>Look faggot, you're not leaving this house until

I wake up, faget.

Leave, there's no way she can physically stop me and if she has some kind of weapon I'd call the cops.

shit my pants

>>36059364
are you a 90's born queer? origini

No way, fag.
I actually would reject an offer like this.

>>36059442
No I'm just not a degenerate who engages in non procreational sex or a limp wristed faggot who can be overpowered by a man faced whore

Did natalie austin lose weight? She was thiccer before

>>36059485
>or a limp wristed faggot who can be overpowered by a man faced whore
you sure sound like one, why wouldn't you just take the weapon off her? Unless the weapon was a gun you sound like a weak faggot anon.

>Never fuck her
>Live in the house for free

Check mate.

>>36059617
The implication was she had a gun you irreparable faggot

>>36059670
>some kind of weapon
no, you're just a weak fuck anon. hurry up and call the cops you 90's born queer.

>>36059272

And then I woke up.

Additionally, let's face it: I wouldn't know how to proceed from there aside from being my awkward self.

>>36059272
>only if you let me lick your feet, cunt

>>36059688
Yeah and my point still stands. Theres no scenario where a man deals with an armed woman and comes out on top. If its some shit like a knife he either gets slashed the fuck up for trying to take it gently, or arrested for battery for daring to harm a womyn if he does it forcefully.

>'90s born queer

You keep saying that like its some how an insult. If you weren't born in the 90s you're either too young for this website or so old that you're such a pathetic excuse for a human being even 4chan pities you

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>>36059272
Correction, YOU'RE the one who's not leaving this house until I fuck YOU

Only if you have a penis. OriginaI

Unless she's going to physically overpower me it's not going to happen.(not that I wouldn't want to fuck her)

>>36059781
>Theres no scenario where a man deals with an armed woman and comes out on top. If its some shit like a knife he either gets slashed the fuck up for trying to take it gently, or arrested for battery for daring to harm a womyn if he does it forcefully.
you 90's born queers are fucking pathetic. you just take it off her you little shit. no need to be gentle if she's brandishing a weapon.
>You keep saying that like its some how an insult
It's a very valid insult seeing as you're all so feminised and ignorant. you also already claimed that you weren't born in the 90's so that makes you a liar too.
>4chan pities you
are you so new you actually think there aren't many many 30+ posters all over 4chan.?

>>36059272
i run up the stairs on all fours

>>36059272
Beat her repeatedly with the nearest blunt object while screaming "Jehovah, Yeshua, Jesus Christ," over and over again as she's most likely some sort of demon taking the form of a woman. I'm not talking about a succubus. I'm not sure which one would protect me most but all three hopefully won't do harm.
Keep doing that until they appear to be unconscious and I quickly bind them and cut in crucifixes, the three names yelled I plus Yahweh, and a couple of 777s and 111s

In an actual situation I'd either run and cry or meekly comply

I wish I could fantasize about things like this without thinking people are demons. It's fun to autistically type out what you'd do though

>>36060006
>you 90's born queers are fucking pathetic. you just take it off her you little shit. no need to be gentle if she's brandishing a weapon
>I can't read: the post.

>It's a very valid insult seeing as you're all so feminised and ignorant. you also already claimed that you weren't born in the 90's so that makes you a liar too.

First of all, not everyone born is the '90s is "feminized and ignorant". I also never said I wasn't born in the '90s, so you're just further proving you have the reading comprehension of a toddler

>are you so new you actually think there aren't many many 30+ posters all over 4chan.?

Yes and they're absolute wastes of space who are so pitiable they need to be euthanized if they can't figure out they need to move on to wizardchan

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>>36060006
You're posting on /r9k/, and you're feigning superiority over someone else for being a faggot?

>>36060166
are you a 90's born queer?
>>36059485
>No

>>36060166
>Yes and they're absolute wastes of space who are so pitiable they need to be euthanized.
they're not all sad virgins anon. you can keep spouting your youthful arrogance but it only makes you come off like a reddit tourist.

>>36060197
only in the sense that I realise a man should be about to overpower a woman, even a woman with "some kind of weapon"

>>36060332
>only in the sense that I realise a man should be about to overpower a woman, even a woman with "some kind of weapon"
Fair enough, I suppose.

>>36059272
stuff that never happens episode 531

>>36059316
fuckin a
I was just gonna say that..

Anyway, fpbp, sage, fuck you OP you dumb retard faggot for such a low quality thread.

>>36059653
You will starve idiot

>>36059272
fuck her in the ass while pinning her down, choking her lightly and calling her a good faggot

>>36059272
Slam her onto the bed and fuck the shit out of her real rough-like, cum inside, and leave.

Probably just accept that I'm finally losing my virginity and fuck to the best of my ability, which won't be fantastic for either of us. Her tits/ass are bangin' though, nice work on those.

>>36059272
I'd punch her as hard as I could In the nose

Fuck her like the whore she is.

The fuck else would I do?

>>36059491
She retired year(s) ago

>>36059272
IN.

EVERY.

HOLE.

>>36059364
>if she has some kind of weapon I'd call the cops.
You're scared of a girl?

>>36061677
>willingly surrender all your mana to a succubus..
Nah man..

>>36059272
laugh, because I know that this can't be real because I'm completely undesirable

>>36061734
He clearly wasn't going to call the cops because he was scared to fuck but rather because he was afraid of a physical altercation with a woman.

>>36059272
Okay ma'am, what would you like me to fuck you with?

I think I saw a stapler over there on the counter.

Let's see here. Op. Sorry, didn't mean to pinch you there. Just a second. I'll figure this out. Oh you want it in the other way? How about I put it in in and depress the stapler? Would you like that?

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I would pump her fertile womb full of my seed.

I want to breed this woman.

>>36061861
>I want to breed this woman.
you shouldn't ever become a parent redd it

>>36059272
>agree to it, but i'm lifeless and can't get it up.

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>>36060303

You must be actually retarded.

>Are you a down-syndrome, six-legged, bull-prepping, English speaker who worships Sonichu?

>No? What do you mean you don't speak English I've seen your posts heheh got you checkmate.

>>36061996
you were asked a direct question and you answered no, there isn't much more to it that than anon.

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>>36061895
>wanting to impregnate a young, fertile woman means you are from reddit

>>36062189
being from reddit means you're from reddit and he was, read between the lines youngfag