ITT: how to fuck with normies >be unifag >go to flat party

>go to flat party late when everyone is wasted
>drug and rape chad's stacy while everyone is too drunk to notice
>send pics to chad of my little children on her cummy tummy

>>36065418
>Go to normalslime "party" when everyone is wasted
>hide in bedroom closet
>Shit myself
>draw dicks on my face
>dump beer on clothes
>Sleep in closet til morning
>let normies "find me"
>Pretend to wake up and not know what happened
>Become the biggest legend they know

As if I would party with a gaggle of normalcucks

>>36065418
>>36065533
>Being able to get into parties
Please get the fuck off this board and never return

>>36065738
>implying I actually played out my scenario, raped a girl, and posted about it in r9k

take your own advice : )

>>36065418
>go to flat party late when everyone is wasted
>turn on all the faucets and showers while everyone is too drunk to notice
>turn on the oven and all the burners while everyone is too drunk to notice
>crank up the heat/AC depending on the time of year when everyone is too drunk to notice
Enjoy paying your monthly electricity bill you stupid normies

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>>36065418
>go into supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>say i forgot my wallet and leave

>>36065850
You forgot the part where you tell them you will be right back, and to hold your items.

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>>36065833
>live in province with some of the highest electricity prices in the world because of incompetent lib government
>housemate tells me what I owe him in utilities every month
>wait two weeks after he tells me and ask him to send me the bill
>wait another two weeks and tell him that I think he's using too much electricity and that I shouldn't be paying half
>don't pay him until 5 weeks after he asks me and we bicker about $3-6
>I'm actually rich and don't care about money but I know he doesn't have a lot

>>36065850
Literal nigger behavior

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>>36065418
>find a cellphone
>no password
>find roastie's nudes
>send to her mum, dad, aunts and uncles and other random names in her contacts
>throw phone away

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>>36066031
>find a cellphone
>it has a password
>take it home and smash it with a hammer

>>36066031
>find roastie's nudes
>not posting them here
You had one job anon

Sounds pretty autistic desu

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>>36066031
also

>ask to use someone's phone
>change names of mom and weed dealer around (especially good if they text their dealer)
>change a bunch of names for shits and giggles into shit like vagina, penis, frog, poopoo, ringworms and enema

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>>36065418
Here's one we can ALL do right now.

>go to:
http://www.mailbait.info/

http://www.digicrime.com/spam/

>enter someone's email
>let them get spammed by email

>be at college
>guy doing a hunger strike
>he's chained to a tree
>go to the store
>buy chocolate
>smear it on guy's lips
>throw wrappers around him
>make people pay attention to him and tell everybody that he's been eating chocolate
I am a nuisance, a public enemy if you will. A lot of my jabs at western society are subtle in nature.

>>36066268
Is this stuff legit?

oro

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>>36065418
>go to flat party at uni halls
>go round all the rooms and remove all of the toilet paper

take that you fucking normies