>tfw someone at work asked me if I have a gf (I said

File: download.jpg (10KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 205x246px

>>36046761
So? Lot's of Chads don't have girlfriends

For all he knows, you're plowing puss every weekend, you just happen to not have a girlfriend right this second.

>>36046761
same here, and they made fun of me, saying that the new cute girl who works in the office will never date me, it's impossible

File: 1490936567618.jpg (72KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 960x960px

>>36046761
>tfw you have a job and income
I jelly

>>36046761
I always say, 'no, I'm celibate. Saving myself for Jesus.'

People tend to cringe at the autism, and then I don't have to talk with them in the future.

>>36047915
me jelly also

>>36046818
But as soon as you say no, they sense that you actually NEVER HAD A GF