>say something stupid/pathetic >immediately regret it >bringing

>"haha you must be fun at parties"
>"yeah i don't go to parties, i stay at home"
>immediately realize its supposed to be a joke
>kill me pls
>KILL ME PLS

>>36053557
noboeys perfect anon

>"hey what's up, your exams going okay?"
>"yeah, i'm doing fine, what about you? are you .. uh .. okay?"
>seriously, did i just ask him if he's okay?
>the silence between you and okay made it seem like i hate him
>fuck

Seriously, how do normies deal with this?

Alcohol?

>>36053932
They literally don't have to

>Make a silly mistake without bad intentions
>Friend thinks otherwise and gets mad
>Tell her that I appreciate her friendship a lot and wouldn't ever want to hurt her along other corny things
>Things get awkward
>Try to explain it in some other way
>Make it even more awkward
>Haven't been in good terms with her for a year

How do you even tell someone you care about them a lot without it becoming awkward and emotional, and possibly giving off the wrong signs

>am legit mathematician / big data guy
>Appear to have normal life
>Cursed with good looks and quick wit
>Normie invitations flow in, especially from neighbors.
>Start getting called out in public for not socializing
>Invited to a BBQ with neighbors
>Wife makes me go
>Bring $75 bottle of Scotch and Jaegermeister
>Someone asks me "so what do you do?"
The moment arrives
>I-I-I'm a data scientist
>All conversation stops and all attention is on me
>Pour myself about 11 fingers of Scotch
Next morning wife tells me sarcastically, "Do you remember talking drunken and passionately for 3 hours to everyone about your 'God Algorithm'?"
Yeah, that's me.

File: 1491156590220.png (440KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 633x758px

>talking to anyone besides mother

You guys need to learn how to make a mistake into a joke

>walking across the classroom
>floor is wet because it was raining
>slip and almost fall on my ass
>make a huge display of flailing my arms like a retard around to balance myself
>look around and act like oh shit did anyone see that
>a bunch of girls are looking at me
>"I'm okay."
>they giggle
>continue walking

>>36054234
Is that bait? you are married. fuck off normalcuck.