The reason you're single and why no woman approaches you

Jim Morrisson could have shaved his hair completely off and he would still have got laid, you pleb

A beard does nothing if you don't have angular features, etc

You can't polish a turd faggot

I feel sorry for ugly fucks but thats life

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>>36052637
i would posit that it is too self-critical to compare one's romantic or other success to Jim; i'll be happy if i can secure even an iota of his spirit within myself before i die

regards, morrisonfag

im gonna try to get some sick burns/chops like Ray

>>36052637
no physical attribute matters when every single interaction you have broadcasts low status

think about this in the context of the supreme gentlemen - everything he does drips with low status feelings about himself

>>36052596
man if you want me to be humid and miserable so you can enjoy your fucking ddlg fetish, you can got-dang-well forget it. you take your beard and you go take a hike.

I wish I could, OP. I wish I could...