>always thought im 6 ft >just measured myself and I'm

>went to get blood tested
>asked doctor to check my height as its been awhile
>tells me to my face im 6'1"
>measure myself a month later with boots on
>5'10"
What the FUCK

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>>36055897
That's my biggest fear

>>36055897
>>36055967
The fact that you wouldn't know otherwise unless you measured it means you shouldn't give a shit

Kys manlet laul (lmaoing at ur life)

>>36055897
You shrink as you get older. 5'7 here. Probably gonna be 5'5 when I get old.

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>>36055897
>always thought I was 5'9" or 10" due to comparing height to the measure tape on the doors of fast food places and banks
>actually 5'6.5"

>>36055897
I was the tallest kid on school
at the age of 10 i was 5'7

I'm still 5'7

Vast majority of guys are waaay shorter than they think. I'm 5'10 1/2, I legit thought I was at least 6 foot for a long time. Also girls will swear I have to be over 6 foot because I'm taller than their "6'1 " ex boyfriend.

>>36055897
You probably did it wrong. The only reliable way is with one of those big squares they use to measure people. If you don't use something that's square you'll likely fuck it up.

>getting license finally after years of fucking around
>lady asks for my height
>before I can answer she says "oh you look like you're probably 5'11
>tfw

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>>36055897
>always thought i was 5'9
>measure myself
>actually 7'4
>tfw

>>36055897
>though I was 5'9"
>Actually 5"8.9999999999"
Should I just end it?

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>stand normally and measure my height at 5 foot 9
>stand up straight and measure my height at 6 feet

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>always thought I was 6'3
>get measured
>actually 6'4

>>36055897
>Always thought l was average height (around 5'9" l guess?)
>Turns out l was 6'1"
>haha fuck

>>36055897
Fuck, I always thought I was 5'7 and with some luck I would be 5'8/9"
>tfw I went to get a chest x-ray
>Nurse is about to measure me
>I stand as straight as possible
>she tells me to take off my shoes
>she fucking says I'm 5'5"
Fuck this gay earth, I should have remained ignorant of my true height.

>>36057812
Stand up straight, you hunchback.

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>>36055897
>people always tell me I'm short
>measured myself at 5'8"

but that's average height of the world.

I thought I was only 6'0 for many years. Get measured at doctor's office because new doctor wanted the info. Actually closer to 6'1; measurement was metric, I am 185cm.

>>36058391
feels good to be a 5'7 alpha male
get fucked manlet
memes aside that most of hurt. when you're short every inch counts

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>>36055897
>tfw 180 barefoot
>tfw only 6ft in shoes

>tfw measured 172cm at 16 and 174cm at 19
>tfw very recently measured 171cm at 21

What am I supposed to tell everyone? I have really horrible posture, but I'm trying to break that bad habit. I'm a sea monkey anyway so at least I have an excuse for a manlet. I can't imagine being a white guy standing at less than 5'10.

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>>36055967
this is common practice among medical professionals. There's an average male heigh/dick size and then there are those who fall well below that. Like 60% of men are average or above average and then 40% are moderately to severely under average.

The actual average height for men in america is 6'2 and the actual average dick size is 7.5 inches

Men in the 40% were basically suiciding like flies because they literally couldn't get women and knew they were inferior so the government makes doctors and scientists pretend even someone who's really short at 5'11 and has ONLY a 6 inch penis (really small) is average so they don't immediately commit suicide

these are the facts, if you don't like them too bad

>be 5'9
>"oh thats almost 6' "
>realize 5'10 and 5'11 exist
fuck

5'5" and not a khv feels good man

>>36060207
>these are the facts
Oh shut up cite that shit dummy.

>be 5'8
>be the exact height of all your friends that are supposedly 5'9+
are they retarded or am i

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>>36056612
>>36055897
>tfw thought i was 5'11
>end up being 5'6

why
why
whyyyy WHY

>always thought my penis was 6"
>measure and it's actually 7"

Feels good man.

>>36060163

I thought I was 5'6 because my drivers license says 170cm. But then I realized I got it when I was 16

Years went by of me thinking I was <5'6 until this year when I'm 24

>>36055897
Mom always tells me I'm 6'3...Go to the doctor and get measured...He says 6'4. Feels good lol

>>36061374
If you see them at eye-level, it just means that they might have a taller forehead or smaller midface.

>>36061550
Does it feel that good to be a kissless virgin?

>>36055897
>be 6'4

guys who are about 5'11
>"You must be like what, 6'8-6'9?'

Me
>"Nah I'm 6'4"

Guys who are about 5"11
>"No way mate, I'm like 6'2, you're definitely taller than that"

Guy like you are literally the cause of your own problems. You tell the world that you're well above your actual height and then cry when the world has inflated height expectations

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>>36055897
>Always think im 6ft
> Measured myself and I'm 2 yards tall

>>36061348
I don't need to it's common noledge

>>36061348
Whatever you say manlet

oriohd

>>36055897
Am 5'7" LUL

>>36063210
>>36063228
>dicklet lanklet virgin samefagging

>>36055897
Yeah dude i thought i was 5'9 or 5'10, got measured turns out im 5'7 kek but im almost 5'8!

>Always thought I was 6'5"ft

>Actually 6'4"ft

Oh noo

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>>36055897
>tfw also 5'9

My brother is 6'2" (ish). He doesn't seem to care too much about accuracy.

When his (shorter) college friends are trying to pick up girls, he butts in and tries to organically bring up height. Then tells them he's 5'11". It drives the guys crazy because you can see the girls losing interest in the (allegedly) <5'10" guys.

He doesn't even try to pick up the girls after, he just likes being a prick.

>>36055897
>be 5'7" since the age of 14
>go to the doctor in the late afternoon
>you're 5'6.5"
>go back another day in the morning
>you're 5'7" again

Spinal compression really bugs me.

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>>36060207
>The actual average height for men in america is 6'2 and the actual average dick size is 7.5 inches

>>36065323


4Head SoBayed 4Head

>>36064905
The girls lose interest because they think those guys are friends with your spergy autistic virgin brother.

>thought I was 6'2
>actually 6'5.5
who else /freakishly tall/?