A wizard offers to make you taller, but for every inch you grow

>>36052007
What if I'm already tall and a fag? Can he just give me 20$ instead? Or maybe make me a bit more beautiful?

>>36052007
I'm tall enough already.

What a shitty wizard btw. The taller you are the harder it is for you to be a twink to begin with.
Are you retarded? You can't be a 2 meters tall twink.

>>36052007
im already like 6 foot tall thoo

What happens if im already gay

>>36052007
Can I get 1 inch shorter and 15% gayer and girlier? Then I'm going from 6'2" to 5'4"... 150% gay, 150% girly.

I'd add about 10 more feet.
I'm already as faggy as one can be so I might as well become a titan.

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i wish to be a manlet. i wanna be a 5'2 cute trap

>inb4 degenerate

>>36052509
>I'd add about 10 more feet.
>I'm already as faggy as one can be so I might as well become a titan.
Then you could never have sex, you would just be this massive horny giant

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currently 6'1, I want to be 5' or 5'1 and girly as fuck
I would gladly donate my height to a manlet in need in exchange for a feminine physique

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>>36053738
>currently 6'1, I want to be 5' or 5'1 and girly as fuck
>I would gladly donate my height to a manlet in need in exchange for a feminine physique
I didn't say that was allowed
Everyone is missing the purpose of this thread

If you choose to become shorter it makes you straighter ok
Are you willing to give up your gay for ideal fembot height

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I'm 5'2:v

>>36054309
in that case I'd add another 3 or 4 inches to become 6'4-6'5 and attain full chadmode gayhomo aesthetic and pound qt boys
if I do this would my dick grow with my height or would it remain small? I don't want to be 6'5 with a 4 inch dick

I'm 5'6''
I would take 9 inches to be 6'3''...
so I'm 135% more gay which either means I circle back to being straight or I'm so ultra gay I'm OP.

>>36053738
..where are you from, tall friend?

>>36054428
Florida
original postario

>>36052007
1 more inch so I can become bi?
Thanks Mr. Wizard, hope you find happiness too.

>>36052007
>already bi

Fuck it, I'm gonna me 6ft and 80% gay

I'm already tall but a whole foot so I become 180% more homosexual

This is soon going to degenerate into giant traps fucking buildings

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I'm offering 35% of my heterosexuality if return for an inch of length and girth to my penis.

>>36052007
Gain 4 inches to become 6'4" and 60% more homosexual. Would finally be big enough that being ugly would probably look okay and I could pound qt boys.

>>36054368
>if I do this would my dick grow with my height or would it remain small? I don't want to be 6'5 with a 4 inch dick

For every inch you grow you lose. 5 inch of penis
For every inch you give you get 0.5 inch of penis

You can either be a fuckhuge gay Chad with a micro dick or a manlet with a huge cock

>>36054532
Awesome. I'm 6'1" so I'll give two inches of height for an inch of penis (as long as girth is included).

>>36052007
Can I claim to be 500% heterosexual? Cause I am 0% homo. It's not like this shit can be measured. Also I don't need to grow.

>>36054453
That is a very sad thing, I want that extra height but florida is so far far away. I hope a genie comes to take it some day.

I'd ask if the wizard can make me white, 5'2 and cute.

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>>36054532
in that case I'll lower myself to 5'2, gain a megacock and work on becoming a huge dicked qtboi
Having a tiny dick is suffering, I would rather be short and hung

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>>36054576
Sorry anon, since I am OP and I get to arbitrarily make these decisions I am making you 100% gay now. You'll have a bf who makes love to your boy hole by the end of the week.

UNLESS - you choose to be 4'0" tall. Then you can be 80% heterosexual, but that's all I'm offering. You'll always have some latent cocklust in you from now on.

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>not becoming a literal giant faggot

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A wizard offers to make you into a dwarf. You become four foot tall but three foot wide, with amazing beard genetics and the strength of a silverback gorilla. You also gain an affinity for digging holes. Do you accept?

>>36054701
FUCK YOU WIZZY
YOU GIVE ME THAT HIGH ELF SHIT OR YOU GO BACK UP TO YOUR TOWER
I WANNA BE A BAELNORN

>>36054532
I change my mind then. I lose 7 inches in height and acquire a 5'5" smol boy with a huge 10 inch penis. I'd bully betas with my huge cock and steal their mana.

>>36054749
A wizard offers to make you into an elf. You become a dwarf but gay and shit. You also gain an affinity for having your holes filled. Are you retarded Y/N?

>>36054757
What if you become a straight manlet?

Is your fag level high enough to take the hit?

>>36054701
I'd absolutely accept.

Do I also get a typical dwarven 300 year life expectancy?

>>36054782
no but you'd look like you're 300 years old and hacked out of granite

>>36054780
>Is your fag level high enough to take the hit?
It is

>>36054689
How do we know that's just not a manlet who decided to lose a few inches instead of grow?

can I go down in height and increase in gayness?

I feel like that would make things easier

>>36054778
Do you have anything in an aasimar?

>>36054797
That's not much fun. Wizards are meant to be nice. It's not a fucking djinni granting these wishes.

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>>36054689
>tfw no giant qt bf

>>36054896
I mean it's not bad, you'd look intimidating as fuck
also
>wizards
>a sense of right and wrong

>>36052007
i'd grow a foot

>>36052007

could I be shorter and be less gay?

>>36054845
Or, like, depending on the leveling, and if he knows what it is, I'd be a Quantum Mechanic.

I dunno, man, I want to be an archlich, but I don't want to be evil. Can wizzy help me out?

>>36052007
>increase by 6 inches
>become over 90% more gay
>still not 6 foot tall
What's the fucking point?

>>36054939
>could I be shorter and be less gay?
No

You become more gay if you become shorter or taller

>>36054950
just because he's a wizard doesn't mean he's a NERD

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>>36054453
>Florida
S-s-south Florida?

>>36054921
So I would look like an ancient, grizzled dwarven veteran for the rest of my natural human lifespan?

>>36055021
yeah
might become white-haired and a bit more grizzled as you age

>>36054970
Wizards spend all day reading. Only nerds read.

>>36055035
Then I'll still accept. I'll learn a little old fashioned blacksmithing and build a house innamountains.
Practice everyday with my axe that I personally folded over 10,000 times.

>>36054968

how do I become less gay?

>>36052007
If I shrink 7 inches will it underflow and make me infinitely gay?

Because if yes then I'm interested.

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>>36055095
>how do I become less gay?
You can't
You just become gayer and gayer no matter what you do

One day you will wake up and you'll be a faggy femboi

It happened to me and it'll happen to you too

>>36052007
15% of zero is still zero. If it isn't zero % homosexual, you're already gay.

>>36055094
>not just entering into random bar fights and scaring the shit out of people as they smash their bottle over your head without you as much as blinking and then physically throwing them out of the premises

>>36054532
6'3, remove 2-3 inches of height easy

How can homosexuality even be graded? It's either you are or you aren't.

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>>36055098
seriously, if I was small and cute and a gay bottom, life would be easy as hell

>>36055128

you wanna date?

>>36055156
It's a spectrum, anon. Like autism.

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>>36055128
>tfw never became a faggy femboi
>only becoming an older man

>>36054985
Not him but I hate South Florida since everyone who lives here is a horrible human.

>>36053543
I'm not getting any ass anyway so might as well be a giant.
Also
>be 15 feet tall
>force tiny people to get you off then make them eat all the cum

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>>36054985
>S-s-south Florida?
Stay the fuck away from my grandparents you stuttering freak

>>36055316
I stutter irl.
Don't be mean to stutterers.

>>36055392
>I stutter irl.
>Don't be mean to stutterers.
Why don't you just talk normally?

>>36054689
>Going straight to the belly instead of playing with the cock first

what a waste...

>>36055403
Why do you think? I would if I could.

>>36055285
but I am from South Florida as well, I am not a horrible human.

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Can I take the offer but refuse to grow taller? I'm 6'3 and I think I'm at an ideal height, I just want to be a faggot. I can't be gay no matter how hard I try unfortunately

>>36055552
>Can I take the offer but refuse to grow taller? I'm 6'3 and I think I'm at an ideal height, I just want to be a faggot. I can't be gay no matter how hard I try unfortunately
You are not trying hard enough

Have you tried ERP therapy?

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>not adding 10,000 inches and 150000% fagginess to yourself and becoming the King of China

>>36055572
ERP can be erotic but it doesn't change the fact that it's a man behind that keyboard and men are ugly as fuck

>>36055639
Is the king of china gay or something

>>36055665
You need to talk to an ERP professional, it can change your life

Choosing to become gay was the best thing that ever happened to me

>>36055455
>Why do you think? I would if I could.
I don't know, why don't you? You aren't trying hard enough