You're late to class and a group of qts are blocking your

>>36065927
This used to happen to me all the time. I would just stand there and wait for them to notice they were blocking my way. If they never moved, I would eventually just try and walk up to my locker. But I would look straight down at the ground, as I tried to squeeze by them.

>>36065927
speedwalk through them like an autistic football player

>excuse me you're standing in front of my locker

>>36065955
>So what? Ugh!
Now what faggot. Also they are women so you can't get mad at them otherwise you're a rapist misogynistic chauvinistic asshole and everyone will know by 5th period

>>36065927
"Good morning, ladies! So sorry to interrupt; but could I possibly get by you to get to my locker, please?"

>say ay or excuse me
that's it, easy as shit

>>36065927
There are no lockers in college. You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

just ask them to move

only a beta numale cuck faggot would be scared of females

>>36065990
"uhhhh, we're like talking...go somewhere else!"
"what a rude asshole!"
"I know, I can't believe the nerve of some people!"

Shuffle in between them, say
>I've got to get through here
Don't make eye contact

>>36065927
I guess I'll just have to go to class without books and tell the teacher I lost them.

>>36065927
I stopped noticing women and men years ago, underage-kun.

>>36065927
>class

I was drunk most of the time, so therefore;

Either
>"move" and shove my way towards the locker
Or
>walk up to it smiling to myself like a sociopath and go "remove yourselves, girls"

If sober, then probably walk right through them sweating uncontrollably not saying a single thing

>>36066002
>can't comprehend that this is a roleplay thread
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>36066006
At that point I'd tell them to go drown themselves, and as I'm not an americuck, they cant do anything but get upset over it.

Smack the bitches

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I was that fat kid that smelled really bad (still am but adult) so all I had to do was get close to them and they'd move.
it happened all the time.

>>36065977
>well i need to get into my locker so can you just move for 10 seconds
>yeah okay sure
No one is as unreasonable as you make them out to be, anon.

>>36066006
there is no way in hell any sane person would answer like that and you know it

>>36066040
A high school sophomore is accusing at 26 year old man of being under 18.

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>>36065927
I can't relate to this pic since the qts would be taller than me

I walk up to them nervously
"Hi, I'm gay, do you ladies by chance know any other hot gay guys?"

>>36066006

Wow. Just wow. What kind of persecution complex to you have to be suffering from to think that anyone would talk like that?

>>36066081
>tfw that actually happened to me in high school

>>36065927
>>excuse me, I need to get to my locker please.
If they don't acknowledge me I'll pester them until they hear. If they acknowledge and stay, I'll tell them I'm going through anyways and I go between them.
>>inb4 Chad tries to stop me

>>36065927

I am a girl and used to have a group of guys stand in front of my locker. They were a group of Chads while I was the awkward loser girl. It's even worse when you're a girl because they treat you like garbage.

>>36066148
NOT GONNA LIE FEMANON HERE

>>36066213
>ugly, nerd girl
>guys treat you like garbage
>Stacies mock you and insult you every day

It's not all sunshine and cocks for all women.

>>36066240
Let me fix that for you
>ugly nerdy girl
>chads treat you like garbage
>stacies mock you

>>36065927
>push myself gently into the group
>"excuse me ladies"
>access my locker

>>36066116

Either you're lying or you were an utterly despicable person in high school.

>>36066407
High school kids are generally despicable, yes.

>>36065927
um, can you please move i need to get something out of my locker

>>36066460
*stands there ignoring you*

REEEEEEEEEEEE MOVE MOVE NOWWWWW

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>Their school wasn't a massively underfunded shithole that was mostly outdoors with no lockers
Who here /Australia/?

>>36065927
Excuse me ladies, but I have a hearty erection! Who wants to see??

>>36065927
give em a shove, fucking roasties learned real fast not to mess with retard strength in high school

>>36065927
>putting things in your locker
>not carrying everything around with you
>not physically burdening yourself to avoid this exact situation

I thought I was on r9k... Normies get out, re, etc

>>36065927
>not grabbing a teacher and telling them your locker is stuck
>not hidding in the bathroom until they leave
>not anonymously reporting yourself for a believe firearm in your locker; so the police come open it up for you to grab your book
>not keeping a live roach in your back pocket to toss like a pokemon at the feet of the girls
>not calling your mom to pick you up because you suddenly felt sick
>not pretending to text someone while waiting for them to leave

Start flirting with them that would make them move really quick

>>36066148
>>36066240
>"So what if I've fucked Chad? I'm still a loser"

>>36065927
I say excuse me and get my things from the locker and go, and they wont care and then forget me because i'm a fucking ghost and no one cares enough to remember me.

>"scuse me"
>"Oh, sorry"
>"No problem"
>Get my shit and leave

>>36066600
>roachiesaur, I choose you!

>>36066002
Damn you're retarded. Get the fuck off this board and kill yourself. It's not like you're gonna use that college degree anyways.

>>36066240
Move to a rural area

"Hey sluts, i see you standing near my locker right here, do all of you want me to put my 10 inch throbbing cock in your tight little pussies? We can have a whole harem, you will please me and call me your master just like they do in anime, now get on your fucking knees and suck my fucking cock"

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Walk up to them and look the one that stands in the middle right in her eyes with that "i'll kill you" look. If they call me a creep and keep talking, i would grab each of them by the hair, smash their heads on the ground and kick them in stomach. Then tell them "do not stand in your gods way, pathetic imbeciles".


>mfw actually did this once in 10tg grade and had problems with cops because of it.

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That'll teach those rotten littIe whores.

>>36066921
10/10 would hire for animation in newest mass effect game.

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>>36066240
>It's not all sunshine and cocks for all women.
>t. Not a woman

>>36065977
Could you PLEASE move? It's important to me. *smile bashfully*

>>36066921
this needs to be our banner for /r9k/

>>36066106
Don't act like this never happened to anyone before. It's entirely possible, and I guarantee that if they find you repugnant or weird enough, and they're feeling particularly bitchy that morning, they won't hesitate to start shit with you.

Also. Fuck off, you don't belong here.

>>36067048
fucking this ahahah

>>36066921
Hits a little too close to home

>>36066937
I used the ten minutes available to me to convey my idea.

>>36066006
>lockers are assigned alphabetically
>roastie's surname is right next to mine
>her locker next to mine all 4 years
>group of roasties loitering everyday
>chads frequently come loiter there too
>they stand right in front of my locker
>big group i have to get in the middle of
>they always taunt and make fun of my
>it happens EVERY SINGLE DAY
>there's nothing i can really do about it
>eventually give up on using my locker
>carry everything in my backpack
>anon_is_a_school_shooter.png
>backpacks in class get banned
>now don't have class materials at all
>grades plummet for the rest of school

smack the closest one on her ass and tell her to move

>>36067403
>suspended 4 weeks for sexual harassment
>mandatory therapy the rest of the year

>Wait a few minutes because i don't really want to go to class
>ask nicely to let me grab something in my locker

>>36067048
THIS!

include me in oregnando!

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>tsssk nothing personnel girls

>>36068391
>> Katana.

You should give him a fedora while you're at it.

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heh, didn't stand a chance

a good way to make women leave is to show emotional interest