>be fat
>clog toilets often
>avoid going in fear of making mess
>have to go because it becomes unbearable
>vicious cycle
>suddendly, idea
>have a latex glove close
>days without taking a dump
>I have to
>sit and release
>holy shit it must be a kilo of that stuff
>turn around and look at the brown mountain
>put glove on
>take the shit and begin mashing it into smaller pieces
>flush the whole thing
>barely any mess now
>been doing that way ever since
>if the shit is just too stiff to mash, I just put in a bag and throw it away in the garbage
I can't be the only one that does this
Take some pictures next time. Or even better, video.
>>36058896
l think you might be. Also you shouldn't be flushing those gloves, toilets aren't made for that shit.
Story time:
>Friends dad is a plumber
>He goes to fix a blocked toilet at some old ladies house (shes like 70 or 80 or something)
>Finds blockage
>Its blocked by mostly tampons and sanitary pads
>Shes the only person who has been living in that house for a long ass time
>Ancient tampons and sanitary pads just fucking rotting in the pipes for years
Never become a plumber guys
I used to not shit fridays so every Saturday id take a super shit and the toilet would clog every damn time
I'd only shit at work because their toilets flushed really fucking hard, it was like a blender for my giga turds. My toilet at home just can deal with this gigantic logs, it takes me several flushes to make them go away.
>>36058896
I do this but I have a metal rod I use to break it up. I only shit at home so I just keep the rod in the bathroom. Works good.