>buy a microphone so I can talk on online games and hopefully

>>36044072
that thing is hot

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>Finally get the courage to start talking
>"You sound like a faggot!"

Why am I still trying?

>>36044072
>>36044126
post vocaroo now

>>36044157
If I'm too scared to talk to people in games then why would I post my voice on 4chan?

>>36044231
Because nobody will answer back.
Plus nobody even knows who you are, and who would even care? if you want, I can post mine if it makes you feel comfy nshiet.

>>36044253
If nobody cares then why do you?

>>36044341
Because I'm so bored to fucking death I have nothing else to do that listen to the voice of some shy guy who has just bought a microphones and never decided to use it.
Plus, it might give you some practice, you see...

>>36044072
fucking pussy, what is there to lose if someone tells you to go fuck your self?

>>36044373
What should I say then?

>>36044435
Welp...Lemme see...
Maybe try to read something out loud. You probably have a book laying around your place, so just open it and read a small portion.

Robots, post your voice saying "I just like to use my favorites" on vocaroo. post what games you play

>think sentence in my head
>say it out loud
>already thinking a whole paragraph ahead
>skip words thinking people I'm talking to hear what I'm thinking in my head
>mumble a bit


I'm autistic

>>36044561
>think sentence in my head
>say it very quickly to get it out of the way as soon as possible
>they don't understand and I need to repeat slowly

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>>36044517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H8vgvDZMjZ
Did I do well?
Also:
>Gmod
>World of tanks
>Hearts of Iron
>CoD: WaW
>Robocraft

I feel ashamed...

>>36044602
you sound very autistic desu

I'd honestly flame you the second your mic icon went hot
but that's just the nature of the internet
I've made people cry on tf2 before

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>Try to talk in online game
>Accent so disgusting people unirionically think I'm not speaking English

>>36044612
It's because english is not my native language so I can't speak very naturally. But usually I can pull off conversations fairly easily.
although I can't deny that I'm not actually autistic, given that I was diagnosed with autism as a child...

>>36044602
It's always my FUCKING countrymen that are animeposting cunts.

>>36044517
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aNZF0GN2LV
t.non-native speaker
>Mount and Blade :Napolenic
>Fistful of Frags
>TF2
but my main pc broke couple months ago and don't have money to repair it, so I haven't played since

>>36044620
New Zealand or South Africa?

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>>36044795
Heh, too bad Monsieur, I hope I haven't got your jimmies ruffled or your baguettes out of order...
>pic very related

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwVWzEVXp9

>Gmod
>TF2
>Day of Infamy
>HM1 & 2

>>36044868
>Gmod
RPfag or sandbox?

>>36044846
Get a loaf of this massive faggot. Slice buns, kill yourself.

>>36044884
RPfag
not darkrp tho

>>36044836
Worse, Scottish.

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>talk to my team over the microphone
>everyone starts calling me "dad"

dang heckin teens i'm only 26 i'm not that old

>>36044954
It could be worse. You could have been welsh

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>people are actually saying the phrase I told them to say
I never knew I could experience pleasure from this

All of you sounded like big boys playing autistic warporn sims. You sound like everybody on steam, even if non-native speaker. Don't worry about a thing.

>talk on my microphone
>get banned from server

>>36045862
greentext story plez

>was going to greentext a story
>people will want to hear my voice after it
>decide to not greentext my story

>>36046080
just do it puss in boots you can just say no when we inevitably ask to hear voice

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>talking while playing vydia
>muh cooperation with muh team

Fuck off, in game implemented voice chat is a waste of resources, if you have the need for communication with your friends while playing use an external programme like everyone else.

Having to listen to some mongoloid murmur through his wallmart mic with his pathetic beta voice always pisses me off. Not to mention who in their right mind wants to talk to completely random people WHILE playing a vydia, for what purpose

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PVqabPMnZh

>>36046490
i don't want to be bullied by strangers ;-;

>>36046607
There is a sweetspot where voice communication trumps text and pings but can deviate to the point where it is detrimental like when there's too much chatter to concentrate.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIk1AkQK8U

>2007scape
>CK2
>Skyrim
>The Sims

>>36046732
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PVqabPMnZh
fuck is that?

>>36044126
I feel your pain.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YNi763vSPX

>>36047256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ccbawouuHl

>>36046962
I bully you if you don't greentext

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ClDyEWuZjo

>rocket league

>>36044984
w-would you like to be my daddy? but only if you don't mind of course

>>36044984
If see this, please post your voice. I love deep voices <3