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>move into college dorm last fall
>hire out an escort to pretend to be my gf for first month
>new roomies think I'm a normie
>pretend to break up with escort
>now get to be a shut in without any shame because roommates think i'm still getting over her
who /smart/ here
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>>hiring an escort for a month
Nigga its like 800 for the night for a decent one
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smart move anon
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>>36057864
It's a high entry point investment, but the dividends will pay off for his reputation.
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>>36057864
Don't think you need more than two hours for a convincing breakup.
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>>36057767
I'm impressed anon, good work. Also made me kek
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>fill up one of those orange pill bottles with tic tacs
>down a bunch every now and then, specially in front of people
>now everyone thinks im dr house
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This is now a robot /lifehack/ thread.
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>>36057767
How much does hiring an escort for a month cost? I seent Pretty Woman, hoes aren't cheap
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