>3 AM >dad is sleeping >fap with headphones on cause

>>36054630
How would we know. We weren't there dumbo

>>36055814
Trust me, he was loud enough

Did you moan or what?

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>Fapping
>Feeling really good
>Turn and squeak and whimper as quietly as I can into the pillow because I can't help it
>Constantly afraid of other people hearing

>>36054630
Jesus anon, how loud were you beating it?

>tfw realized just how loud I used to fap
>used to share room with my bros because family was poor af
>wait until I think they're all asleep
>spit in hand
>go to town on dick
>can hear the slapping of skin
>rocking the fucking bunk bed like crazy
>spasm out at orgasm
>cum in sock
>drop it onto floor from top bunk
>believed I was discreet as fuck

>>36056229
>dropping cum onto the floor

so discreet

Why the fuck wouldn't you just cum into a tissue and flush it yo fucking idiot

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>>36054630
I can fap with people in the room. I have many times. Never caught.

Although being loud and moaning makes me cum harder, I dont need it

>>36054630
>was i really that loud?

How the fuck would we know?

I've got the opposite problem, the plasterboard walls are so thin that I can hear my parents having sex and their headboard is right up against my bedroom wall which is just feet from where I sit at my desk.

Thud creek thud creek *moan*... its disgusting.

>>36056280
I jizzed into a sock and dropped the sock onto the floor.

Jeez, why can't you connect lines of fucking green text?

I used to blow my load on the wall by my bed.
And in my socks
And on my belly
And on blankets
And on the couch
And under my desk
And in condoms
And pretty much anywhere

>>36056159
>squeak and whimper
I didn't know 3D guys actually did this. Cute.

>>36054630
At least your dad was a bro and told you to keep it down instead of shaming you

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>>36054630
you do realize the chair makes creaky noises as you fap, right?

>>36056942
Not him, but buttplay is pretty much the only way I whimper/moan. When you're getting pounded, a pressure builds up in your chest which makes you want to moan as loud as you can.

I've gone hoarse from doing that, once.

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>>36056942
W-Well yeah, I mean, sometimes...

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>inb4 the audio source was also on the speakers turned on full volume and you didnt notice because you have your comfy noise-blocking headphones

>>36054630
That's why if parents are sleeping you do it at the farthest point away in the house you can get to.

...I say while knowing comfortably that my farthest point is a bathroom in the upper front corner and my parents are in the lower back corner. I realize it's not that easy for everybody but still. DO. THE. WORK.

>>36057272
>fapping where people shit and piss
how do you do it

>>36057251
Thanks for the meme image.

how much do you weigh? you can feel the vibrations through the house if you go at it too hard.

embarrassing desu when people pick up on what it is

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i used to fap into a pillow in the middle of the living room when my mom and grandma and i would watch movies together.

nobody ever knew, not once has it been mentioned, to this day i can't believe i got away with that shit

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>>36057295
>implying the thought doesn't make you rock hard
>implying you don't use shit and piss for lube

>at my grandma's house age 14
>having sex with a pillow completely naked no sheet covering me
>grandma walks in
>thought door was locked filled with instant shame
>she giggles and closes the door
>never speak about it again cause gramma is nice but can't look her in the eyes anymore

Could be worse ladd

>>36056981
Fuck.
I did not ever realize this one.
Everything just kind of tunes out while I fap. It's after finishing that I usually realize how loud I fapped.

>>36057295
I don't know about you but it's this wacky thing I found out about called keeping your fucking bathroom clean.

But in all seriousness, it's the bathroom no one uses, I keep it clean and tidy and clean up after myself. If, on the off chance, something in there does smell bad, there's always pine sol or febreeze.

I never make a sound when I jerk off. Not even when I cum. I don't even breathe heavily.

>>36057330
implying you got away with it you aut

>>36057330
I used to do that too, I thought I was so slick. Until one day my mom finally said "I know what you're doing under there"

That'll really deflate the donger I tell you what

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>wearing headphones
>tune to some JAV
>unaware that audio splits and plays between my headphones and speakers
>continue session for at least 30 minutes
>finish up
>next day boot up old school runescape
>headphones are plugged in but aren't on my head
>permanently anxious when listening to falador's theme anymore
Fuck realtek

>>36057418
>I'm circumcised
Could have typed that in fewer words lad

>>36057522
I don't think circumcision is the problem. There's just something wrong with me.Besides circumcision.

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>>36057462
i sure did m9, im the goddamn champion

they would've absolutely called me out if they knew, or at the very least gave me a little spiel about it "without mentioning any names" yknow

>>36057251

This actually happened to me before

Thankfully I was only listening to music

>have big family and never had any privacy
>also very paranoid
>learn to fap silently, completely still, flat on my back
>now it's the only way i can cum
>i'm 26
help

>>36057330
pretty sure they knew and just felt too awkward to say anything about it. Nobody misses something like that

>>36054630

KEKKED right off my chair

> better Dad than Mom though eh?

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>borrowing mom's car one day to run a quick errand
>connect my phone with blue tooth to listen to music
>forget to turn it off
>fast forward to the next morning
>mom gets up for work and I'm about to go to sleep
>having my ritual fap in bed with phone
>long story short, blue tooth automatically connects and mom gets an earful of "Amateur Twink Breeded" or some similar shit and learns I'm a fag

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>>36056229

Your bros knew, but they did it too. Y'all should have made a competition of it like my college roommate and I did.

>>36056356

Please let us introduce you to the concept of earbuds.

>>36056908
i used the wall too. i had an open computer desk and used to pressure wash the wall with cum on a daily basis. never bothered to clean and never really thought about it until i got older and moved out. my dad turned my old room into a study and took everything out/ repainted it. he never said anything thank fuck but i know he saw that shameful cum wall

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>get put on SSRIs at one point
>decide during summer break to stop taking them so I could enjoy fapping
>start taking the same dosage when school starts again
>have a mini mental breakdown
>mom asks why I quit taking them
>she's serious as fuck so I couldn't just dismiss the question
>"I-I couldn't keep an erection"

>>36057861

Dads did the same thing when they were your age--do you think they only orgasmed the times they produced you and your siblings?

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>middle of the night
>jerking the noodle with 3 browser windows full of tabs
>mummy knocks
>swooping windows every were trying to get my doodle in the pants
>she speaks through the closed door even though she always walks in after knocking
>next day she removes 0 gbp's from the chalkboard

did i blow it friendos?

>>36057355
she originally wanted the d

>>36057342
I have unironically done this with shit

>>36057885
I was on SSRI's as well.

I could keep an erection, but i couldnt cum, i would literally be jerking for hours until my arm gave out.

>>36057861
Oh god I used to cum into the wall like nothing too. It was full of yellowed running old cum stains. My parents painted the room anyways but you kinda still can notice the texture left by the old cum stains under the paint

>cum on carpet next to computer chair for a year or two for some reason
>it now has a yellow tinge

whoops

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>>36059791
>cum under my desk, thinking it either lands on the carpet, chair, or my hand
>one day see the front of my computer case in good light

>>36056942
Only when they play with their asshole

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>>36056908
>>36057861
>>36059724
>>36059791
>>36059973
You know this makes your room smell gross right?
Like any girl could smell it if they entered your dwelling

>fap in the middle of night
>at dinner the next day
>sister brings up that she heard a noise last night which she described as a rapid thumping sound and slammed her fist in a fast fapping motion on the table
>asks mom if she heard anything, with a cheeky tone
>mom says no and acts confused as if she has no idea what she was talking about
>we all knew

fucking cunt whore bitch, I still remember.