Cheapest way to kill yourself? I have no job, no money, and

>>36068613
Jump Infront of a train, there is nothing to live for if you are poor anyways

>>36068613
>Suffocation
>Suicide by cop
>Murdered by niggers
>Running in front of a car
Surely you have some creativity, OP.
Also, you're welcome in advance.

Why do all these ways suck so much?

I wish I could afford a gun :(

Get a job at a fast food restaurant.

>>36068887
Go to a gun range, preferably one that lets you pay afterwards.

get a long, you wont pay it back.

Then get argon/neon/helium/nitrogen and suffocate comfily

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First listen to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY-_ON90iAc

Then once you get it you take the opportunity of having nothing to lose and go anywhere you want, doesn't matter how you do it but when death is the first choice then nothing is out of reach.

How much money do you need?

>>36068898

I wouldn't get paid in time to pay my rent, if I even get the job before the month is over.

>>36068988

$520

This is what my rent is.

>>36068977
>Then once you get it you take the opportunity of having nothing to lose and go anywhere you want, doesn't matter how you do it but when death is the first choice then nothing is out of reach.

Except, even wanting death doesn't make shit like that easy. If that were just doable, you would do it when you want to live.

>>36069025
Do you have paypal? I can pay.

>>36069117

Yes, it is [email protected]

But why and how would you do this for an anon? :')

>>36069098
If you take a few hours out of your life and listen to that bullshit then you'll understand what I mean, motivation is based on worldview. There are some shorter ones as well but really any of Alan Watt's recordings get you to the same point.

>>36068613
If you live in America and signed a lease, it takes about 3 months to get evicted.
Don't stress.

>>36068613
Jumping to your death is pretty cheap

>>36069168
I'm trying to be a better person and I have extra money. Also I'm trying to send it but I need your full name and country.

>>36069170

I probably will later. I was trying to nap until recently because my sleep schedule is fucked up and I am going to crash before I can get errands done if I don't. But thoughts of how worthless my life is got to be before I could fall asleep.

I listen to a lot of lectures about this stuff though to be fair. I am always listening to stuff about how to improve or add meaning to my life, but it is like trying to keep water from escaping my hands.

>>36069196
Surely this is an oversimplification?

>>36069326
I am Steven Conklin from the United States.

I wonder if I am fucking myself over by doing this. I am trusting you, stranger. It's not like it can get much worse I suppose.

>>36069364
I sent it, check your email.

>>36069328
>Surely this is an oversimplification?
Far as I know it no. They cant just throw you out on the streets.

Dont you have a lease?

>>36069326

I suppose I should see this as some sort of sign and make a supernatural effort to change my ways. If the nameless ether is giving me a second chance in such a way, I can't help but think it would be catastrophic to waste it.

>>36069402
Goddamn. I didn't expect to randomly watch some heartwarming stuff happen when I clicked this thread. Good on you anon.

>>36069328
I assure you, you haven't been listening to lectures about this.

I didn't kill myself out of existential hopelessness because of these ideas, although I stumbled on them by myself it's Alan Watts who put them into writing in the 60s-70s.

>>36069441
Did you get the email ?

>>36069442

Neither did I! o.o

>>36069483

Yes I did! Is there some way I can like keep you updated on what's going on and what ends up coming out of this?

>>36069530
Just email me if you ever wanna chat.

>>36069569
What is your email?

original

>>36069603
[email protected]

dude if you're going to kill yourself, then money is no object.
get a payday loan or something and then buy a gun

>>36069678

I have no interest in killing myself after today lmao

I just got hit in the head with a sign like it was a brick.

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>>36069743
Like from Jesus?

>>36069821

Pretty much, originally. Especially originally.

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Jump off of something really tall and do a flip.

What the fuck, this thread had a nice twist. Godspeed, anon, you're a good person.

>>36068977
>210+ minutes
Nigga are you crazy

Lol thanks for the money dude, I was never actually in debt

jump from a high building

>>36071606
>listen to a auration
>watch gladiator

>>36069743
the world is full of nice people anon, being around them may help you find enjoyment.