/britfeel/ comfy posts only edition

Second for the good doctor

>>36065836
You mean the song by the protomen?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2NePWJ2pQ

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>have two cats under 1 year old
>brother and sister
>brother sometimes gets a bit too aggressive and bites sister
>have to take her to the vet because she has scratched all around her neck and it's all wet and gross
>steroids and antibiotics + some cleaning stuff for 60 quid

She seemed fine and today she just threw up what I presume are the entire contents of her stomach probably because of the steroids. Phoned mummy because cat was making odd noises whilst throwing up, I tried to mimic the sound she made over the phone a few times. Hear laughing in the background.

Fucking hell she probably had it on loud speaker for all her friends at work to hear her autist son making violent vomiting noises over the phone.

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>I wish for loads of cash so that I can sit around in my own house and masturbate, play video games, and shitpost all day

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Let's switch things up. Make a post in the style of another poster and see if it's distinguishable from the real deal.

>>36065859
No i mean harold shipman

Lads what do you say to a suicidal friend? And no they arent an edgy kid memeing for attention.

>>36065887
Okay~
Feeling strangely good today lads, I think it's because it's so sunny outside~

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My mum and dad are trying to ban me from britfeel.

i ran away from home yesterday because they took my computer off me. they got worried because they didnt know where i was and due to worry contacted a friend. my friend thought it would be funny to tell them to contact me here.

Im extremely embarrassed that my mum and dad did try talking to me here. They think this is some sort of serial killer fan club. they are forcing me to get counseling because they think i am addicted to video games and now think i am obsessed with serial killers.

if they come back here, tell them richard doesn't come here anymore. i must keep this a secret.

>>36065942
richard we need to talk. text me

>>36065882
overheard some white girls talking about this today on the tube ffs

>>36065887
I don't recognise any posters, though.

Everyone uses pretty good spelling, grammar and punctuation so I can't really tell.

>>36065942
My dad's name is Richard desu

>>36065942
Ask your mum if who her favourite /Goodfella/ is

>>36065942
richard confirmed /feral/

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>>36066015
>feral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

Feeling pretty /sleep/ lads, any one fancy a nap?

>>36066038
mcbanethatsthejoke.jpeg

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>tfw dad replaced the sky box with bt

No more babestation

>>36066038
What on earth is going on here then?

>>36066057

Dreadful decision m8

>>36065966
i know this is not my dad. i can see him across the room. he is going on about playing snap with him later.

i am on my phone.

>>36066065
louis was a robot to maximum inorganic levels, this is his dad tried to bust down the door and force him to be human

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>>36066112
>Holy shit when 4:25 hits

>>36066057
blimey lad, thats a good thing isn't it? not watching them rancid skanks

>>36066038
>He's a fuck up

Now I'm sad

This new thread isn't comfy at all

Woke up in a particularly bad mood after my fetish was mocked here last night, especially by a guy with a milf fetish...

>>36066127
i know lad, it's actually uncomfortable to listen to. like i agree with the kid needing help but he's obviously a sperg on some level so this is the complete wrong to do it

>>36066170
what was your fetish lad?

Currently at the bank for work. Would be nice if someone tried to perform armed robbery so I could run at them and hope they shoot me.

Just had my sister cut the back of my hair

It was looking like a mullet

>>36066170
What is your fetish lad?

>>36066177
Everyone is in the wrong here

Louis has gone feral
Mum is being over protective
Dad is trying to take charge but its to late

What happened in the end? Did Louis get help? Did he dad stop being a beta? Will I ever get a gf?

>>36066182
I'd rather not say now desu

>>36066197
>What happened in the end? Did Louis get help? Did he dad stop being a beta? Will I ever get a gf?
Find out next time on /britfeel/Z

>>36065942
I remember that post. Your parents aren't very good at grammar. It's very important in these threads.
That, or Richardposting is the hip new meme

Posts:
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>>36054467
>>36054624
>>36054777
>>36054887

>>36066197
>Mum is being over protective

that is the problem with my mum. she was too soft on me when i was a kid.

women often dont know how to raise a man

Have the pics of Garry Glitter being ass fucked got posted yet lads?

Morbid curiosity makes me wanna see em.

>Dont have a job
>Parents dont blame me for it
>Instead blame foreigners for it all the time
>Dad has started saying nigger at times

Not entirely sure how to feel about this lads

>>36066238
wtf i thought he was a paedo not a poof?

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>>36066189
>"Put your hands up, this is a robbery!"
>Nows my chance anon thicks to himself
>Summoning all this autistic rage he frenzy at the robber
>Witness me he thinks to himself as he storms towards him
>REEEEEEEEE he screams aloud
>This is final my moment
>It will all be over soon
>The robber, taken aback by 400 lbs greasy manchild wearing his best sock and sandles combo charges at him
>Unable to react quick enough anon slams into and knocks over the robber
>Bank staff kick the gun out of the robbers hand
>The police come
>Anon has saved the day
>treated like a local hero
>BBC new comes round to interview the quick witted Saviour
>Has to pretend the whole time that it wasn't just a death wish

D E V I L I S H

>>36066182
He fancies grannys and wanked to old dears from Corrie

>>36066270

I thought the same but in one of last night's threads some guy claimed he had pics of him in the act that he bought years ago from a pap.

>>36066270

its very common that nonces and poofs overlap dessy lad

just remembered a sex fantasy i had when i was 13 which involved me being inside a small geodesic dome made of women and putting my willy in them one by one. i will never forget the look on my friend's face when i told him.

post your childish sex fantasies lads...

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>>36066038
*intense breathing intensifies*

>>36066312
Me and Denise Van Outen squeezing into the same latax suit and wriggling around. It was before I really knew what sex was obviously.

>>36066223
this is too embarrassing to read again..

they are a pair of idiots. i feel like raging on them. they spoke to the doctors this morning and they told them that i am talking to wannabe serial killers. the doctors are probably going to tell them i am being indoctrinated into a cult. ffs. dont want to live.

>>36066260
part of it is foreigners fault, excess population in relation to jobs creates shit working conditions and foreigners don't spend as much of their money in the local economy.
but yeah it's mostly your fault for not learning a valuable skill

>>36066312

a stopwatch that could freeze time so i could molestify women while time was frozen, was a pretty good fantasy really, might even start using it again

Is Sky worth it lads? Mainly interested in the Atlantic channel and maybe Comedy Central

>>36066331
>>36066332
>>36066333
>>36066334
nice combo lads, well done, the empire is proud of you

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>>36066312
Mild bondage
Cutting womens underwear off them they're restrained
Getting all medical about it, like wearing rubber gloves and shit
This has all just come back to me now
Damn, thats all a little missed up
Mild bondage is still my fetish
Also quite enjoy hand holding

>>36066332
You'll be fine, lad. No one here actually wants to kill anyone. You don't have a guro stash too, do you?

>>36066312
I remember quite vividly having a wet dream about a giant pair of red lips in the wall that would open when you came near them and I would just fuck them silly

>>36066334
Holy shit, this to!

Was it Bernard's watch? It was Bernard's watch for me

lads it's me again, not only is there another robot in the same town as me on the britfeel map, another marker has appeared and another has appeared in my home town....i'm scared lads

>>36066383

Dessy it was just a random stopwatch, looked like the ones i saw at school as a kid, red button on top stopped time and green started it again, id freeze time and go on molestering sprees

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>>36066038
>mfw Louis starts crying

>>36066379
i cant grow any facial hair.

and i know but my mum and dad are convinced

>>36066312
I wanted girls at school to tie me up and put my head up their bums.

Actually got one girl to sit on my face one time

I don't suppose any of you live in Wanstead in London?

>>36065887
>some fucker comes into surgery
>i jab him up with some penicilin

i've obviously changed it up a bit so as not to make it too easy
good luck

>>36066435
>Actually got one girl to sit on my face one time

how did that work out, did you give her bum a nice lick? i have always wanted a girl to sit on my face

>>36066331
sounds like good fun desu.

>>36066388
there's two in my town too. question is, is it the same town...

>>36066457
>there's two in my town too. question is, is it the same town...
is it a seaside town?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

Here's another, there is a legitimate REE in it

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>having a /comfy/ day, get up at 11, have toast, play war thunder then make soup and listen to music
>mum and dad come home and start having an argument again
>comfyness is ruined
>can't wank off because dad loves to randomly walk into my room

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Soooo what did /britfeel/ do today
>feeling p gud today my bennys come through got my xannys got my weed so i fancy copping myself some new charity shop garms init
>find qt turtleneck I want to buy
>dumb old toastie on the tills
>D-don't you know that is a ladies item...?
>politely smile and say yeah..and?
> she just grumbles and walks away to the back room to price-check it
Other old lady at the counter was being based tho haha told her to stop being so old-fashioned + said i wud look like the bees knees. Been feeling rly confident +happy today feels good.

>>36066455
I don't know quite how I did it desu, but I remember we werr in my garden shed and I think about 7 or 8 at the time. She kept her pants on but I do remember the smell.

>>36066312

I distinctly remember wanting to rub my balls on the top of Stephanie McMahon's head

>>36066388
Can I get a link? wanna check my town

You a loser?
(nope)
Winner?
(yup)
Starvin?
(nope)
Dinner?
(yup)

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New Jahans on 'tism and muh conditions:

https://youtu.be/aJSLMESmPuw

>>36066490

Was it a nice arsey smell?

>>36066282
Oh, that freak.

It's not right to fancy old ladies. It's pretty nasty.

>>36066492
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
oregano

>>36066485
>not having your room be a private domain that no one can enter

>>36066500

He's great, isn't he.

I get more entertainment from youtube autists than TV has ever given me.

>>36066500
Is he actually on the spectrum or one of those robots that self-diagnosis?

>>36066535
Closest marker is 30 miles away, isolation still intact

>>36066479
it's near the coast but it's got no beach. and it's a massive shithole...

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>>36066558
He's a Assburger with Kallmann syndrome and growth hormone deficiency.

>>36066487
Do you sag your tracksuits and walk with a limp? You awkward little wigger

State of you

>>36066332
Missed that yesterday, but surely there is no way that is real? Must be a ruse.

>>36066591
nah i've got a beach here, guess you're probably liverpool then?

>tfw just want to live in a shitty caravan or studio flat
>just wanna be in isolation since thats the only time im happy

Why must I be forced to take part in a society that I hate, and it hates me too

>>36066038
Jesus listening to that makes me feel pretty normal in the grand scheme of things.

Anyone else?

>>36066670
I lived in a caravan for a while lad and it aint all that

>>36066670
Because food, shelter, security, britfeel

These things are all dependent on other people

>>36065942
>They think this is some sort of serial killer fan club
It isn't?
Oh shit bye then I guess.

>>36066623
how am i a wigger
ur dumb

>>36066654
no lad, south-east.

>>36066038
Don't forget this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>GET FUCKED DAD

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Where are you, lads?

Are you where the norman forces say you're meant to be?

>tfw you post it in the old thread like a fucking retard

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>tfw its all over

ganon was a bit harder than i was lead to believe though, but i didnt use a bow against him and just stuck with the master sword since i wanted to give a nice feel for the fight, hyrule castle is probably one of the best experiences ive had with the series though

>>36066909

The castle was amazing yeah, it felt so dangerous.

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>>36066896
>30
>kissed a gril
>can drive
Thats it.
ayyyyyyy
Still live at home and work a part time 2 days a week security jobbo.

>>36066896
What the actual fuck is that?
>pass driving test at 20
>first holiday with friends at 21
>buy first car at 22
>best man at 23, yet married at 27?
>earning average wage at 30
>40k a year at 37?

Most people pass their test and buy a car at 17, and go on holiday with friends at 18. I graduated at 22 and my grad job paid 32k a year and now I am 25 it is 48k a year which is perfectly normal. If anything, I am behind some of the people I went to uni with.

Who the fuck writes these things?

>>36066896
i haven't done a single thing in that chart. I'm only 19 though so i still have hope right?

>>36066955
Maybe you should leave, meganormie.

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>>36066956
>19 years old
>Post on the chan
>Hope

>>36066955
>48k

Fucking hell lad do you not realise how good you have it? Average earnings is like 27k

>>36066955
also who passes their driving test and buys a car 2 years later? most people, myself included have a car lined for them and if not they pick one up within a week or so

Think I will look like a twat if I use matches instead of a lighter for lighting fags? Feels like they just work better.

>>36066896
the only normal thing i done on that list is go on holiday with friends at 21

first kiss at 18. still living with parents and i am almost 23. cant drive. i have never worked. obviously haven't done the rest.

dont really care tbqh and im glad i have done my own thing. i will move out when and get a job when i have finished uni if i want to. most normies are just following the crowd.

>>36066992
Ya desu

>>36066955
>Most people pass their test and buy a car at 17, and go on holiday with friends at 18.

maybe if you're middle class and mummy and daddy pay for lessons and buy you a car. barely anyone i know can drive and i am 22. my brother is a mega normie and he cant drive.

>>36066896
I was early on First Job, Driving Test and First Car
Seems like a BS chart though especially as it gets further down.

>>36066972
Maybe, but I have no friends or social life so there is that. Suppose I am way behind on the chart in that regard.
>>36066980
Yeah it is pretty good, but most people I went to uni with are in similar positions. Friend of mine is 25 and on 60k. I am not complaining, I am just saying that chart is retarded
>>36066981
Exactly. My first car was a 600 quid astra and it lasted for about 3 years. It does not take 2 years to save up that kind of money, my part time job at tesco paid for that and i still saved some

>>36066981
>ost people, myself included have a car lined for them and if not they pick one up within a week or so

probably because you're middle class and spoiled. how did you end up here? you have had it so easy

>>36067016
Mum is dead and Dad works as a labourer while living in a council house and claiming benefits. I paid for all of that working in Tesco, it isn't hard.

>>36066992
you'll look like a proper mug - there;s a reason everyone uses a lighter (works 99% time, small, reusable, can get cool designs). You're not a noir detective. The only time i'd use a match was if I was at home wanting to be pretentious or if I had a cigar

>>3606702
go on what do you do

>>36067034

Nobody learns to drive without being able to afford a car mate, it makes no sense to do that.

>>36067034
my first car was my granddads, which he gave to my mum and then it became mine and for the record it was a 2001 peugeot 206 so it's not even an expensive car

>>36066955
>get lucky in life
>assume it's normal

>>36067036
maybe you're just good at academics because most people i know couldent manage work, uni, and have a social life.

i live on a council estate. im friends with a fair few normies and literally none of them drive. some of them started taking lessons at like 19 but that is because their parents paid for them.

>>36067007
Thought so. Think I'm still just pissed off about the few shit lighters I've had.

>>36066981
I'd say it depends. I got a cheap one a few months after but thats because I work a full time job and don't go to uni. I know a lot of people that passed then went to uni so had no use for it.

>>36067089
obviously but a lot of people dont have the fortune of having a car lined up

>>36066992
Nobody cares. Have you ever looked at someone lighting a burn and thought "look at that matchbox wanker"? I haven't

>>36066493
Ever told on a nigga? (nope)
Ever squeezed a trigger? (yup)
Ever set a nigga up? (nope)
Ever helped a brother out when he was down on his luck? (yup)
You a sap? (nope)
You a boss player, you a mack? (yup)
Let me hold a couple dollars (nope)
Y'all still be poppin' y'all collars? (yup)

>>36067098
>>get lucky in life
What, by going to uni and working hard? No luck there, I didn't want to live like my Dad so decided to make my own way. I haven't done anything exceptional.
>>36067099
Well to be fair the social life is dead in the water and has been for years. Academics was mostly memory work and actually turning up to classes, loads of people I know skipped a lot and were surprised when they failed exams.

Interesting about the driving thing. Most people I knew at school learned at 17.

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He was a good lad.
>his last words were night night

>>36066896
>First kiss 18
>First Job 18
>Pass driving test 18
>First holiday with friends 18
>Buy first car 18
>Move out 18
>First holiday with partner 18
>Best man - never
>Rent on your own - never, moved in with partner straight away
>get engaged 19
>buy first flat - never
>get married - 20
>have child - never
>buy first house - 21
>earning average wage - 18
>second child - never
>new car - 18
>become manager - 18
>thinking about starting a business - 5. shit don't we all think of it?

my lists all over the place

>>36067270
Quick rundown on the rise and fall of lenlad?

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THIS HAS GONE ON FOR 20 YEARS

GF NOW!

>>36067336
>2010 was 80 years ago
END IT

>>36067157
>Academics was mostly memory work and actually turning up to classes

A-levels? barely any i knew done A- levels. most people i knew went from high school to college. college was easy tbf but you actually had to turn up because in the college i went to you had to do the work while in the class. it would of been possible to work after college although the pay would of been awful and half of it would of went on food and travel. honestly only recall one girl working after college and she spent most of her money on clubbing.

>>36065783
Saw a thread on this earlier.

Who else is going to get one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>36067351
>2080 was 21 years ago
time for a cultish mass suicide i think lads

>>36067381
im not. i would feel weird talking to something that isnt real. also wouldent see the point.

>>36067398
how do you know the other posters here are real? could just be me and you and a bunch of AI

what's the difference

>>36067299
>starts posting as a waifuposter
>unusually positive for /britfeel/
>becomes somewhat of a beloved poster
>offers to talk to some anons if they want
>always up for a chat, and a good lad to have in your proverbial Rolodex
>rumours emerge that he is a murder who claims victims by pushing them into canals
>because Len is a good lad, he plays along with it
>slanderous anon claims Len is a paedophile despite providing zero evidence
>some people are convinced Len has a haram at this point
>Len was a bit sick and took the day off work a few days ago
>he presumably busted by the police due to owning a large quantity of marajuana, or died of a cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc

>>36067297
What the fuck are you doing here?

Unless your entire life collapsed soon after, and you spiralled into deep depression and madness, then you can fuck off.
Even if that did happen, you'd just be a normie down on luck so you should still leave.

>pass driving test at 19
>buy car at 23

aside from that nothing, I haven't been on a real holiday in my life and no relationships

>>36066955
>that subtle bragging

Ah reddit

>>36067398
But what if the AI is really well programmed and you don't just get a set of generic canned answers?

lads lads, there a mouse in my shed

>>36067458
I think its because I figured out where he worked and know his first name/where he lives, he got spooked I think but I mean no harm

or his internet cut out or something

>>36067487
Thats nothing lad, theres a badger in my basement

>>36065783
>Be me
>Meet depressive girl
>In her shit times she relies on me and behaves like she wants to marry me
>In her good time she gives me very little to normal attention

Am i being used?

>>36066896
>buy a house
>start earning average wage after

What the fuck is this

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>Everyone thinks I'm a normie
>Actually lonely as fuck and too ashamed to admit it
I'm not sure if it makes things better or worse desu.

Im tired of next doors cat pissing and shitting in my garden, how can i kill it? ive already hit it with a .22 air pistol and it doesnt seem to have done fuck all, i was thinking about trying to set a trap for it somehow, any advice?

>>36066955
YOU NORMIE BASTARD. LEAVE RIGHT NOW

>>36067270
his last words to me were "let me pay my debts before ruining my life"

>>36067425
>how do you know the other posters here are real?

dont be silly. i doubt someone would spend millions to just entertain me.

>what's the difference

because i can relate to real people. there consciousness has been developed through existence. a programmed identity would feel fake, responses would feel preordained. i doubt they have good enough technology for the ai to have independent thought, and for it to learn and develop. The ai would probably say the same thing, and have the same responses, unlike a person that grows and changes. if they bring out blade runner level ai, i would get one.

>>36067510
pics or GTFO anon


orignal anal beads on my tist syes mummy suck my nob nob

>>36067513
Yes
Been there done, benis her and leave

>>36067537
same problem lad, I had to pick up several pieces of cat shit with a spade and threw it over their wall, hope their child plays in it and catches some horible disease if i'm being honest

>>36067459
Because I'm a married employed homeowner I shouldn't be allowed to post here?

>>36067521
Presumably they got a mortgage and entered into debt slavery. Maybe they even took out a loan for to pay a deposit.

Just hit rank 10 on Hearthstone in time for the release of the new expansion

>>36067586
Pretty much. Go to another board. You've got nothing in common with this one.

>>36067458
>died of a cold

This is the most British thing ever (apart from being groomed, drugged, raped, then forced into prostitution by Pakis)

>>36067572

thanks for the reply laddy, first it wasn a .22 it was a .177, maybe thats why it didnt have muc hof an effect, secondly, it always goes into their house through the upstairs bedroom window in the dormer, right next to mine, are cats thick enough to get fooled into going into the wrong room if the windows look the same and they are next to each other? once its in my house its fucked, i could choke it, chuck it in a bin bag and dump it in the woods next time im out for a walk, sorted

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>mfw doing a crosspost from /brit/ to /britfeel/

It's getting warmer.
That means I'll soon have stop wearing hoodies, and start wearing clothes that more reveal my disgusting body and manchebs.

>>36067567
I met her 3 months ago.
We already went out together and get along very very good.
After fucking 1months of knowing us she said i'm her best friend.
After fucking 2 months we started to go out together and she said that i'm an important person in her life.
And after 3 months she said to me that she wants to wait with a relationship because she has trust issues and bad history with boyfriends because her last one wanted to rape her and broke her heart.
And she needs to "scan" me more because the EX was as nice as me but turned out an asshole.

What the fuck should i do?
I want to ask her if she wants to do something next week but i'm not sure if she will say yes or no.

>>36067586
i dont mind you posting here. you probably cant relate to many people here though

>>36067620
I'm a brit, I like vidya still, I like banter

I'm not autistic or anything but I didn't think that was a requirement

>>36067663

>I'm not autistic or anything but I didn't think that was a requirement

well it is, fuck off

Got 4 cans of bud light that need drinking lads

how the fuck do yanks drink this piss

>>36067660
Eh, my missus is from a poor as fuck single parent family, I can relate to a lot of stuff here

not the autism side of mental illness, but people having shitty lives

I also came from a council estate in brum with working class parents, I just did well of myself after leaving school and saying fuck you to uni

>>36067679
they drink it in place of water so they look like theyre drinking but aren't drunk

>>36067679
ive gotten word that the pub across the road has got bud light on draught, that means they should have bud light glasses in too and im gonna go steal one, stealing things from the pub across the road is my only real hobby

>>36067642
She's crazy

You have three choices:

1. You can 'save' her
Try your best to show her that she can trust you, give he everything you can give, be real supportive, and as she ditches you the second something better comes along

2. You can screw her
Say what it takes to sleep with her, be another guy she tells the next guy about, how you we're nice, she screwed you and then you left, she'll try to ruin your reputation if you try to screw her

3. You can gtfo
She's crazy, don't stick your dick in crazy, you won't get to have sex

The choice is yours my friend

t.Been there, done that

>>36067687
most peoples problems here come from suffering with anxiety, and lack of social skills.

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>>36067642
>>36067736
Sorry for all the typos, I think I might be retarded, if you need to reexplained let me know

You can buy shops and over commercial property for pretty cheap it seems, how viable is it to live in something like that?
Would I actually have to run a business out of it?

>>36066896
>31

Literally not done a single thing on it

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it's so weird that a box of freddos has been added to the thread image ... i was walking back from tesco last week after doing my shopping at 5am to avoid speaking to people, when i found two boxes of freddos with 60 each on them sitting on someones garden wall... obviously i took them because nobody could see me as it was 5am.. so now i have two wholesale boxes of freddos, the type of box they would have on the shelf at a newsagents.

i don't know why somebody would leave them there, but i'm already eating them so...

>>36067736
>1. You can 'save' her
>Try your best to show her that she can trust you, give he everything you can give, be real supportive, and as she ditches you the second something better comes along

She already told me some deep secrets but she never talked with me when she was in a depressive phase, i often asked her if she wants to talk about something when she was in her phase but she always declined.

She is j really unpredictable, if are together she sometimes just takes out a pencil and draws a heart on my arm in a fucking public cafe but still rejected me.

>>36067763
Oh, yeah I'm pretty much as self confident as you can come, probably because I'm a bit thick really. I've never once doubted myself in my life, this seems to let people like you too, they sort of trust you if you trust yourself

Really I just don't think about what can go wrong because it doesn't seem to go wrong so whatever

>>36067773
you would have to change what the building is used for which would require going through the planning board and the chances of them letting you convert it into accomodation is slim and if they do they charge out the arse for it as well

>>36067642

Her name isnt Amanda, is it? just curious

Im considering starting dumpster diving shops bins, iv heard you can get some pretty nice shit since they just throw it away
Kinda scared ill get stabbed and/or raped by homeless people doing the same though

>>36067865

thats always sounded fun as fuck to me, i get out nightwalking alot anyway and ive always wondered what cool shit there is to be found in bins, just dont wanna get stopped by the police

My qt Canadian exchange student gf is going home in June...just found out. Only been dating for a couple of months yet things have gone real well. It's been two years since I last fell in love. Life KEEPS PAYING CRUEL JOKES ON ME, FUCK!

>>36067865
I've wanted to do this as well, there are always skips around my way full of stuff

>>36067835
I bet you paid for them you greedy fat fuck

>>36067890
I imagine if you see police you can just start running, doubtful theyd be willing to get out and chase a guy in the freezing night just because he was bin raiding

>>36067899
Poor normalfag

My heart bleeds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2CDmIF31M

I'm making myself busy feeling feels. I'd love to have some friends i could feel relaxed around, but everything is always so anxious and foreboding.

>>36067844
Go post on facebook or something. Just go away.

>>36067836
Shes just toying with you, women are overall emotional, she'll have you when she wants you and she'll push you away when she wasn't

thats not have mature people build a relationship

If this is your first time, then really you have nothing but time and emotional investment to lose but let me tell you, you're not going to marry this girl, she is not going to be your future wife, and she will play you like a fiddle

And if you want to get played thats fine, you might get laid, you might have some fun moments, dont ever think for a second that its real or meaningful in anyway, as long as your happy to get played then you're actually the one playing her

Dont worry about honor or commitment or lasting relationship, shes crazy, it wont happen, and trust m, you dont want it to happen

Decide whether or not you want to sleep with this girl, then act on that decision

Ive been there before, trust me anon, crazy women are not worth get attached to

>>36067914

im pretty sure they would here to be honest, ive been stopped just for walking around at night because "its a bit strange being out at 2 in the morning lad"

>>36067865
My friend runs a shop and their skip gets raided constantly, they hate it because people just make a mess and leave shit all over the floor

it's got so bad they just started leaving dog shit in the skips and smearing it on stuff that goes in, but people still take it

>>36067950
Yeah but im not black so ill be good

>>36067941
>>36067836
Holy shit, Im getting even more retard, but do listen to my advice, its smarter than my spelling

>>36067938
But I don't like Facebook.

Why are you trying to get rid of me

>>36067957
Of course youd still take it, quick wash and its good as new

>>36067977
would you eat the freddos out of >>36067835's box if it had shit on it?

>>36067917
>implying I'll find a qt gf so easily.
It'll be years before somebody again u cunt

>>36067663

Don't worry, there are a lot more '''normies''' here that you'd assume, it's just we're mostly quiet about it, where the retards boast about it at any given moment.

>>36068007
If the box had shit on it? yeah, the actual freddos are still wrapped up and safe

>>36067835
You're definitely gonna end up in trouble with the mob now you fucking freddo

>>36068029
what if the actual freddo wrapper had shit on it?

>>36067844
yeah, one of my normie friends in the same way, except he seems to have convinced a lot of people that he is really intelligent when he is really just a bit above average. of course this is all because he is confident and good with people.

i think most people here ended up becoming socially inept because they either got bullied in highschool or for whatever reason they become isolated inside and never developed social skills.

im a bit socially inept, enough to appear a bit weird, and shy. My main problem is with women. i can get on with fellas quite well sometimes but im mostly terrible with women. All of my problems come from being picked on in high school, and i suppose having learning difficulties such as dyslexia, ADD.

Only managed to have sex a handful of times purely because some women have found me good looking.

our local smackhead goes bindipping, apparently one of his best ever nights was when he found 15 blocks of cheese behind the local newsagents

There is literally nothing wrong with successful anons coming here to chill with us.

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>laptop girl just left
>ended up having a chat for over an hour
>even made a little "reee" reference joke
>mum said she can come over when ever she wants

What is happening lads, have I made a friend or am I just misreading the situation again?

>>36068061
Not sure then, I dont know how well the protect from shit on them

May need to start some tests by shitting on some and sending my findings to the freddos guys to improve their wrappers if need be

http://www.strawpoll.me/12689270

>>36068102
shes just being polite, you wont see her again unless the laptop breaks

>>36068102
You've made a friend anon! :-D
Well done

Do you have any pictures of her feet?

>>36068067
See I'm different, never had a problem with women. I'm just fucking terrible at making male friends

>>36068111

Nice trips, and yes I have.

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to any anons who haven't added

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

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>tfw took bad care of my babies and now they lost sound on one ear and are distorted on the next cause I wore them while bedridden and sick and they kept dropping and getting stretched

They did such an amazing job these past 2 years.

Now I want an even better headphone that's also neutral and open eared.

Any serious music lovers here have a suggestion?

the prices have lowered down and I can get the premium edition of the dt990s instead for the same price.


>tfw people who use headSETS, GAMER audio shit, listen to music on youtube, listen to video game/anime music will be the ones giving opinions

>>36068193
what's the point of this again

>>36068193

does it randomise your location a bit or do you have to do that yourself if you dont want /britfeel/ knowing the exact street you live?

I blame this website for making me unable to stand numales now

>>36068211
rounding robots up when the time comes

>>36068219
You choose wherever to place your marker on the map, so you have to put it too close to your actual street

>>36068102
That chat was your payment.

You sad strange little man

>>36068147
guys will normally at least have something in common with me or at the very least they will understand my humor and not get offended.

never know what to say to women because they are either apathetic or dont do anything. only thing i ever have in common with women is reading, although even then i prefer reading non-fiction, while women pretty much always exclusively read fiction.

>>36068205
Someone give me a quick rundown on whether pretty expensive headphones like these are worth buying?

>>36068016
I'm welling up here

>online friend blocked me because one of my friends was trying to banter with him in a game
>completely blocked me on everything
What the fuck lads
He just got really mad at me then blocked me
I feel like this is bothering me more than it should be. I'm never gonna get to talk to him again because of something my friend did
That's kind of fucked up I think

>>36068193
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
>still only 3 people Wales
where u at?

>>36068252
I guess I'm fairly "charming" and manage to make girls laugh so I'm basically just flirting with them which turns into conversation

I have no idea how to start a convo with a dude, I don't watch football or rugby and I don't want to act like a tard just asking "hey do you guys play total war"

>>36068223
what time? bedtime?

>>36068279
I am /wales/ but I haven't mark the map

>>36068129
or when chad or jamal needs theirs fixing

>>36068129
Yeah probably, I just needed a reality check.

>>36068132
I think what the guy above said is probably correct, no pics sorry.

>>36068243
Well thanks to my mum she gave me some cash, I feel like such a scammer for charging now. This PC stuff isn't too difficult when you have the right tools.

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>>36068298
you know what time lad

>>36068193
>east midlands/south yorkshire desolate as expected

no friends for me

>>36068256

>expensive

This is barely mid end.

Expensive is 500quid++

There is a world of difference between listening to music with some piece of shit stock item/gamer trash/30quid shit and a proper(sennheiser/beyerdynamic/etc) headphone with a DAC.

I first tested my dt990s and dac vs a 20quid piece of shit and I was surprised that literally 80% of the sounds I heard were distorted/inaudible.

Those that like sex vs those that like money but which one is more easier than why?
Elated or deflated Miss Miss an apple understanding depression medically diagnosed by those that are around you as one step ahead and two steps at the same time always within astride

original

8CH IS STILL DOWN ON THE BOARDS I LIKE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36068341
youre not alone

nottingham agoraphobe reporting in

>>36068291
i dont even know how to flirt, or if i do flirt its by accident.

if i meet a new guy, its normally through a friend or something, so i can always ask them how they know such and such, and if they go to uni etc.

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The Isle of Scilly has 6 fire stations, and 53 fire-fighters despite a population the same as a medium sized village.

>>36068344
I'm getting the dt990s, this better not be a ruse

>>36068369
but /cuteboys/ is back up

I know is going to sound like attention seeking so bear with me.

Is there genuinally something wrong with me?

>Scared of people not liking me.

>Feel as though I don't belong in social situations with friends. Feel Disconnected

>Avoiding getting a job due to feeling as though I will mess it up or won't be able to deal with the social interaction.

>Feel like a failure if I can't get a job and that the only choice is suicide.

>Feel like I need others approval to feel good about myself because I can't tell if I am good enough.

>Tend to exaggerate problems about health or usually anything I think is difficult.

>Pessimistic and assume the worst.

>Feel strong feelings of anxiety, embrassment, sadness and anger when critiqued.

>Feel like I have to be perfect and that I'm never good enough.

>Daydream about having a better life and a relationship.

>Sometimes zone out when put in a social situation that causes me to feel said strong feelings. Forgot what happened later.

>Feel like a burden or a whiner when I ask for help regarding these problems (or vocalize problems I'm having)
which in turn makes me not want to ask for help or say anything incase others get angry at me because I want them to like me.

>Low self confidence and self worth. Feel insecure about myself and my interests.

>Social situations/Trying something new or something I don't have prior experience with make me very scared to try.

>Will overanalyze someone's behavior. If I percieve something that someone is doing is negative towards me for example not including me in on a conversation or not talking with me as much as
someone else I will assume they don't like me/hate me

Do I have a disorder or something?

>>36068394
Its like being on a ship, fire is the last thing you want when there are limited places to escape.

>>36068261
what did your friend say? this could be pretty important

say if it was something racist and like people here wouldnt bat an eyelid at, but your friend was that race or some shit, he would get offended and feel like you think the same as your friend

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>>36068394
>The Isle of Scilly has 6 fire stations, and 53 fire-fighters despite a population of 53 people.

>>36068398

get a dac as well, or you're just being retarded.

Every single middle++ headphone needs a dac.

>>36067640
How much warmer can it possibly get in the UK?

20 C to 25 C with a sliver of sunlight?

Summers in the U.S. are abysmal.

>>36068414
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT FAGGOT SHIT

>>36068416
hello me, how do you do

>>36068243
Wait who is this? What letter does your name start with?

>>36068392
Maybe we can team up

I teach you how to get girls, you teach me how to make dude friends

>>36067679
It's usually party beer for us. Just something to chug down in order to get drunk.

>>36068416
you sound a bit paranoid/anxiety-ridden lad. sounds like you're trying to live 20 minutes ahead of the present. enjoy yourself and learn to be selfish

>>36068416
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder

Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[9]

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts[10][11]

>>36068425
Woops, didn't mean to namefag
We were playing some vidya and he said "you're off the team" when he died

>>36068538
So should I see a Doctor about it?

>>36068256
Was quick rundown the real meme the whole time hiding behind a bogshield?

>>36068562
Well you could keep asking the experts on /r9k/ if you prefer

>>36068548
how sensitive did you know your friend to be before this incident? also how serious had the conversation and general mood of the game before this?

> take someone out to a restaurant for their birthday
>they order most expensive thing on the menu
>say "yes" when waiter asks if he wants extra fries
>doesn't even finish it

Are you fucking kidding?

>>36068525
>you sound a bit paranoid/anxiety-ridden lad. sounds like you're trying to live 20 minutes ahead of the present. enjoy yourself and learn to be selfish

I can't, it's like it's ingrained within me. I physically can't do it.

>just 10 pounds away from having abs
>go for a ride on my bike every other day
>get hungry, walk into a shop
>its over
>grab some chocolate or wine gums
>repeat

aargh

>>36068583
ignore that person lad, it was the equivalent of "jus b urself", telling someone who thinks the way you do to just enjoy yourself is like telling a blind man to see

>>36068574
I've tried to in the past but I can never articulate it in front of him. Feels like he is judging me or thinks I am bullshtting/crying wolf.

>>36068432
170 altogether lad, wew

>>36068575
Was all bants before and up to when he blocked me
Had no idea he was sensitive about it

>>36068594
Except anxienty/depression isn't like being blind, it's like walking around with your eyes closed and complaining it's hard to get around

Just open your eyes and life gets easier

>>36068606

It's fucking worth it, youll realize how fucking ignorant you are about music until you actually used a somewhat decent headphone.

>>36068460
>Maybe we can team up

sure, sounds like a plan.

>>36068583
>>36068594
wasnt my intention to come across that way but i have had similar issues. what works for me wont work for every one. although it is worth saying that i didn't change overnight, everything is done in tiny steps. being yourself hasnt helped so far.

>>36068618
You don't have anything wrong with you then. When someone has a disorder or a problem like that they can tell themselfes that everything is fine and you need to calm down but your body won't listen. You will still feel like shit and have those feelings no matter how much you deny them.

>>36065942
Son get off of this nasty webpage or else we will install net nanny on your tower.

>>36068630
will they work on my fucking pc or do i need some other fucking thing fuck

>>36068618
Sure hope this is bait

>>36067912
>Fat paki projecting
Everytime

>wanking with the door open again
I don't know why I enjoy it tbqh

>>36068718

i cant even do that when my mum and dad are on holiday

can't beat a bit of moonman, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULYCGHj9H7k

>>36068724
my mum is home as well

>>36068102
FUCK, forgot to remove team viewer from her laptop before handing it over.

It's right there on the desktop.

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>>36068738
dont even know what team viewer is but it sounds like youve already fucked up

the most uncomfortable part of my dog walking route is going past the teaching college where there's invariably several groups of girls my age all walking around the street outside, and when they're all giggling together as I go past I can't help thinking it's because I look like a clown.

>>36068769
Remote control software, I was being considerate by controlling it from my PC so I didn't have to touch it with my fapping hands.

At what point did you realise not levelling charisma was the worst decision of your life?

>>36068774
or they want the d anon

>>36065783

>In school year 6
>On some residential trip for a week
>Shower room has a line of cubicles
>3 cubicles on the side I was using
>I'm on the left cubicle, a guy in the middle, and a guy on the right
>Need a piss badly
>Decide to do it in the shower
>Start pissing
>1 second later "WHO'S PISSING IN THE SHOWER?"
>Middle guy blames guy on the right
>for the rest of the week he was known as 'piss guy'
>cried about 3-4 times because of it
>For the rest of the school year, it was occasionally brought up

No one ever knew it was me

hello britfeel you have virus on compooter would you like me to remove?

>>36068814
My charisma was capped at 1. Had to level aut instead

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Anyone here ever have a sibling transition genders?

>>36068875
if its FTM its not -quite- as degenerate

t. pol

Oh god please will someone be my boyfriend already. I'm an alright guy, fairly cute and my standards are low, why won't somebody love me?

>>36068889
It is FTM.

>>36068915
Well at least you know it (probably) isn't just a fetish gone too far

>>36068109

just so everyone knows, i am not this guy. i am original freddo lad. but would never say something as gay as this.

thanks for making me look like a pedo, dickhead

>>36068915
hot got any pics laddy?

>>36068900
t. person who wont want to be with you unless youre a perfect twink or trap

>>36068900
are you a proper gay or prison gay?

>>36068926
It is just creepy, not sure if I can with a straight face treat her as a male.

>>36068947
She is a short, fat androgynous girl with short boy hair. I don't have any pic and wouldn't post them anyway.

>>36068964
It's the "femboy" shitposter. He's prison gay

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I got a new desk chair. I feel like a king, this is the most comfy thing I've ever sat in. As it plus it won't be like a cheese grater on my ass

>>36068964
proper gay
>>36068993
please don't associate me with that cunt, he is everything wrong with gays
>>36068962
Twinks are decent but traps aren't really my thing desu.

>>36068964
All are repulsive. (White) men were made to fuck (asian) pussy.

>>36069017
what about a cheese grater on mados ass?

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Any of you lads considered doing the S.T.A.L.K.E.R challenge?

>>36069053
The old chair was a shitty mesh thing. The number of pyjama bottoms it went through was absolutely ridiculous.
I wouldn't mind seeing a cheese grater on Mado's ass, though

>>36068682

of course itll work on your pc, hell, it even works on your phone,.

>>36067912
YOU HAVE MORE VENOM THAN I REMEMBER

>>36069086
how does this work exactly, is this in the game or what?

>>36069017
Have you broken it in with a wank, yet?

Why is shoutanon here, is it just temporary while 8ch is down?

>>36069144
Ukraine lets people go into the Chernobyl exclusion zone on STALKER tours, where people who like the game go to act like spastics

>>36067458
he posted his husbando not waifu lad but rest seems right.
he did post again after his day off though, unless that was an impersonater
i hope he is alright though i really do.

>>36069031
I apologise lad!

Hope you find your qt

>>36069144
You find an abandoned building in real life and camp there

>>36069086
>no more than 120 round of ammo total
What the fuck are they expecting to happen, when they're just sitting in some abandoned building?

>>36069169
He got bored of his junlad persona. The lad can't breathe without name attention/drama.

>>36069152
Not yet, but I'm feel like jerking it to some Ai Uehara stuff later.

>>36069213
muggers/junkies/rapists

Also you're roleplaying like you're in STALKER, so all sorts of spoopy creatures could come

>>36068736
Never heard that one before, these are my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkVxSjVIzHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1yB_XaBto

>>36069169
INDEED

>>36069221
I ALWAYS PRETENDED TO BE TILDE OR POLE, GET IT RIGHT.

>>36069213
They're mainly in the middle class bubble.

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Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools

Spineless swines
Cemented minds

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old suit since nineteen sixty two

He does the military two-step down
The nape of my neck

I want to go home
I don't want to stay
Give up education
As a bad mistake

Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees

Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates

I want to go home
I don't want to stay

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools

Spineless bastards all

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since nineteen- oh- two

He does the military two-step down
The nape of my neck

I want to go home
I don't want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake

Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold coming on
He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

I want to go home
I don't want to stay

>>36069194
will you be my qt?

bls

>>36069351
I'm skinnyfat, balding, on fast track for glasses and older than most people here

My qt days are long behind me

>>36069398
qt is in the spirit, not the body desu

how old exactly?

>>36069422
31

I know there's other 30+ guys here, but I did say most!

What if lenlad is just playing persona 5?

>>36069461
>not reading 4chan during cutscenes or tedious grinding sections of video games

>>36069455
that's within the half plus seven rule of me lad

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Hey guys,

I hear you are all fans of my upcoming show Good Fellas (Premiering on E4 in June)

Happy to answer any questions you have about the show.

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Oh yes lads

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>>36068193
I hope someone has a good chuckle at my joke pin

>>36069461
well there is a cute blonde boy in it so yeah i guess

>>36069520
how does it feel to know it wont actually air

>>36069496
You know that rule doesn't apply to the puffters m8

It's called gay death for a reason!

>>36069541

Shipman in hyde?

There's also daniel in kent, kek

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>>36069524
I've still got most of my crap from christmas

>>36069520
Why has the twitter accound been inactive since November 18?
Why is there no address for he production company?

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>>36069550
The ink is signed on the dotted line, my good friend.

There is some discussion with Warner Bros. about using the name Good Fellas, but if there is a problem then we're just going to call the show "Those Good Fellas"

whats the best cure to a poorly tummy lads? my farts smell like auscwitz and i threw up this morning

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>>36069590
Further afield than that
There's a few that gave me a giggle when I looked through

>>36069571
Only in a """community""" as the gay scene could gay death and daddies both be widely accepted concepts.

now please stop making excuses not to cuddle me

>>36065942
Does your mum take the D?

>>36069598

post a timestamp, you've been shitposting here long enough, you should know what one is