>Really really really want a Switch but I'm a shitty NEET and I still don't have one
FUCK
with all the reports of bent consoles, you're better off waiting anyway
Nah man fuck nintendo and consoleshit in general
>>36041737
>>36041742
But I want it right NOW
>1 game
It's no wonder you're a neet, you're fucking retarded.
I have a Switch that I imported from Amazon Spain. You could try that OP.
>insane QC issues
>disgraceful specs
>few games
>pretty much REQUIRES dumping another $100 on accessories
Just get a used 360 or PS3 if you want a console mate.
>>36041724
Switch is shit. Worse than Fis Aime's dick cheese. Get a PS4 or Xbone like a real man.
>>36041724
I want to play the new zelda and mario game but I'd rather wait for emulation and buy myself a new computer
>>36042005
BotW is already like 90% playable on the newest version of Cemu, which publicly releases this Sunday.
>>36041724
Why would NEETfag need a portable console anyway?
>>36041724
its just a stupid toy anon have some self respect
Goodwill that shit. I just got a WiiU and a shitton of games for 20bucks. You may have to wait a bit, but I would never buy a new console when there are mommies who get fed up and take their babbys neettoys to a nice farm upstate.
>>36041724
>Be me, anon
>Want to buy a shitty console with one good game
>i also stick my dick in a vice and tighten it until it bleeds
>>36041724
Are there lewd pics of that dog too?
Just buy a 3/2DS or a Wii U.There is just one semi-good game on the Switch.
>all these normie-sonyggers
Go play your Madden, Fifa, Overwatch etc and leave the discussion of subsurface stufd to the big boys
>>36043556
This, but try without phoneposting next time.
>>36041724
Wait a while. You're not gonna get anything good for a year at least
>>36041924
xbone has 2 games (barely)
ps4 is $$$ but a few decent games.
be a thinking man and get a ps3