I WANT TO HAVE SEX I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING I'M GOING

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>>36054184
have you tried loving lain?

frogposters------------>out

>I DON'T WANT A NASTY PROSTITUTE

implying all women aren't nasty prostitutes

>tfw no
moist
warm
wet
tight
sticky
pussy to stick my dick in
ever

>>36054225
c-can I finally get an explanation on what all the lain posting is about? Ive never asked anyone because I feel embarased about being out of the loop

>>36054184
>I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING
Try fucking your bed, makeshift fleshlight, real flkeshlight, etc

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>>36054184
Sorry man, there's gotta be bad so there can good.
Unfortunately, we have to be that ugly bad part of society so Chad can look beautiful on Stacy's eyes.

There's nothing we can do about it... The only way out of this hell is hitting the Powerball to become filthy rich, so we would be potential mates on Stacies' eyes.

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>>36054288
it's about loving Lain, silly. Lain is the one true God of the Wire

>>36054386
intesting, where would one go to learn the glory of lain then?

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>>36054336

I guess I don't have a choice, but I want a real female human bean. I want it to feel real and passionate, but never ever.

>>36054350

There are more men on the planet than women, which means there are millions of us that have to die a virgin and never be in a relationship. I guess it's just the way it is, but male instincts urges me to find someone to fuck and it's just not going to happen. It's infuriating. I guess I have no choice but to buy a sex toy to fuck.

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>>36054419
1. You stare into her eyes
2. You love Lain
3. You buy the Serial Experiments Lain game on PS1

>>36054184
This is you should be a chad but an robot on the inside.

>>36054184
You are guaranteed to still want to kill yourself after getting laid. Sex will not fix the emptiness, self loathing, or whatever it is that causes you to be a failure of a human being.

>>36054479
>There are more men on the planet than women, which means there are millions of us that have to die a virgin and never be in a relationship
that's probably only due to China's one child policy. in other words it doesn't apply outside of China

>>36054574
I love lain, got it
How about the anime?

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>>36054479
Only Jerks off twice a day. For your information I have ascended into godhood decimating my shaft 12 times per nanosecond. Get your filthy out of my sanctuary mortal. I am not on your plane or part of your reality.

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>>36054746
anime is god tier but the game's cut scenes are beyond ascended

>>36054711
You are fucking stupid. Getting laid unequivocally boosts your self-confidence because hey, you fucking found someone that likes you enough to let you put your ponos to vagoo

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I understand that it is difficult, but you must free yourself from these feelings.

You do not need sex.

You have managed to stay pure for so long. Why would you want to tarnish that?

You are better this way. You are faster, smarter, more powerful this way.

We live in a world where the inferior mock the superior. You must not listen to them. They speak only lies. They want to drag you down with them.

You have already made it this far in your journey, but there is still so much to accomplish.

You are so much stronger than you think you are.

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>>36054810
Have you ever gotten laid? it doesn't do much at all really if you aren't in some sort of established loving relationship. If there's no meaning going into it you'll get nothing but a nut out of it. Sorry anon but it's true.

>>36054880
>Have you ever gotten laid
where do you think you are?

fucking an escort is of course not particularly impressive because you're basically cheating your way to pussy. Getting laid implies getting sex without paying for it, therefore your looks and personality actually play a part

clearly you're a semi-normie at best, so fuck off

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>>36054922
>a robot lecturing a so called semi-normie that he knows what it takes to get laid and what you get out of it
Yeah okay buddy, no wonder you're on this board wasting your life away. Even so, sex does nothing in the end, your toxic outlook on life will still linger after the rush goes away

>>36054994
I'm sorry you had a shit experience, but you contradict everything I've been told before. I'm gonna trust my own logic and other people's experience over your shit sex

>>36054184
Save a little more and get a cleaner prostitute

>>36054184
There are worse things than dying a virgin.

life isn't fair, fuckass

nothing is fair

but you can play to your strengths

however you don't seem to be mature enough to do so

How old are you, OP?

(fuck this original rule)

>>36055062
oh yeah chad? like what, dude?

like when the valet brings you back the wrong bmw, brah?

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>>36055016
Oh no I'm fine, I'm just a nihilistic nerd that is browsing here to see for myself that robots are actually a thing and not just a made up meme. I've had good and bad sex before, but at the end of the day sex is just two bodies slapping together to express lust, love, or trust. If you're gonna let a 30 minute sweatfest control your life that's up to you and only you, but just know it will not solve the problems you're actually facing in life, just the made up ones.

>>36055120
Ah I see, you're just here to laugh at the funny virgins

Sad!

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>tfw im asexual and dont need to fret over sex and women
>life is simpler
>feels purdy gud

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>>36054810
>>36054922
Sex is not special, it's a regular part of life for the majority of people on this planet and is not a self actualizing experience which will cure suicidal tier self hatred. It's just romanticized by failed normies who think that getting any pussy will validate their existence, it will not.

>>36055117
I know you're joshing but seriously, I'm like in my mid-30s now, still a virgin. Dying unsexed is the least of my problems.

>>36054241
virgins dumbass

>>36055115
>fuck having originality

fucking end yourself you pathetic waste of life