Drunk best friend crashed in my bed, we've always flirted

>>36038979
fuck off normal fag don't do it 33432

She probably thinks you wouldn't rape her

Time to prove her wrong

>>36038979
Let her sleep it off, hope she doesn't puke or shit your bed.

>>36039071
I'm leaning towards this, especially since she might not even remember it
>>36039074
But why should I?
I'm not worried about puke/shit since she's never done it before when she's passed out

>>36039155
Because doing otherwise would betray your friends trust. It's morally reprehensible and vile. And it's a crime.

Are you really so very pathetic I have to tell you reasons you shouldn't rape a passed out drunk woman?

And you're not even gonna post any pics with timestamp faggot?

>>36038979
>risking prison time and a sex offenders list
No OP, don't be a dick

>>36039193
I realize all that but goddamn is it worth being a virgin for the rest of my life?
I would post pics but a few of our friends lurk here so I'm nervous
>>36039211
>going to prison soon anyway for something I didn't do
The sex offender list is pretty bad though, if I wasn't drunk I wouldn't even be questioning this.

>>36038979
depends if she's worth it man
over 8/10 yes
under nope

>>36039275
She's solid 8.5, 9 since I'm drunk
Her ass is really what makes me consider it

Drunk best friend crashed in my bed, he helped me out of the closet and we've always flirted but never gone through with anything because of his girlfriend. Do I shed my few morals and take advantage or just be a good friend?

>>36039300
Reposting my post really helps me out bud.

>>36039312

Ask yourself this OP. Would you want someone sticking their cock into you without your consent?

>>36039268
>I realize all that but goddamn is it worth being a virgin for the rest of my life?

Do you really wanna remember your first time as that time you raped your drunk passed out ""best friend" even though she hadn't said anything remotely indicating she wanted sex and you know she's got a boyfriend?

>>36038979
Seriously we're robots, sure we're autistic, depressed losers. But we're not rapists or monsters.

You want people to tell you to do it, take this shit to /b/

If being a good friend means not raping someone I'd hate to see what being a shitty friend looks like to you.

>>36039329
Actually yes, I wouldn't mind it because at least I know I'm wanted for once.
>>36039333
She always hints at sex but I'm too beta to follow through. You are right tho, I feel like the memory would be tainted and unsatisfying. Are hookers worth it or is it the same deal?
>>36039354
I don't want approval just for the sake of it, I want honest opinions
>>36039356
I've bled for her, housed/raised her and kept her out of trouble. I know it's not an excuse but I get like this when I'm drunk. I'm sick of being lonely

>Completely wasted
>Over at a friends house
>I'm sitting on his bed watching TV while he finishes some video game he's playing
>I end up falling asleep
>He shakes me, wakes me up, but I keep my eyes closed and pretend to sleep because I'm so comfy
>He starts touching rubbing me all over, put his hands down my shorts, and starts kissing me
>I decide to finally "wake up" when he starts licking my feet and jerking himself off

Lol, what a fag.

Dude! don't rape anybody.
I'm drunk right now, and even I know it's a bad idea.

You will look back in the morning and be proud that you could exerise some self control, rather than give in for 5-15 minutes of pleasure.

Proud of you bro. You're not alone out here, we love you

>>36039389
Christ I really did take photos of her feet, am I the autist that everyone makes greentexts about?
>>36039393
Thank you for understanding, it's not a feeling I want but it's hard to resist. I hope I hold out because she's the only real friend I have

>>36039379
Hookers fuck pretty good. If that's all you want go for it. They might advertise GFE but after the hours up, they're gone and you're alone again. Good feels for a day or two, then it's back to normal.

>>36039412
I don't mind that, I just want the sex to feel real. I have the money so should I get an all day GFE or just the hour in case I don't like it?

>>36039426
I'd rather multiple one hour sessions with different hookers versus all day with one. But that's just me.

>>36039426
Quit that shit and go in right now you pussy.

>>36039450
I've been considering TS hookers but I heard the fetish becomes an addiction
>>36039452
Nah, some of the posts made me think back to when she was young and I feel sick now

>>36039463
But how does your dick feel?

>>36039471
Guilty, still very hard but it's telling me it's not worth it. If porn has taught me anything, it's that sex feels like shit if the girl isn't putting work in too

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Bro, just go beat your meat in the bathroom while thinking of her like the rest of us

>thinking a wet hole is worth life in prison

Baka

>>36039463
Wouldn't know. I've only ever fucked chicks. It's legal here, I usually just go the Asian brothels. They even have loyalty programs where you get 50% off every 7th visit. Which is when you spring for a threesome.

>>36039484
Isn't that just as immoral?
>>36039487
Discounts for pussy haha I might give it a try

>>36039493
>jerking off is as immoral as rape

>>36039480
She won't be wet and even if you get her like that you'll just tear her up going in. I've done it before because I was allowed to. Just felt pretty rapey so I stopped and went to sleep. I told her and she was disappointed I didn't finish and said I should have. So next time I pulled her panties down and tried to slide it in from behind but ended up in the wrong hole and just went with it. I don't think she knew. But point is I had carte Blanche permission to do it.

You can totally get them wet when they're passed out but they don't stretch out properly.

>>36039507
>10 mins since op was last seen
He did it!

>>36039531
So basically it'd be like fucking a worn out fleshlight, got it
>>36039599
Nope, her boyfriend came so I had to deal with him

>>36039676
>her boyfriend came so I had to deal with him
Tfw

>>36039709
Went better than expected, he gets bad anxiety so he called about 40 times. I lied and said she already left so he just walked off

>>36039719
Its all set.
One chance.

>>36039719
Either way she is in so much shit now. Drunk. 40 missed calls, out looking for her.

He's gonna think she cheated even if nothing happens.

>>36039737
I'm letting it go, I'd rather wait and see if one day I can be alpha for a minute and respond to her flirting. Wish me luck lads
>>36039766
Not a big concern, the piece of shit thinks she cheats any night she doesn't call back

>>36039776
Best of luck please update

>>36039776
Well she might be single and ready for a legit pounding sooner than you think.

So leave some water out for her, grab some nice fatty takeout for hangover breakfast and sit back and enjoy catching her on the rebound after tomorrows argument.

Bonus points if you manage to spin a way to say he never showed up and you never told him she left, to make him look like even more of a nutcase.

>>36039825
Holy fuck that is genius, thank you anon
If I get it in with her you can bet I'll be making a new thread with pics

>>36039838
tfw now have to refresh board again and again

>>36039268
>haha guys i'm not a virgin i took advantage of someone unconscious that means i am a chad now, right guys?

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>>36039838
Can you get into her phone without her knowing? He has to be REEEEing in her inbox right now. Must be some epic lulz in there. "I've rang you 40 times and I just went to Anons and you aren't there, I bet you're with Chad again aren't you FILTHY WHORE!!!!!! I'm going to your mothers and you'd better be there slut""

Wake her up with bacon and egg mcmuffins and some hash browns dude.

>>36038979
just take pics of her pussy and post them here.