You're an apocalyptic survivor and you found an underground

>>36033092
Assuming this hypothetical bunker had whatever food and stuff I wanted:

Eat
>Ribs
Drink
>2% milk
Game
>Stellaris
Song
>Anything by Analepsy (look them up!!! They're slam metal!!"
Porn
>Feminization hypnosis

>>36033092
I'm not interesting enough to warrant filling this out, sorry.

Does the computer have internet? If not then I'm probably going to kill myself.

>>36033092
Eat: Pan con bistec
Drink: Goya coconut soda
Game: MLB The Show
Song: 537 CUBA
Fapping to: Sasha Grey

>>36033619
The computer has an archive of youtube, wikipedia and the only place still online is /r9k/

>>36033571
Bought Stellaris long ago didn't think much of it, now I'm addicted best game ever

>>36033718
that works, as long as I have someone to shitpost with

Eat
>Grilled Cheese
Drink:
>Shitty Beer
Game:
>Nier Replicant
Song
> Thomas The Tank remixes
Porn
> Digital Playground's 2 hour orgies

Eat:
>dick
Drink:
>jizz
Game:
>genital jousting
Song:
It's raining men
Porn:
What are you fucking gay? Only faggots watch porn.

>>36033092
Eat: BLT on rye w/ and swiss cheese, mayo and a tiny bit of spicy mustard
Drink: Blue Monster
Game: NV
Song: "Invokation" by Horseback
Fap: The lamest, most shit-tier porn with cheesy drama featuring plumbers and pizza delivery.

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>>36033571
>>36033752

What do you mean Stellaris is shit.

>>36033092
eat
>cereal, probably cinnamon life or something
drink
>coke, not at the same time as the cereal though, that's gross
game
>idk, I don't enjoy video games like I used to. maybe oblivion for nostalgia's sake
song
>something by holy sons for sure
porn
>maybe masturbation encouragement or downblouse videos

this all presupposes there's cigarettes, I'd neck myself if there weren't.

>>36034495
what is this pic implying?

>>36034603
Cigarettes, weed, drugs anything you can imagine is down in that bunker. Everything but another human to interact with.

>>36034822
that's cool, not too much different than my life now then though, which isn't so cool.

>>36033092
If there was no chance for society/technology to continue advancing then

>What would you eat first?
A bullet

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>munchin on peanuts
>slurpin on milk
>playing WoW if internet connection for the RP, if not then Minecraft & BO1 Zombies
>anything by mozart, vivaldi or something to seem smart if someone busts through the door
>I can't be sexually aroused.

>>36035150
>I can't be sexually aroused
you probably think otherwise, but I feel like you're lucky

I'd eat some pepperoni pizza and drink iced tea.
I'd be playing some comfy modded minecraft.
Listening to anime soundtracks.
Fapping to petite blondes getting railed.

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>>36035252
I think that too because I hate women with a deep passion. Those shallow wretched leeches disgust me to no end.

oh and im not gay xd

>>36033092
Would there be heroin in the underground bunker? If not, I'll go through withdrawals. Considering the apocalypse just happened, I'd probably have to grow my own poppy seeds.

>>36035285
>fapping to skinny white girls being wrecked
hello /blacked/ subscriber

Eat
>Pretzels
Drink
>beer
Game
>Etrian Odyssey
Song
>probably something from a game ost
Porn
>JAV

Assuming I'm the last person alive, why would I need to indulge myself in escapism anymore? There's no more comparison. There's no more standard. My depression is predicated upon society. If there is no society left, I have nothing left holding me back. I'd just end my life.

After i jerk off to some JAV Julia though.

>>36033092
>beans and chips with salsa and sour cream
>the strongest alcohol there
>something with a lot of comfy and eacapism, so probably little big planet or some shit
>Pinch of Snuff
>violent underage hentai rape

>>36033092
>what to eat first
Probably a 12 guage

>>36035298
Lucky man. I hate women, but I can't stop the urge to want them. It's like having an intense craving for a gross food you hate that gives you diarrhea, but you can't stop eating it.

>>36033092
Eat: nothing because I gotta stay skinny
Drink: Diet Pepsi
Game: fallout 4, kek
Song: paranoid by Black Sabbath
Fapping to: whatever hentai is on the pc

>>36035498
You can fight it m8.

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>>36035498
I know that feel too well

Original

>>36033623
MEXICANS ARE EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>36035440
You can do whatever you want in the bunker, there's no limits. Create your own escapism <3

>>36035564
I'm trying. I'm even on SSRIs and they barely affected my sex drive. The urge is uncontrollable, I fucking hate it.

>>36035578
Stay strong brother.

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I would find the fact that such a bunker exists and appears completely unoccupied highly suspicious. I would inspect it a little bit, quickly grab two sealed bottles of really bitter liquor (something like fernet or gentian liqueur) if I could find any -- one in each hand -- and run back out to the wasteland, not looking back until I'd gotten at least a mile away.

>>36033092
Eat: Cheez-its
Drink: Diet Cola
Game: Fallout NV (for the irony)
Song: Ten hours of Johnny Guitar followed by Big Iron
Fapping to: /gif/

>>36033092
>What would you eat first?
Probably the first thing I could get my hands on. I've been living on berries and gophers for the past year
>What would you be sippin on?
Beer, idc which brand
>Which game you playing?
Oblivion
>Song you're listening to?
Anything off of Demon Days
>Fapping to?
Clean things

>>36033092
pelmeni
carbonated water
dota 2
chris travis - max payne
camwhores

>>36033092
Eat
>the food that would go off sooner
Drink
>wouldn't be much to drink other than water I'd probably have some vodka if there's any
Game
>risk of rain
Song
>something nostalgic like van morrison
Porn
>rather not say

>>36036709
dude that game fucks my shit so hard, got any tips for improving?

>>36036898
I'm pretty good but i'm not one for giving advice, but I'll try and give you some rules to use generally, last one's more of a personal one.

>don't spam abilities use them at necessary times
>certain abilities go well with each other allowing you to get what are essentially combos learn how to use these combos effectively
>learn how enemies attack and the best counter for it
>figure out the most appropriate upgrades for each hero and try and get them when possible
>learn how to use your money effectively so when to buy a chest or gamble on a shrine this is more just instinct
>don't rush or grind through levels
>the enforcer may seem shit but he's good if you know how to play him, good on multiplayer

>>36033092
>like Im going to waste my energy jerking off during the apocalypse.

That's the whole point of a depressing apocalyptic atmosphere. Sex doesn't happen there besides gang rapes by gangs of criminals or something.

>>36033092
I basically do this shit anyway. Literally nothing would change.

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>>36033092
>food
Sushi
>drink
Green apple Gatorade
>game
Kingdom Hearts 2
>song
Leave by Matxhbox 20
>porn
Titfuck and twin tails
It's the end of the world and I love it

>>36038145
This is a man who knows the definition of comfy

>>36037978
But that feel when you find the bunker in mid november.. No one's been tracking you. Enough food and electricity to last you months. You will be fapping through the winter.

eat
>Heinz Beans (With sausages)
drink
>slightly lemon flavoured watee
game
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R or Metro
Song
>Feel Good inc.
fapping
>furry porm comics

>>36038992
Sounds like you got a few comfy bunker months ahead of you

Eat
> Deli Sandwich w/ Emmental.
Drink
> Whisky and Coke.
Game
> Witcher 3.
Music
> Any good metal.
Porn
> Pov and JOI (No humiliation)

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>eat
fruit/potatoes
>drink
1% milk and OJ
>game
Civ IV
>song
Burzum - Dunkelheit
>fap
Stop watching porn.

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>>36039690
>JOI
unironically kill yourself

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>>36039871
At least I'm not fapping to Domina or feminization stuff, like some fag.