"Sorry anon, we're a package deal. I'll only be

wtf, /b/ is that way --->

I like how /r9k/ is starting to realize that girls are fucking dogs more often that what people like to admit.

>>36032037
Women are literally vermin

orginail

>>36032098
I know that.
I'm just jealous that the average dog has fucked more women in a year than what I'll in my entire life.
Probably was better at sex than I could possibly be.

>>36032207
>I'm just jealous that the average dog has fucked more women in a year than what I'll in my entire life.

Please stop getting your facts from pornos.

>>36032392
You probably don't live near a dog park.
I've seen a lot of women being too friendly with the dogs, to the point of kissing them As if they were their boyfriends.

>>36031870
This would never happen. My standards aren't low enough for a fatass.

>>36032850
You're implying a lot, son.

>>36032884
For me, if she has a pulse and doesn't straight up smells like sewer it's good enough.
My standards are as low as my self-esteem

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>>36032916
>get a pupper
>decide to walk him at the dog park near my house
>when I get there I see that the all the people at the park are gorgeous women
>they all have dogs
>nobody is running around, playing fetch, or having pleasant conversation
>they're just on their knees, slowly and passionately making out with their dogs

I didn't go back

>>36032994
The one near me is on the way to my wagecuck work, and I've seen the same thing.
Although 75% of the ones I've seen doing that are fatsos like OP's pic.
But I've seen 2 really hot girls do that as well

>>36032392
It's true though

0.0000000000000000000000001>0

>>36033147
did you think I was being serious, friendo?

>>36033165
its a very common thing in canada

standard poodles are actually bro doggos

its the little ones that are annoying vermin

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>>36033333
quints confirm that poodles are absolute bros

>>36033148
>0.0000000000000000000000001>0
>the average dog has fucked more women in a year than what I'll in my entire life.
>0.0000000000000000000000001
>the average dog

>>36033823
There is a reason why a lot of states don't have strict bestiality laws
I live in one of those

>>36033333
All dogs except huskies are trash

>>36031870
is the dog supposed to be more attractive than the hamplanet?

>kiketube /watch?v=q1y709ZlO8Y#t=32s

>>36034986
What????
dick tracy?

>>36032928
>Implying that fat raostie cunt doesn't smell like 3-day old diapers and dog ass

>>36035159
I'm REALLY that desperate

>>36033251
Did they really pass a law legalizing sex with dogs?

good of thread as any to dump this

kik: clearflower

some roastie that sucked off her bf's two dogs, a black lab and a yellow lab

do whatever with her kik

>>36036462
Not your personal army and all that

>>36031870
Well then. I guess I have to fuck the roastie too.