>ywn live in the middle of nowhere in a blazing-hot desert,

At least you can unironically say "Patroling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

I remember seeing this show about house flippers in Vegas where they bought this foreclosure that looked like it was owned by this alien conspiracy nutball.

There were maps with strings and pins on it, detailing alien landings or some or such stuff, plus some sort of weird radio equipment set up. It was pretty interesting.

I want to have a remote job and live in a trailer in the desert with dirtbikes/dune buggies/coke/hookers and shit.

>>36069656
sounds comfy as fuck mate, would swap lifes any day

I drove through the middle of California and saw tons of Winnebagos parked in the middle of nowhere. I assumed lots of meth was being cooked