>"Hey buddy, you got a dollar? I'm willing to, uh...work

>>36052659

Oh. That's okay, miss. Here's five bucks. Have a good day!

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>>36052659
I'd give her a dollar out of pity and keep walking.
She looks like she smells bad and probably has alot of diseases.

>>36052659
Do you want to come home with me? I won't do anything weird, I promise, I just don't like seeing you out here all alone like this.

Can you wash my car while I eagerly wait on the porch?

>>36052659
If I had a condom, maybe. But I'd give her 5 bucks because I'd probably feel sorry for someone that desperate.

>>36052745
It's called a condom douchebag

I bet her pussy smells so ripe and musky

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I'll give you a dollar, but only if you eat all the eggs, m'lady.

>>36052763
You have left eat all the eggs

>>36052659
It's a scam and this is a white knight ritual. Give her a dollar and walk away

>>36052659
Yeah, here's a dollar. Don't worry about working for it but I'm going to need you to eat these eggs.

>>36052745
this damn baby keeps crying until you put a shekel in it's bottle of milk

4chan denizens' attempts at imitating real human dialogue always does a number on me

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>>36052885
>born to jew

>sure thing, you here every day?

come in, like you wouldn't take her home, wash her, fuck her and throw her out for a cunnabun

>>36052659
Gross
How bout a zee jay

>>36052659
>uhh. Um... h-here you go m'am. Y-you too... also...

>>36052734
Fuckng beta cuck faggot

Kys

>>36052659
come have some eggs and take a shower

>>36052659
I'd make her strip off those shorts and get on her hands and knees and play with her asshole. I'd make her hold her cheeks open while I finger it with my left and jack off with my right then cum right down her crack

>>36053009
You're fucking disgusting, freak

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>>36052659
Makes my cock hard like steel.

>>36052817
Nice throwback

>>36052659
So I can get a hand job from a homeless roastie from probably Washington or Oregon for one dollar?

>broad shoulders
>thin legs

No thx

"Hmm, tell me a funny joke and i'll give you a dollar."

I would let her go through a few jokes, compliment her on her sense of humor, ask for her name, whereabouts, we'd talk about everything and nothing.

Finally she would stare deeply into my eyes, my heart racing, and she would say: "Anon, this is weird, but you're the first guy in a while to really listen to me..."

>>36052659
sweetie you don't hace to do anything , if you needa ride I gotchu.n0 strings attached.

>>36053168
Thats really weird thing to post in porn stuf.

>>36052659
I don't give money to the homeless, and I certainly don't want them giving me herpes.

>>36053248
if you don't give them money, they won't give you blowjobs. and don't be silly, use condoms for bums. pun intended.

>>36053168
wow you sound like an insufferable fucking faggot

>>36052950

What? I have five bucks in my pocket and don't have any use for it and also she looks dirty.

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>>36052659
You're going to suck my pud for a dollar?
Ew lady, have some self-respect.
Here's your dollar, pleb.
Don't forget to OD later.

>>36052659
>not offering her to stay at your home and killing her in her sleep
It's like you don't even try to hide your normalfaggotry anymore.

>>36053615
>What?

KEK
U
C
K

>>36052659
I don't give money to homeless people and I definitely don't want further interaction with you

>>36053769
Even though I would prefer if she died, I would rather she didn't enter my home.
Finding the place she sleeps and coming back at night time would be much better, or even better, paying other homeless people to kill her and then paying other homeless people to kill those homeless people

I want to flood the homeless society with money and see the blood pour down, the last one standing will have enough to not be a homeless waste of life anymore

>>36053854
>ywn be able to pay a bunch of homeless to fight for you
Fuck you government, they consent tho, I want homeless gladiators.

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>>36052659
>tfw that video in which that homeless girl with fucked up and skin suck and swallow a dude for 1$
>tfw that girl has probably died years ago

All poor people should be executed I swear.

>>36053929
Would you mind sharing that video?

>>36053039

Sorry gypsy bitch, but no money for you

>>36053968
>All poor people should be executed I swear.
No, they already are a huge drain on the government's dime. The cost to execute them all would be far more than those fucks are worth.

What should happen is we should starve poor societies to non existence - treat the poor areas of cities as containment zones where food deliveries in are not allowed.

Walmart won't be stocked with fresh groceries, McDonald's won't get their shipment of patties and fries, restaurants won't be allowed to serve meals. Stop all charity for feeding the poor.

It's more humane this way, they won't have to be executed - they'll simply die out over a few months.

>>36052659
I literally just had some tweeker ask to buy a single cigarette off me for a dollar.

Ofcourse I obliged, that was a dollar I didn't have to begin with, so thanks, random junkie dude.

>>36053039
I would literally let Kylie shit on me if it meant I could fuck her beforehand

>>36052659
Can't turn down a handjob.

>>36052659
I'll give you five bux if you can do a cartwheel.

>>36052659
Great, carry my pack

>>36054341
I would literally let Kylie make me a billionaire if it meant I could fuck her beforehand.

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>>36052659
i see this future in someone we all know

>>36053009
I'd probably just get a $5 handjob.

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>>36053009
that's a pretty good idea 2bh

>Y-yeah I have a dollar, an-nything you say? Can y-you clean my room for me? A-and mabye sweep my driveway as well

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>>36055106
>sweep my driveway

one time some old indian lady asked me for some change, I almost asked her if we could go to the park and for her to strip for me while I took pictures for like five bucks or something

>>36052659
here's a dollar, go mow my lawn

yeah go vacuum my backyard

>>36054615
Oh shit.
Nah, her dad is a lawyer. This kind of thing only happens to people whose parents are dirt poor themselves.
probably. I don't know desu. say it ain't so anons ;_;

>>36056046
>Nah, her dad is a lawyer.
How the fuck did she turn out the way she did?

Smile first.

bad teeth? No matter how depraved I might be, bad teeth is a deal breaker.

>>36056046
>This kind of thing only happens to people whose parents are dirt poor themselves.

Oh no it doesn't.

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>>36052659
50$ bucks

original reply

>>36056077
Discovered 4chan a little too early in life. Probably.

>>36053929
>>36054120
It was on a /gif/ ylyl a few weeks ago

I would have been happy to give you a dollar, but now that I know you're just a whore, I'll keep it instead.

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>>36052659
oh yea sure here you go .

>>36052659
>consider giving money for favor
>have image spots of being blackmailed for "raping" her
>literally run away from her while saying nothing
The perfect plan.

ive seen a video of girls so desperate for coke that the drug dealer jerks off on to a cd, puts coke in his cum, and makes the girls snort his coke cum to get high. lol

>>36052659
I'll let you come back to my place where you can take a shower and I'll make food eggs for you only if you spend the night cuddling with me while watching tv

>>36056622
>>36053929
>>36054120
Because I'm feeling nice
>>>/gif/9472872