>tfw no savior complex bf to save me Life was supposed to

>>36038566
>Life was supposed to be easy when you're female. Why does no one want me?
is this a woman or cebruz?

don't post tomoko if you aren't cebruz

>>36038566
Well, I'm here for my free gf to save. Too bad OP is roleplaying or has high standards. I know this yet I always reply in case, one day I might strike gold you know.

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>>36038584
cebruz is dead. RIP

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>>36038566
>It's a 'female' OP gets 100 replies asking her to be their bf and disappears because in a shocking twist she's yet another whore who only wants Chad

>savior bf saves you
>but the relationship is built on a prefabricated dynamic so as you get closer to each other in a more genuine sense your psyches will increasingly rub each other the wrong way until one of you dies, submits to mediocrity or breaks up with the other
>you get to leave, heartbroken, and realize that in this world, your problems are permanent and the solutions are temporary

>>36038615
Or it's a roleplaying guy. More likely that one.

>>36038597
>>36038615
It's not so much about standards than it is about living a continent away from most posters.

>>36038566
Post pic. And country
unoroogonol

>>36038566
I have saved girls before, I could save you as well. But you have a penis so I won't.

>>36038566
>I'm going to hit the wall at this rate.
How old are you exactly?

Neckbeard virgin male posts and leaves. Again.

>>36039179
This is not a contact thread. I'm merely asking for an explanation.

>>36039231
You're a tranny. Nobody wants to help trannies.

>>36038566
probably because you look for a very specific set of standards in guys who wouldn't mind trying to save you

on that note where's a girl to save me

>>36038566
I'd love to save a fembot, but only if she's cute.

But the sad thing is the cute fembots who need saving are usually in the US. I'm all the way over in Europe.

>tfw you'll never help an awkward cutie
>and you'll never spend entire nights watching shitty movies and TV shows together

>>36039310
You and me, bro. Sucks how they all are in the US and Australia.

>>36039349
I've fallen for this trap before.
Those introverted socially awkward females only want to use you until they find someone better then you are nothing to them.

Don't fall for the scam like I did.

>>36039500
but there has to be girl that wouldn't do that right?

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>>36038566
Lets get to the root of the problem, how tall are you?
And to all the fags whining about location; you have devices that connect you to everyone everywhere all the time, if you can't find a trap gf or neet bf in your country, it's because of your own cowardice and impotence.

>>36040095
>root of the problem
>asks a totally irrelevant question

>>36038566
>tfw I had a broken qt gf to love, care for and indulge my saviour complex. We had 3 years beautiful years together where we were devoted to each other
>tfw she got offered a scholarship to Oxford while I was halfway through a medical degree in rural Australia
I don't completely regret helping her apply.

>>36040095
>Lets get to the root of the problem, how tall are you?
169 centimeters

>it's another guy poses as female episode

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>>36040259
>tfw even tomoko posting fembots are taller than you

>>36040192
>irrelevant
any guy who dates a trans/trap/femboy whoms taller than him is a cock hungry, bottom-bitch, faggot.

>>36040259
Thats adequate trap height, just try not to get any taller.

>>36038566
fuck off you're not the tomokoposter

>>36040313
You should keep acting like all fembots are traps. I can feel my female privilege being denied as we speak.

>>36040340
Are you a girl(female) and looking to be saved into a life of submissive sex slave?

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>>36040340
biological females are a spook

>>36040340
Have to prove ya a female and not just some bundle of sticks roleplaying.

>>36040500
I think it's irrelevant if my story is true or not. 4chan is fictional. What's interesting is your reaction to the narratives that are presented to you. Replying with "it's not real guys!" is the most boring response possible.

>>36040095
Im 185cm.

Where's my bf?

>>36040725
On /lgbt/. Except if you were born with a vagina, are thicc, not a chestlet, and have a hairy pussy. Then here.

>>36040751
>hairy pussy

Why?

>>36040765
Well it's not a requirement. But would be nice in this day and age when everyone shaves.

>tfw no fat hairy PCOS fembot gf with really hairy nipples
:(

>>36040839
When there's blood clots kinda just, slowly dripping out a few days of ever month. You don't really want anything that blood can cling to or dry to. The smell, the feeling. Nope. I know you can shower every day and all but, yuck.
As for
>not a chestlet
I'm a 12 E which is more than a DD but they don't look big on a 6 foot frame. The proportions means that, the tit to rest of body ratio is shit. I don't even know if I have much of an ass to speak of anymore. I lost it when I lost weight. Rip.

>>36038615
>in a shocking twist she's yet another whore who only wants Chad

Quality post anon keep it up

>tfw no bf to save you and make you a good person again

>>36040943
>when I lost weight.
Why would you do that?

>>36040943
Fair enough. You pass. Next bf interview question: are you submissive in bed?

>>36040725
Here
>tfw no 20cm taller gf

>>36040943
>>36040765
>shaved pussy
>not fat
Absolutely worthless.

>>36041031
Because I was fat. My BMI is now 23, so I'm still.....fat.....I went from 115kg to 82kg.
>>36041033
Yes. And the amount of mother fucking femdom people makes me eternally sad.

>>36040943
The only way I would allow that is if you didn't shave everything else.

>>36040918
I don't have very hairy nipples but I have pcos and am hairy and fat

>>36041094
>Because I was fat. My BMI is now 23, so I'm still.....fat.....I went from 115kg to 82kg.
Too bad, I'm sure you looked much better at 115.

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>>36039310
Stop being in Europe! I want to save a fembot in EU. EVERY GIRL STOP BEING IN THE US AND EVERY GUY STOP BEING IN EUROPE

KURWA

>>36041101
>I don't have very hairy nipples
Then you are NOTHING.

>>36041116
>implying anyone even counts your shitty country as "EU"
Protip: when people say that, they mean Germany, France, UK, you know, real countries.

>>36038566
Any Australian fembots I can save?

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>>36041140
Well I'm in the country surrounded by those countries. So any fembots from there are still in my range.

>>36041094
Excellent. I love dominating taller girls in bed and making them feel like a little girl.

>>36041112
No I fucking didn't you retard. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you honestly find fatties hot? And no, not too bad. I'm glad I'm not dying of a stroke when I'm 50. I'm pretty happy I'm not a disgusting pig like abomination that is the visual epitonomy of everything that is literally wrong with this generation. Do you fap to tumblr whales or something?

>>36041166
To be able to save a fembot you need to have enough money. Not possible in your shithole.

>>36041094
>kg

There is... hope... Europe?

>>36038607
He isn't talked with him last night.

>>36041217
Sorry no, Ausfag.

>>36041205
I have money for a few visits. Especially if they're in the UK, Germany, France etc.

>>36041190
>>No I fucking didn't you retard. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you honestly find fatties hot?
Yes. Nothing wrong with me, but you might consider seeing someone about these anger outbursts caused by self-hate, might make you a more pleasant person to be around (if you were, you'd have found someone at your previous weight too).

>Do you fap to tumblr whales or something?
Every day.

I used to have a pretty bad savior complex. It's really not worth it if they arent actively trying to address their problems. Most fembots are not, and are trying to ignore them hoping they'll go away.

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>>36041094
>23
Pffft
I'm a guy and my bmi is lower than 18
Hahahahha fatso
>femboy here
>tfw when bf

>>36041244
You need money to give them a better life, not for a few visits. Can you give them citizenship in a better country or a better socioeconomic position? I doubt it. And that's the only reason why a woman would date someone from another country nowadays.

It's not 1999 when you could genuinely find love on the other side of the world and work to set up a life together.

>>36041140
I would try and get more hairy for you somehow.

>>36041318
My grandma said that you have to rub garlic over the targeted area. I tried it on an ex for more than a year but it didn't work.

>>36041238
I knew it. There are no European fembots. Only Burgers and Aussies.

>Waiting a girl that's hairy all over
For what reason? Only hairy part of a female body should be the head and puss.

>>36041382
Sexual gratification and intellectual and ideological superiority.

>>36041343
I already have fine darker hair on my chest. But it's sparse.

>>36041382
Because different people have different fetishes and kinks. It's certainly not for me and I don't entirely understand it, but the same can be said for mine.

>>36041277
More so that anyone could ever call avoiding obesity and a sad pathetic depressing life limited to eating cake and food as it's greatest joys, and doing so by sacrificing the freedom of just being able to move at a faster pace than a half jog half shuffle for 5 minutes at a time - as sad.

I honestly find what your attracted to, to be the most disgusting fetish possible. Seriously. Humans aren't meant to have that much fat on them. It's UNHEALTHY. It's gluttony in the most putrid and awful of ways. Seriously maybe your fucking retarded so fat = big titties and big thighs and big jiggly round asses. sorry to burst your bubble but no. You get something that somewhat resembles your fucking ball sack as a body. Please get better taste.

>>36041673
Converts like you always violently proselytize against what they once were. You know, like ex-Christians turned Muslim and such. It's so typical and silly.

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>>36039310
I'm over here in canada with the beaver whores and am happy.

>>36041696
"Converts"

Your kidding right? Are you actual cancer?

I'm just enjoying being an actual human. It's fun. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Wheres the fucking steam thread you naggers

>>36041696
And weeaboos who move to Japan and learn the language are more fanatical about Japanese purity than actual Japanese.

>>36041745
nty, glhf

I know this thread is Bait and that my response is going to get a lot of REEEEE. But it's not a good idea.

I have one of those hero complexes. And I "saved" a girl who needed my help.

But after she recovered, then everything just got boring between us to the point of we are about to break up.
If just saving is the only common thing, one's it passes there is nothing left.

>>36041101
>tfw legitimately into that
>tfw you're probably too young and on the other side of the world

>>36041904
Don't you think saving someone is noble in and on itself even if you can't keep him or her afterwards?

>>36042216
I'm 24 and in the UK.

>>36041745
You're a bfless woman lashing out at people on 4chan
I'm sure you're the definition of fun

>>36042354
Well, too young and on the other side of the Channel at least.

>>36042354
Ummm... how fat are we talking about? Do you at least have big tits tongo along with it?

>>36042542
Ah, shame.
Good look finding the perfect girl anon.

>>36041405
And everywhere else?

I will save literally ANY fembot and help them improve their lives.

I have no roommates and a well-paying job. I just want you to smother me with your vagina occasionally in return.

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>>36043450
Like this anon?
origg

>>36043803
Precisely. Are you going to do this to me, or are you trying to arouse me for no reason?

>>36043939
But where do you live anon?
oigr

>>36044132
America, but I can afford plane tickets easily.

>>36043450
I offer the same thing as this guy but in Europe.

>>36044196
But whats the catch?

>>36044312
I already told you, the catch is that I expect you to sit on my face.

The /r9k/ fantasy:
>BITCHES GET OUT REEEEE

The /r9k/ reality:
>please be my girlfriend

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>>36044334
Free place to get away from my parents and the only catch is I get licked? dude what

>>36044364
Kik me: hyakuretsukyaku
Also I suppose you need to be not a criminal as well.

>>36044396
You didn't even ask her if she's fat or has a hairy pussy.

>>36043450
What are the required physical and location stats

>>36044364
Expect the licks to turn into rape.

>>36044663
Not that guy, but

>not enormously fat (chubby is ok)
>takes care of her basic hygiene
>18 or older
>knows how to cook and clean or willing to learn
>submissive
>in Europe

>>36044636
>implying fat is bad
>implying hair can't be shaved
>>36044663
>requiring something of someone
That's wrong, anon. I prefer tall with a little bit of chub, if that's what you were wondering.
>>36044719
>actually raping a woman
Kek. Rape accusations are taken pretty seriously. Do you think I'm dumb enough to actually rape a woman and throw away my entire life because of it?

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>>36038566
I stopped trying to "save" random people when I've been called an autist for it one too many times. I realized it was ultimately futile and probably of no real value to me.

Now I'll only go after people who I deem have visible potential and are just in a shitty environment/situation.

If you have shitty fucking friends and apparently you like being around them I won't talk you out of it anymore. You hang with retards? You do stupid shit all the time and there's seemingly no introspection on your side? You can stay exactly as you are. NOT worth my time.

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>>36044854
Here is a typical retarded argument.

What even is the point "working with them" if you deem you know what it takes to save them but can't even share that with them, which, you deem is more essential than "working with them"? If anything it's a fucking waste of time.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll have fish his whole life.

The shit they call a disorder and a mental illness these days is fucking crazy. They even called being in awe when watching great paintings a fucking disorder.

In their eyes you'll only be normal when you have no brain left.

>>36044663
>What are the required physical and location stats

>100kg+
>25+
>glasses
>very hairy
>Europe

Bringing this threas back from the dead!

>>36046498
Not like you'll get a fembot gf from it.