That's it guys.
I'm going to pay for a hooker.
I'm sorry but I came to the conclusion today that
I'm probably never going to get a girlfriend.
I did have many chances and a few dates and it's simple bullshit.
Girls barely make any effort to help you.
And average to ugly (such as myself) always come out as creepy or "let's give him a chance".
May not make a lot of sense but at 26yo I can't pass as a mildly confident guy who has sex insecurities because virgin, the lack of experience just drive girls away at some point and they can smell it in you.
I don't even know why I bother.
No matter what girl I get, the efforts I have to pull out are way too big for the results or what I expect.
But if I pay a hooker I can get literally whatever I want out of her, with the only effort that matters: work and money.
>>36053015
welcome to the club brother
you're dead right women expect you to do anything and never consider the possibility that you might not want to be some clown with nice shoes for some random bitch who can't put her 'smartphone' away for 10 minutes, then they get uppity because they have to ignore their own passivity in their calculations which results inevitably in 'lol he's a creep'
acquire experience, fuck hookers
>>36053015
No don't!
Just learn guitar.
Girls fucking squirt hard when you play songs for them
>>36053262
>learn a musical instrument with which only the faggiest songs are playable by yourself
>learn beatles-tier songs I cannot stand to hear
>practice for years just to impress some chicks
>girl we're like all the same which is why you should come back to my place to see me play guitar
amazing plan
>>36053688
>only the faggiest songs are playable by yourself
If you're shit
Yeah, I'm 26 too. I just don't bother. Face it, we're not boys who can be in fluffy, inconsequential relationships with girls who we can experience all our firsts with. We're grown ass men who are late to the party. People expect things from us that we can't deliver the way we are.
Don't even sweat this shit. Do whatever you feel you need to do.
No. You will get covered BJ and sex. Also many escorts are super beat looking.
Young and beautiful escorts are extremely rare.
You're better off saving the cash and beating off by far, but go a couple times.
>>36053015
It's a slippery slope I'm trying to get out of, Anon, so my advice is don't do it, just jerk it off,
I've seen several hookers. It's actually pretty good desu. Just show up, pay, and fuck. Right to the point, then you're out the door and on your merry way. It's good to get all that built up horniness out of your system. Just try not to get too addicted to it OP.
Go for it. Honestly no reason not to if you dont see yourself having sex in the near future. Be careful, use common sense and return from your experience no longer a virgin. I reckon it'll feel like a burden has been lifted from your shoulders when you're done