For one moment, you are God. You can change one thing about reality.

>>36057942
make it end for good

I make it one big party of eternal bliss for everyone.

No one would ever get bored of it, because by definition boredom is not blissful.

So, yeah. In my world, everyone is totally happy all the time and they don't want for anything.

>>36057942
To have never created Earth or humankind or anything.

I make it so I can post unoriginal things on r8k

Legalize weed dude

>reverse what women perceive as sexually attractive
>NEETs everywhere hooking up w/ 10/10 QTs
>Chads left out to dry
>Chads stop trying to keep up physical fitness
>every man is a NEET
>50% of women are 10/10 QTs
>NEETs now have to fight over women
>NEETs start becoming chads
>Women start going back to chads
>NEETs go back to being KHV

i'd probably just turn the entire world communist then kill myself

everyone can make a wish that can only affect themselves

>>36057975
boring

you deserve to suffer

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I make all the oxygen molten lava

>>36057942
give all people control over their own appearance, but you have to "unlock" each change (basically just being a good person in respect to that trait if applicable)
including
>facial attributes
>hair
>body shape/figure
>height
>voice
also stuff like
>age
>sex
>size (to a certain extent: no bigger than 2x and no smaller than 10x)
>multiple limbs
>animal parts (tails, ears, etc. semi-furries are allowed but not anywhere near being a full animal)
>wings (functioning ones being reserved for only the best people, like Mr. Rogers tier nice)
i've put way too much thought into this.

>>36058349
So basically only genuinely good people are attractive
This is actually a brilliant idea, pretty much lets you earn a gf by being a good person

>>36058349
just like videogames?

>>36058379
exactly, and unlocking things would require a sort of personal acceptance of the way things are before you can make them better, and so it would be different for each person with no way to cheat the system

only exception would be sex change, everyone would be guaranteed to unlock that at some point in their life, and if you refused to try it at least once it would happen automatically

Probably just get some sweet digits desu

>>36057942
Remove my existence.

women are now bigger than men

>>36057942
I become a girl

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destroy the universe, im a good guy but im not even trolling thats what i would do.

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>>36057942
Cause a plague that kills the worst 95% of people (as in corrupt, evil people) solves overpopulation and war

>>36057942
Remove human illness from the challenge of life. There's plenty of other stuff that makes life difficult and unpredictable, I'd get rid of sickness as a whole, let people focus on other things. Yeah, lots of people would lose their jobs, but other industries would thrive.

>>36058740
where do incompetent, useless losers who don't do anything wrong but also don't contribute to society in any meaningful way fall under that percentage?

>tfw can't enjoy underpopulated paradise earth

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>>36058740
>>36058796
Seems like we have a bit of a disagreement

>>36057942
The protestant reformation never happening

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I make it so that I stay God forever and do whatever the fuck I want.

>>36058824
If they're spiritually impure as in wish for others to change their entire lives and give up their freedom to accomodate them, they die. If they don't give a shit about anyone, then they're neutral and they stay. If they want everyone to be happy and free, then they stay. Whether or not they act on these desires is irrelevant

>>36057942
I would kill off every degenerate/freak I see. Don't want them aliens thinking we're freaks.

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>>36057942
The normies finally die.

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>>36057942
kill god originally

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ANIMU WAIFUS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND

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12 inch cock.

Every time.

>>36058558
that sounds like basic reincarnation

Elminate every thot

>>36057942
that im god forever, then i can change what i want about it whenever i want

simple shit m8

>>36058842
Haha, I guess we see the world very differently. Being a robot doesn't mean you have to be sadistic.

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What I do is change the ratio of girls to guys and put it at 7 to 1. Living in that world would be sweet for me. I would be able to get almost any girl I wanted

>>36057942
infinite tsukiyomi

>>36059225
be specific. 12 inches, girth of a soda can, over functional, boners on exact command, veiny, can produce large amount of cum, etc.

>>36059408
m8 i've already got a 7 incher with 5.4 thickness cunt.

I just want a 12 incher for the fun of it.

Length obviously.

>>36059408
yea all that

I'd send every male to heaven.

>>36059383
>Chad gets more girls
>We're all still alone
fug

>>36057942
I change reality to where I'm god forever

I'll give everyone a shapeshifting slave

>>36059383
>7 to 1

You know you are just adding more girls to chad's harem right?

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>>36059501
count me in too bro

>>36059534
can I be the shapeshifting slave though?

>>36059480
>>36059538
tsk tsk guys you gotta think realistically. We are totally fine. Theres so many girls chad wont be able to get them all. Over saturate the market and make pussy worth less. Trust me anons. raise it to 10 to 1

>>36059383
>>36059480
>>36059538
why not just make it some ridiculous number like 100-1

then every male alive gets a harem; even if chad's is in the thousands you'd probably get at least one or two

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Make it so Islam never existed

My best friend that left me over some silly stuff comes back. I've got loads of shit to deal with but if she came back then I think I could deal with it all, I put so much trust in her and it'd make me so happy to once again be her friend, just have fun together and try my best to make her happy too. It felt nice having someone I could trust that much and truly open myself to, had never had that before and I doubt I'll have it again.

>>36059579
thats too much puss dude. Like too much to handle plus think about it like then the government would probs make it so I have to give sperm to help populate or some shit

>>36057942
I'd give everybody an IQ of 300 and see how long civilization lasts until everybody kills each other from schemes and plots

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>make it so that I either stay god or give myself immortality and god powers

The first thing I'd do is change the laws of physics so that FTL (non-time travel) travel is possible as well as other sci-fi concepts.

The second thing I'd do is turn everyone Caucasian and bring the global average IQ to 100, what I mean is that even in Africa or India the average would be 100.

The third thing I'd do is turn myself into a cute immortal furry futa girl and head into a forest, kidnapping people and turning them into cute furry girls who will become part of my harem.

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>>36059349
My intent wasn't sadistic. All the good people would get to live in paradise

Give my human self a timely, comprehensive, substantiated, and proportionally compelling piece of information that elucidates all the secrets of biology. Preferably a 5 hour MP4 file on a flash drive along with a textbook.

>>36057942
I make tactile telepathy real

If I'd become God, then nothing because I'd be perfect, all good and all knowing and consequently desire that things were configured just as they already are.

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I make Izumi Shion real so he can use his 100 pt weapon. His death was just unjust.

>>36057942
make myself omnipotent for a few hours.

>>36057942
Give myself permanent control over Time itself, that way I can freeze time, rewind time, fast forward etc etc. Then all it really takes is for me to either go to the future and get super advanced technology to make myself closer to being a God or try to find a period of time where God is around and convince him to give me more boons in exchange for me doing something for him.

>>36058271
thats already possible desu, you only have to ask god nicely :)

>>36057942
make myself 2 years younger

>>36058349
i end up regretting all my rpg characters, ill end up regretting being born anyway

>>36058740
If you think 95% of people are bad then you are a pessimistic cunt and should be lumped into the group that dies.

>>36059194
Could you imagine if real women had to compete with anime? Suicide rates would be bonkers

>>36057942
Undo reality.
Oregano.

>>36057942
I change NAME REDACTED's sexuality

>>36057942
God changing reality is an proof of fallibility you dumb retards, which is a contradiction

an all-knowing being outside of spacetime has all the information from the beginning. he doesn't reform his beliefs, that's nonsensical

Eradicate all non-whites ofc.

>>36060695

As a woman I would be fine with my vintage anime husband Mello.

>>36057942
Eliminate humans from this beautiful earth.

Humans are a parasyte.

>>36057942
Get rid of all non-Whites

>>36057942
ex-gf loves me like when we first got together again

>>36057942
Nothing.

Also these >>36058851 >>36060777
Also check'd.

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>>36060695
If men are getting their anime waifus, then it's only right that I get my mango murderfu husbando

Kuroneko is real and loves me

>>36057942
Change human genetics so that we always crave peace and a healthy environment at all times.

>>36060625
This is the stupidest post in this whole thread

Congrats, you are two years younger faggot. Everybody is impressed with how you now look two years younger overnight.

What next? What's the next step of your master plan?

You could do anything but you choose some dumb shit you can do with a fresh haircut, makeup, and a new fit

>>36060777
>He thinks this thread is for theological debate
Just say what you would do if you could do anything then, retard. Don't shit up this thread with your pedantry.

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>>36057942
make all the men uglier than myself, thus making me the most attractive man in existence

Kill all non-whites. I am already a normie.

I would change myself

Kill all niggers, jews, muslims, and people that take too long in the grocery line

>>36057942
Redefine the baseline of human intelligence to be far, far higher

>have that one dream about a queen praying to you
>again
>get funny and answer back telepathically in a deep voice
>no more queen dreams
where did you go, queenie? I hope I didn't give her bum advice and kill her ;_;

>>36061715
You mean increase every human's intelligence proportionately or just increase what's considered normal?

sex is not real

>>36059579
In order to keep the population stable they'd enslave all men and use them as sperm dispensers.

>>36058558
So your wish is to push your fetish onto everyone else?

>>36057942
I change the reality where I am god forever?
>>36058860
>>36059347
>>36059501
>>36059539
Oreganoial
>>36059675
>>kidnapping
That's where you ruined it. I was on board until then

>>36057942
I'm God forever then. That is the change I make.

or I can teleport forever, whichever.

>>36057942
germany wins ww1

I make God my best friend i never had.

Make pi equal 3 because I can

>>36058088
this post made me crack up way more than it should've
underrated af post
also nice GET

>>36061119
holy shit I didn't even notice that post ahahahah like what is even the explanation for this shit
ffs, at least >>36061099 was something unrealistic enough to require God powers

>>36062708
Very good choice

>will myself to become god forever
>create perfect utopia of furfaggotry where i have a harem of qt cat/bunny bois

>>36057942
Make gunpowder not a thing that exists

>>36060653
you can change at literally any time, no reason to feel regret

>>36062471
maaaaaaybe

Bring my wife back to life.

That's all I want.

>>36057942
How the fuck should I know? When I'm God I'll know exactly what to change, but I can't possibly know that now.

make this world a fucking pokemon realm
Who doesn't want to be a pokemon trainer ?!

>>36057942
Stoping 9gag from ever existing,yeah i just abandomed 9gag

>>36057942
lobotomize myself

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>>36057975
then no one is happy desu

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>>36057942
eternal happiness and bliss for every living thing in the universe, no exceptions
universe fixed

>>36057942
I change reality by making myself permanently god.

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>>36057942
i would make the entire world lose the game.

>>36057942

>make "a moment" last forever
>literally eternal profit

>>36057942
I don't think I would change anything. I like that the laws of physics are consistent.

Outcasts get magic powers. The crazier you are, the more powerful you become.

For wormholes to be a thing and have one close by Earth

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Uh..... Make everyone not ugly


>>36063989
sad :(

>>36065554
Apparently he's going to do that, but he had to test souls first or something ;)

I want a fucking broadsword.
thats it.

>>36066706
Congrats you shifted the standard and now good looking is even harder to come by. Way to go tool!

Return that rib taken from adam

>>36065694
Yep. Objectively the best choice. Make magik real again.

>>36066813
I CAST MAXIMIZED MAGIC MISSLE

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>>36057942
If I became God I'd exist outside of time thus I'd be eternally God.
I think it's more logical for this scenario to assume God would grant me nigh-omnipotence instead.
I'd grant myself omniscience and think about what I can alter to improve life for everyone.
If I don't have enough time or am not allowed to do that I'd turn all males into eternal shotas and all females into thicc amazon girls.

>>36067259
>I'd turn all males into eternal shotas and all females into thicc amazon girls.

Doing God's work, bless you anon