>forget that suicide is a taboo topic for normies
>make a joke about killing myself in front of coworkers
>they're going to report me to the supervisor
How fucked am I robots
>>36048744
Does anyone know anything interesting about that blue whale shit?
Is it just memes and shit going viral?
What's wrong with that doggo?
>>36048744
that's beyong normie, suicide is now a normie topic, you're just talking to fucking losers
>>36048744
Normalfags joke about depression and suicide all the time, it's pretty much the hot new meme. It only gets weird when a non-normo does it
>>36048744
How'd they figure reporting you to a supervisor would make your life easier and less inclined to an hero?
>>36048744
At least you'll get the mental health treatment you need
But joking about killing yourself is the most normie thing to do now.
>Hahaha I am so le depressed drink bleach lololol exam tomorrow so I'll McFuckingkillmyself xDDD dude nihilism lmao
>>36048792
He ate a bee
>>36048792
bees nigga.
>>36048814
This.
Suicide and sadness is a central comedic theme in my university.
If someone decides to meme you in or seriously report you, you could face a 72 hour lockdown, mandatory psychological evaluation, pills that you would have to disclose to certain employers, potentially getting barred from jobs like civilian airliner pilot etc.,
>>36048913
>>36048954
Holy fuck, bee stung animals look hilarious.
>>36048766
The blue whale challenge thing?
Is this you, ScareTheater?
Anyway, no idea, but I read somewhere that a girl in Russia posted something weird on twitter then commited suicide. Might be connected. I believe she also changed her profile pic to a blue whale?
>>36048984
>guy wants to kill himself, so let's ruin his fucking life
Normie logic is amazing.
>>36048766
Guy who watches Russian news here
It's basically a game where the admin gives out different tasks for you to complete. It starts pretty easy (go there,buy this,do this) but It eventually evolves into slicing your wrists or killing yourself. The ones that are playing it have a hard time leaving this game because the admin constantly threatens the players that they will kill their family or share every evidence of him playing this game to his friends.
Military here, we have to do yearly training on suicide awareness and it's always dumb gayass videos about normies with their normie problems.
I always get really furious and sad during the training because I think of /r9k/ and all my buddies who went to gensokyo. Now everyone thinks one of my family members suicided.
Anyway OP don't talk around normies you never know what they're going to do.
>>36048984
>>36049062
If that happens demand a lawyer. I recommend keeping a business card or two on you so you have someone to call just in case. Nothing like a lawyer to get you free from being held against your will.