>*takes your phone* >Oh my god anon, what is this website

>>36072665
Suck them sweet farts from her ass

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Stop being a filthy phone poster.

Point out I don't have a phone. In her split second of confusion, donkey punch the fuck out of her.

Then bind her wrists and ankles, and leave her on the side of the road somewhere.

>>36072665
My friend sent me a link to this site and i literally just opened it, is there anything weird on there haha

I subject gf to r9k when I'm bored. She fucking hates it

>>36072665
She would needs fingerprint to even manage to use it.

Bite her ass with all my strength.

>>36072801
Back in 2009 when I had a gf, I used to read greentext stories to her and she'd always laugh.

>>36072665
What kind of emotion is her face trying to convey?

>>36072712
What do you autists have against phone posting?

>>36072665
Face like a man

I'd take down my pants and boxers and bend over explaining to her that 4chan is the asshole of the internet

>>36072864
how do you even read greentext stories to someone

>>36072864
sounds romantic anon. i used to read my little cousin greentext stories from /x/ to scare her

>>36073468
You say the words out loud. You autist
Brendan reads or something like that does it on Youtube.

>browsing 4chan using a phone.

Do you think I have a fucking 4g in my basement
fucking normies

>>36073206
Newfags and shitposters use it to avoid bans

i dont use my phone to browse 4chan because im not a shitbag phone poster

>>36072665
People always try doing this to me. They try to "frape" me. I have a password though so I just give the a blank autistic look until they hand me my phone back and give me a look of contempt.

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>>36072665
>fingerprint/pin on lock screen
>any apps that involve texting or file browsing are secured with a pattern/password lock
>naked pictures of any girls i text are in a hidden and unmounted drive outside my sdcard an internal memory and is password/fingerprint protected
>naked pictures of myself are also on thus drive but in a hidden folder and each are encrypted

I doubt she'd get pass even my homescreen OP because I use klwp (god bless /wg/) and to view my apps is different than most androids

>>36075396
please dont bring based brenpai into this conversation

>>36072665
Smack the back of her head and take my phone back.

>>36072665
*unzips dick*
*creampies that sweet pussy*

heh.. nothin personnel babe

>>36072687
Why stop there?
Might as well eat the chocolate from between those cheeks

>>36072665
Jokes on you, I don't own a phone.

>>36075434
mimi reader makes it convenient for me

I don't live in a thirdworld country though, I have what the elders call wifi

>>36072665
Grab her hand and shove her away.
I always do this to people invading my space, especially hobos, which happens alot.
And i swear they lose balance EVERYTIME and fall on their ass.
Its pretty satisfying actually.

>>36072665
>owning a phone
>being origin

>>36075705
Turns out, you can post from a computer, using a cell connection.

"Jesus hung out with witches, tax collectors, and prostitutes. This is my way of following in the footsteps of Christ."

>>36072665
You say that like you don't watch porn.