>penis is 9 cm/3.5 inches erect, possibly a bit bigger, I'm

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3.5 inches erect is small man.
I'm not even shitting with you or memeing around, you have a small dick.

However, you do have one chance. Seeing as it's thick supposedly (although I have a hard time trusting your urologist) and you're morbidly obese, there's a chance that half your cock has been swallowed up by your fat crotch. Lose weight and see what happens.

>>36062679
Jesus fucking christ do you really need to ask?

Expert on dicks tells you it's okay

somebody who never seen vagina irl tells you it's not

To be honest though, I would probably feel bad about my dick if it was only 9cm. But no worries if girl loves you dick size DOESNT PLAY A ROLE.

The most sensitive part of pussy is the first few centimeters anyway. If a girl says "I need 50 cm cock" then she is a slut who will probably fuck 100 guys a day just to find one who has such lenght.

Now kys for even asking. ON /r9k/

>>36062679
Yeah that's really small but it'll probably start looking bigger at the very least once you lose some weight, like >>36062705 said
If I were you, I'd be more concerned about your weight first. Unlike shitty sitcoms, girls all go for the chads IRL, not the fatties

>>36062705

I know it's small but he said it doesn't matter.
He said the average (in MY country, don't know or care about you guys) is 12 cm. I believe he has seen hundreds if not thousands of dicks. If he says it's normal, it's hard to not believe him. Why would he lie anyway? So I can find a gf, time for sex, show her my dick, she laughs and then I go and beat the shit out of that doctor? It doesn't make sense.

As for the weight, I'm working on it. 10% done and it's only been a month or so, there's work to do,

>>36062772
Well hey man, 10% is better than nothing I suppose (better than me yet I still stress myself out over it from time to time)

>>36062746
>The most sensitive part of pussy is the first few centimeters anyway. If a girl says "I need 50 cm cock" then she is a slut who will probably fuck 100 guys a day just to find one who has such lenght.

That's almost exactly what he said. Something like this.

>"now if your dick was like 5 cm and thin, then yes that would be a problem, most vaginas are only 7-8 cm deep but strech for bigger dicks but do you think the 3 cm you lack will make a difference?"
>I ask what if the girl says it's small
>"yes, there are whores who want 20 cm dicks"

That's what he said.