected me. the closest i got was kissing a friend when we were both 13 and now he doesnt speak to me. i guess it is because he wants to forget he kissed a man, and an ugly one

>>36079166
I will pound the shit out of your boipuss anon

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Because everyone here no matter what gender has a tiny penis.

>>36079199
with my luck you probably live far far away

>>36079226
where you live anon?
reee be original

>>36076976
I don't have a bf because I secretly love someone that will NEVER love me back and I can't stoping loving him. Its been almost 10yrs.
I am a loser, almost 28 and virgin, friendless miserable and ugly woman that never will know hapiness

>>36079276
who is he?
original original original reee

>>36079245
boston
lkjdsf lskdk

>>36079321
brad "the original" pitt

>>36079321
Someone that I don't seriam person for like...5 years already. He moved to another country, he is engaged and everything. We used to be in the same classes at university.

>>36079364
Where in? I'm eastside but could probably make for a hookup

>>36079364
reeee its never even close
let me fuck the boipuss universe.
>>36079417
>male version of a oneitits
Sad.
Love some poor robot instead, and make him love you instead of his oneitits

>>36079428
close to norman leventhal park

Because I'm an ugly, fundamentally unloveable shut-in who only leaves the house to buy food and hasn't spoken to anyone who wasn't a cashier in over two weeks. On the rare occasion I do actually speak to someone I struggle to make myself understood because I stutter pretty badly and people get frustrated and tune out. Actual diagnosed autism, OCD, anxiety disorder, depression.

Quite a catch, then.

>>36079621
be my internet waifu

>>36079641
Sorry anon, I'm as boring as I am screwed up. You totally isolate yourself long enough and you stop having any kind of personality and become a husk, and I'm one powerfully ugly husk.

>>36079748
REE BE MY HUSK WAIFU

>>36079748
>You totally isolate yourself long enough and you stop having any kind of personality and become a husk
Fellow hermit here. This is what terrifies me. Even if I could get over all of the other crap I'm not sure I even know how to be a person anymore.

>>36079748
dont listen to the other anon, im a certified uggo lover. be my gf

>>36080058
reeeee I was here first shes my waifu

>>36076976
I'm schizophrenic with treatment resistant depression and gender dysphoria... and as of this month, an eating disorder.
And I'm a shut-in with no friends. And I do have a bf.

>>36080159
REEE WRONG PERSON
>>36080097
THIS ONE REEE