>just ate 3 packs of hot pockets help me. please some one

>>36040569
Eat vegetables Anon

Those shitposts aren't gonna delete themselves lad

>tfw down to one meal per day
How the fuck do fatties do it? t. skelly

Drink water. It's almost zero calories

>>36040569
Boil half a cup of rice and some green beans next time you are hungry.
Cook up a bunch of chicken and freeze it, eat a piece of that with your rice.
You will look and feel better after a few weeks.

>>36040610
same, i eat one frozen food tray per day which is only like 500 calories. i sleep 12 hours a day and dont move much so i think that's how i haven't turned horrifyingly anorexic

I starve myself while I work. I don't allow myself to eat until I get done. Even when I'm done I don't eat much. I'm more motivated when I'm hungry. The harder I work the faster time moves. When I'm looking at that fucking clock and its approaching the end of my shift I have new life.

As long as I live I never want to eat another hot pocket. My mom used to buy me those huge boxes from Sam's Club. At one point that was pretty much all I ate. Now just thinking about the taste repulses me. I still eat a lot of microwave food but there's so much better you can get for the same price or cheaper. I need to learn how to fucking cook already but I am too busy. When I get my fiancee here I'll have her help me.

>>36040569
put the fucking fork down

>>36040569
You should starve yourself anon. All the cool kids are doing it now. Once you become anorexic enough, then you can throw your mortal coil into the path of a steamroller and become 2D. Leave behind your materialist values, as hot pockets will only exist in this subrealm. Embrace spiritualism, and go to a Tibetan monastery to make your waifs real.

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>>36041628
>fork
>for hot pockets

Microwave frozen vegetables, peas corn carrots broccli and cook chicken breast. Is the easiest meal to make.

You're searching for some kind of romance in the hot pockets. You're trying to get back to that first time your mom brought home hot pockets from the store and you ate them.

Realize that the nostalgia/romance never actually existed -- it's only a thing you created in your head.

You're not giving up anything by giving up your search for the perfect hot pocket moment.