>Hey, why do you always take your food into your room and

>>36070801
Okay, I'm not an autistic retard who's afraid of girls

>>36070801
The one facing towards the sun is the only one not wearing sunglasses.

>>36070801
There's not even another dude to mask my awkwardness with, thanks trump

>"Haha sorry girls, I've gotta roll!"

>>36070863
You mean to compete with for their attention?

It's always so obnoxious and cringy when guys do this.

Like they're so desperate they totally change their behavior.

Very pathetic too bee quiet honnest lads.

>only if you let me cum on the paraplegic's feet

It's not so hard you guys.

>>36070925
This anon has life figured out. I (temporarily) respect you, son.

>>36070801
>filename
Yes, okay? I'd fuck the girl in the wheelchair; stop antagonizing me.

>>36070801
fin rullestol-jv

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man fuck this overenquiring bullshit

>STUDY at a University in a foreign country
>I am from Finland and study in the UK
>I am 25, so much older than the other students who are 18 year old Britshits
>I always make my dinner (the only thing I eat for dinner is pasta, plain with pieces of orange) in the kitchen and take to my room
>have like 10 varieties of pasta, I enjoy to sample the way the light orange taste works with the different pasta
>last week, making myself some Rigatoni with orange pieces
>quite late, like 10pm
>all the normies spill into the kitchen
>they see me with my plate of Rigatoni and orange pieces
>'oh I see anon is making his VITAMIN C-GETTI again!'
>they start laughing
>they have 'funny' names for my food, like 'Vitamin C-Getti'' and 'Macaroni and Cheese Puffs (because the orange juice stains the penne like cheetos)
>'anon why do you never eat here? I want to see how you eat this strange food!'
>don't know what to say
>person asking is cute girl
>sit down at the table
>'I-e-eat like THIS!'
>take a piece of orange in my hand and squeeze it so it explodes everywhere
>explodes all over my shirt
>take a couiple of bites of pasta
>smile then run to my room

fucking hate them so much

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>>36070925
>>36071133
What is wrong with you sad fellows

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>>36071458
You seem to have forgotten where we are.

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>>36071218
Kjempefin

>>36071418
i guess u spilled tha spaghetti XD

>>36070801
desu id fuck them all

>>36070801
OP i want you to know that's a very funny filename

>>36070801
>that filename
Good one. Very creative

What the fuck man you bringing a crip to the fucking house are you insane? I ain't claiming no set boy I don't want that gangbanging shit under my roof.

>>36070801
>>another table full of autistic retards
>>there are anons who wouldn't sit
Jc some of y'all are hopeless

>>36070925
hnng those are sme nice cripple feet

>>36072549
Dude, she's wearing shoes. You have no way to know if they are nice or not.

>>36070801
I fell for this once, all I got was sly insults from my sister and her friends.

>>36070801
I did, and then they wondered why I never talked to them and why I kept just using my phone. So why bother?

>>36070801
>pepsi max
I can't eat with you sub humans

>>36070925
Why even ask that? You can do it from under the table without them noticing. She doesn't even feel anything in her feet, anyways.

>>36070801
Is that wine th at you're drinking? No wonder you old bags look exactly as I called you. Heh, pathetic.

>>36070801
>Stacy still in a wheelchair after fucking Chad last week

>>36070907
Girls do this too when there's a handsome guy around. They'll compete for his attention and act very catty and passive aggressive towards each other.

I've been that guy (like once or twice)

I am just feeling the joy of being able to walk :')

>>36070801
>tfw no pepsi drinking cripple gf

>>36072827
pepsi is better than wine

>>36071418
Don't feel bad, you're Finnish. Autism is your nature.

People in the UK are Chad cunts.